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Postby Photosoph » Sat Apr 23, 2005 2:30 pm

Lol! No... keep guessing...

Although weirdly enough, bagpipes do seem to fit... yet that is definitely not the answer.
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Postby Scribs » Sat Apr 23, 2005 4:16 pm

a squeeze toy?
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Postby Ingemar » Sat Apr 23, 2005 4:22 pm

>a squeeze toy?

That can't be right, because squeeze toys are already bloated before they are squeezed. Squeezing "de-bloats" them.
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Postby Hephzibah » Sat Apr 23, 2005 4:37 pm

A tissue?
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Postby AngelSakura » Sat Apr 23, 2005 4:40 pm

Some kind of...baby that's eaten too much? Nah, babies aren't as light as feathers... A database? XDD
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Postby Madeline » Sat Apr 23, 2005 5:13 pm

A generic paper towel? >.<
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Postby Mithrandir » Sat Apr 23, 2005 6:11 pm

How about "a Quill Pen?"

That seems close.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Sun Apr 24, 2005 10:26 pm

Breath?
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Postby Warrior 4 Jesus » Sun Apr 24, 2005 10:42 pm

A sponge? (Light as a feather, but cries when its bloated) When a sponge has no water it is very light but when its soaked in water it bubbles quietly from the water seeping into it. That's a form of crying isn't it? (grasping at straws here)
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Postby Mithrandir » Mon Apr 25, 2005 9:15 pm

So... Just going to leave us hanging...?
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Postby Kaligraphic » Mon Apr 25, 2005 11:59 pm

How about an anorexic? Light as a feather but cries when bloated.
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Postby Maledicte » Tue Apr 26, 2005 3:34 pm

NOw THAT was funny.
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Postby livewire » Tue Apr 26, 2005 4:01 pm

Kaligraphic wrote:How about an anorexic? Light as a feather but cries when bloated.


that is funny...sad, but funny
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Postby Kaligraphic » Sun May 08, 2005 8:26 am

I think we've given up. What is light as a feather but cries when bloated?
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Postby Mithrandir » Wed May 11, 2005 2:46 pm

OK then. Next riddle.

What's brown and sticky?
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Postby Hephzibah » Wed May 11, 2005 3:23 pm

A bear covered in honey
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Postby Kaligraphic » Wed May 11, 2005 4:31 pm

Sticky bread.

Or maybe flypaper.
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Postby Mr. SmartyPants » Wed May 11, 2005 4:51 pm

poop!

(oldphil i bet you were waiting for an answer like that XD)
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Postby Scribs » Wed May 11, 2005 5:28 pm

OldPhil/Mithrandir (you were asking for it with the vague question.)
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Postby Mithrandir » Wed May 11, 2005 5:52 pm

No.... The answer is "A stick."

You people are warped.
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Postby Scribs » Wed May 11, 2005 7:16 pm

LOL, Mithrandir, you are a staffer but the truth must be told, Your jokes are horrible
ok, here is a rather pathetic ridle of my own creation:

What is Square in the morning, Round in the afternoon, and flat at nightfall?
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Postby Warrior 4 Jesus » Wed May 11, 2005 7:21 pm

Can't believe I got the sponge riddle! I'm terrible at them usually, but they are great fun!

Piloswine, is it the Moon?
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Postby Scribs » Wed May 11, 2005 7:22 pm

nope, I dont think It is ever square.
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Postby Mithrandir » Wed May 11, 2005 8:04 pm

The shadow of an cylendar?
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