Let's Play Pokemon Silver Nuzlocke

[Ante Bellum]

*Introducing, AnteBellum! The Gastly!*

Um...yay? *hopes to be useful*

[Peanut]

Elm: So yeah...meet my assistant at the local Pokemon center.

Mr. Hat'n'Clogs: Sure.



Assistant: Here's the egg, have fun walking around for a while until it hatches.

Mr. Hat'n'Clogs: Wait, what?

*The Assistant is gone before Mr. Hat'n'Clogs can say anything else.*

Mr. Hat'n'Clogs: Sigh, well let's hatch this thing...








*Introducing, Garland the Togepi!*

goldenspines: Ah, he's adorable!

Garland: I'm going to murder every enemy who stands in my way with a nice shiny knife! Tehe!

goldenspines:...um...

Ante: I like him already!

[Peanut]

*Introducing Okami! The Bellsprout!*



Some Dude: Want to buy a Slowpoke tail for over a million Poke dollars?

Mr. Hat'n'Clogs: Where would you get the idea that a kid my age has a million Poke dollars?!


*Now Union Cave!*

firestorm: Why do they call it Union Cave?

Mr. Hat'n'Clogs: The Pokemon in it unionized.

Ante: We can do that?!


*Introducing, SavedGamer! The Rattata*

SavedGamer: It is my dream to be as awesome as Kamen Rider Raticate!

Mr. Hat'n'Clogs: Too bad, your going in the box!

Saved Gamer: Noo!!!!

*Later, in Azleaf town*



Mr. Hat'n'Clogs: Are the world famous Pokeball maker?

World Famous Pokeball Maker: No, I'm just some dude who had my name legally changed to that. OF COURSE I AM THE WORLD FAMOUS POKEBALL MAKER!!!

Mr. Hat'n'Clogs: Dude...chill, I was just wondering?

World Famous Pokeball Maker: Sorry, I'm just sooo angry about Team Rocket cutting off Slowpoke Tails in Slowpoke well!

Mr. Hat'n'Clogs: Man, if only there was some sort of awesome hero to save the day!

World Famous Pokeball Maker: Hey! I can be an awesome hero who saves the day! All I have to do is bust some heads, and that is my second best ability! Now if you'll excuse me, it's hero time!

Mr. Hat'n'Clogs:

[Mr. Hat'n'Clogs]

Ante: I like him already!

I know who I don't want as a benchwarmer.

[Peanut]

Mr. Hat'n'Clogs: Well, here we are.

firestorm: Jeez, I wonder what kind of Pokemon we're going to find in here...



Mr. Hat'n'Clogs: Hey world's greatest Pokeball maker!

World's Greatest Pokeball Maker: Hi, Mr. Hat'n'Clogs! I chased those devilish Team Rocket dudes down here. But then I hurt my back. Guess we're all doomed.

Mr. Hat'n'Clogs:...right, well, I'm going to go beat up Team Rocket now. See you later!



Mr. Hat'n'Clogs: Man, this is kind of messed up.

goldenspines: Those poor Slowpokes...

Garland: I could put them out of their misery hehe!

Team Rocket guy: Don't touch our key to taking over the world!

Mr. Hat'n'Clogs: ...what?

Team Rocket Guy: You heard me! By cornering the market for Slowpoke tails, Team Rocket will rebuild itself without Giovanni or Peanut!

Mr. Hat'n'Clogs:...right, anyway, let's just get this battle over with.

*One anti-climatic Team Rocket battle later.*



World's Best Pokeball Maker: You saved the Slowpoke! Now come back to my shop so I can reward you!



World's Best Pokeball Maker: Here's a Lure Ball, and if you ever find some nuts growing on trees, bring them to me and I'll make new Pokeballs for you!

Mr. Hat'n'Clogs: Out of nuts?!

World's Best Pokeball Maker: Why do you think they call me the World's Best Pokeball Maker?!



goldenspines: Aw, look, all the Slowpokes have entered the town.

Garland: Hooray! I don't have to walk as far to chop them up into little bits!

goldenspines: How...psychotic of you...

Ante: Isn't he adorable?


*Introducing, FishnChips, the Slowpoke!*

FishnChips: Suddenly...dying...seems...much...better...now...

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And now it's gym time. Yes, already I have caught over 6 Pokemon so now it is time to choose my line up. Since I am using a different Pokemon for each of the Gym Leader's Pokemon, I won't be using all 6 Pokemon. So, for this gym, you only need to pick 3 from the following:

firestorm-Bayleaf
mechana-Zubat
golenspines-HootHoot
Garland-Togepi
AnteBellum-Ghastly
Okami-Bellsprout
SavedGamer-Rattata
FishnChips-Slowpoke

[goldenspines]

I find it disturbingly funny that Togepi is acting like a psychotic murderer. XD;;

The adventure is going nicely so far (for the most part, I mean, no one has died yet!). Your narrations continue to be brilliant, Peanut.

Now, for the gym lineup.

Me - HootHoot
Ante - Gastly
Mech - Zubat
FishnChips - Slowpoke
Garland - Togepi
SavedGamer - Rattata


Yes, I did leaf out Firestorm. XP

[Mr. Hat'n'Clogs]

I love how Team Rocket is like economic terrorists or something.

Also, do my votes count as two or something since I'm the trainer?

firestorm-Bayleaf
mechana-Zubat
golenspines-HootHoot
FishnChips-Slowpoke
AnteBellum-Ghastly
Okami-Bellsprout

[Garland]

I never expected to be a Togepi.

The psychotic Togepi is great.

Pokemon:
Garland-Togepi
Firestorm-Bayleaf
Goldenspines-Hoothoot
AnteBellum-Ghastly
Okami-Bellsprout
Mechana-Zubat

Any of these 6.

[Midori]

If you run out of names, you can use mine if you want. I-It's not like I'm doing it because I want to help out or anything. [/tsundere]

[firestorm]

I was gonna come in here and vote my self in the roster of three but then I began to wonder why goldy left me out. At first I was like... :[ well that's not fair... Then I realized I had forgotten the Gym Leader line up. So I decided to go on Bulbepedia and well.... let's just say thank you Goldy for your consideration of my grassy well being. XD (Didn't know what kind of pun to put with that >> <<... I'm not as good as peanut with that kind of thing...)

so here are my votes for the roster

top 3:
golenspines-HootHoot
mechana-Zubat
AnteBellum-Ghastly

Rest (optional)
firestorm-Bayleaf
Garland-Togepi
SavedGamer-Rattata

While I do want to be in the fight, I also don't want to be knocked out of the let's play so soon >>....
So yeah I'll be practicing my moves if you need..... wait....

World's Best Pokeball Maker: You saved the Slowpoke! Now come back to my shop so I can reward you!



World's Best Pokeball Maker: Here's a Lure Ball, and if you ever find some nuts growing on trees, bring them to me and I'll make new Pokeballs for you!

Mr. Hat'n'Clogs: Out of nuts?!

World's Best Pokeball Maker: Why do you think they call me the World's Best Pokeball Maker?!

... >>;; ....<<;;

*firestorm moves himself into the lureball while Mr.Hat n' Clogs sleeps* I love the wood flooring in here!!!!..... And it smells so great!!! *sniffs it*... is this pine? I love PINE! *noms on it* :3

[Mr. Hat'n'Clogs]

So, may I ask, what exactly makes the Lure Ball special? I don't think I got this far in my brief time with Crystal.

[Peanut]

So, may I ask, what exactly makes the Lure Ball special? I don't think I got this far in my brief time with Crystal.

It gives you a higher capture rate while fishing for Pokemon.

[firestorm]

?????

[Peanut]

Mr. Hat'n'Clogs: Man it feels like its been forever.

firestorm: That's because it has...

Mr. Hat'n'Clogs: Oh well, time to win another gym badge!



Bugsy: Guess what type of Pokemon I use?

Mr. Hat'n'Clogs:...I'd rather not.

Bugsy: Well then you better brace yourself because this game is about to *puts on sunglasses* bug out.

*A loud screaming noise can be heard off in the distance that shakes all of the Pokemon world. It sounds sort of like Peanut.*

Mr. Hat'n'Clogs:...that's odd...

Bugsy: It happens quite a bit actually, anyway let's get this party started!



Bugsy: You will fear the power of my bug pokemon!

Mr. Hat'n'Clogs: Wait...bug pokemon have power?

firestorm: That might be the funniest thing I ever heard if he wasn't trying to be serious.


*Ante Bellum vs. Metapod*

Ante:...really? A Metapod...that's my opponent?

Bugsy: Yes! Tremble at the power of Metapod! Tremble at its ability to raise its defense over and over and do nothing else!

*Ante wins this battle way to easily...it's sad really...*

Bugsy:...lucky.

Ante: No. No I wasn't.


*Mechana vs. Kakuna*

Bugsy: Kakuna is even more powerful then Metapod! Watch as he uses Harden even better!!

mechana:...this guy is a joke...

*mechana has no trouble beating the Kakuna*

mechana: Worst gym leader ever.

Ante: Yeah, I can't believe was given a license to be a gym leader. Well goldy, have fun smashing some weak little bug Pokemon.

goldenspines: Well, this should be one of the easiest gym matches ev--


*goldenspines vs. Scyther*

Scyther: I'm going to eviscerate you and use your intestines to make delicious sausages for our annual barbeque.

goldenspines: Um...

Garland: Can I come?

Scyther: Bug Pokemon only kid.

goldenspines: Why do I have to fight the threatening one...

*Scyther slashed goldenspines with its large, blade like things. It's speed allowed it to attack her before she could hope to respond. It was an epic battle, but in the end, goldenspines pecking abilities proved to be too much for the proud bug Pokemon. Mr. Hat'n'Clogs was victorious.*

Bugsy: Well...here's that badge.

Mr. Hat'n'Clogs: Awesome. I got my second badge with little trouble.

goldenspines: Little trouble! I almost got killed!

Ante: Oh come on goldy, it wasn't that bad.

goldenspines: What did you guys fall asleep while I was fighting the homicidal maniac known as Scyther?

mechana:...maybe.

*Elsewhere*

???2: He's managed to get another badge.

???4: We'll see if he can continue this through the next six gyms before passing judgment on him. The road is still quite long after all.

???3: Either way, he seems to be progressing. That's a sign to give us some hope.

???1: Time will tell. Time will tell.

[Mr. Hat'n'Clogs]

Goldy should have been the one to fight Metapod, since her past form and all.

Though, people are watching. They'll just have to wait until I pound them into dust!

[goldenspines]

Well, I can see who's going to be pulling all the weight on this team. :I

*can't wait until she evolves into a Noctowl and actually looks threatening. >_>*


Good to see this thread updated though, Peanut. I eagerly await the next adventure that lies in store for us.

[ChristianKitsune]

Yaaay update! I really do enjoy reading these... XD awww Poor Goldy I must say you are pretty threatening in the cute department! Although, isn't Scyther a fighting pokemon too? And Hoot Hoot is a psychic? She could have beat him pretty good anyway, right?

[mechana2015]

I'm glad that I'm vaguely menacing from the start...

[Peanut]

Mr. Hat'n'Clogs: Well, now that we've beaten that gym, I guess it's time to move onto the next without any interruptions at al--



MoonRockDragon: Was Team Rocket here? Cause I wanted to show them how weak they are.

firestorm: By, showing them your own weakness?

Mr. Hat'n'Clogs: Now firestorm, be nice. It's not MoonRock's fault that he couldn't fight his way out of a paper bag.

MoonRockDragon: There you go again with your hurting words! Don't you understand what a tortured life I live! Well it doesn't matter, I'll show you just like I was going to show them!




*Ante Bellum vs. Ghastly!*

Ante: Well...this is awkward...

*An intense battle of licking follows which Ante manages to win*


*Garland vs. Zubat*

*Garland tries to stab Zubat to death but trips and lands on his own knife.*

Mr. Hat'n'Clogs: NO! Stay alive little man!

*Garland returns before he dies*


*mechana vs. Zubat*

mechana: Another mirror match...well, here we go.

*mechana wins through massive biting.*


*FishnChips vs. Quilava*

FishnChips: Slow and steady wins the race.

*As Fish said, slow and steady won the race.*

*Mr.Hat'n'Clogs wins.*





firestorm: Well...someone has problems and a complex of some sort.

Mr. Hat'n'Clogs: Tell me about it...

[Peanut]

Mr. Hat'n'Clogs: Huh, well this doesn't seem to bad.

Random underpaid worker: Find my boss' bird before I get fired!!!!

Mr. Hat'n'Clogs: *sigh*

*One birdtastic chase scene later.*



Birdman: Thank you for finding my bird. Here, have this HM which will help you advance through this forest.

Mr. Hat'n'Clogs: Thanks.



Mr. Hat'n'Clogs: You know, I get the feeling that this could be important if I had some sort of item or something.

firestorm: Yeah, too bad this is a Nuzlocke run and you've already ran into pokemon in this area so, even if you got that item somehow, this spot is useless.

Mr. Hat'n'Clogs: I hate you Japan...



Mr. Hat'n'Clogs: Day care?

Day Care man: Give us your Pokemon and we'll raise them for you. Oh and occasionally breed them as well.

Mr. Hat'n'Clogs:...well, look at the time, guess we have to get going!

*Later, at Goldenrod City.*



Mr. Hat'n'Clogs: Um...thanks I guess...

Bicycle Shop Owner: Trust me, when you get to places where you'll need it, you'll come to enjoy the fact that you're a walking advertisement...ok riding advertisement.

*And later, at a Radio Tower*



Mr. Hat'n'Clogs: Sweet, what do I win?



Mr. Hat'n'Clogs: Well that's kind of cool. What else can I do here?

*One quiz later*



Quiz Lady: Congratulations, after several tries you've one this radio app for your pokegear.

Mr. Hat'n'Clogs: It's nice to know that they have an app for that.

*Pokegear, it's like the iPhone only with Pokemon.*

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Time for another gym! This next leader has a total of 2 Pokemon...yeah, kind of unimpressive. So, I'm only going to need a line up of 2 Pokemon this time. You guys choose from the list provided below:

firestorm-Bayleaf
mechana-Zubat
golenspines-HootHoot
Garland-Togepi
AnteBellum-Ghastly
Okami-Bellsprout
SavedGamer-Rattata
FishnChips-Slowpoke

[goldenspines]

Oh man, that's a tough call. I always disliked this next gym leader (if it's the one I'm thinking of). Fighting normal type pokemon with a fighting type is annoying. :<

If only Ante had better moves (like psychic ones).

Anyways, lineup suggestion:

Firestorm - Bayleef
AnteBellum - Ghastly
Okami - BellSprout
Fish - Slowpoke
Garland - Togepi
SavedGamer - Rattata

[Mr. Hat'n'Clogs]

Ante Bellum - Ghastly
Fish - Slowpoke
Firestorm - Bayleef
Goldenspines - HootHoot
mechana - Zubat

Also, keep in mind that I have no idea what I'm doing since I've never played this far before.

[Winry]

firestorm - Bayleef
Garland - Togepi

[Garland]

Thanks for saving me from death.

Ante(if she knows any moves that aren't ghost type)
Otherwise, it doesn't matter, but whatever you do, don't send in a flying type against Miltank. Rollout hurts.

[goldenspines]

Otherwise, it doesn't matter, but whatever you do, don't send in a flying type against Miltank. Rollout hurts.

Yes. Yes it does. :<

[Peanut]

Yes. Yes it does. :<

Hmmm...methinks goldenspines is going to have to be the one to smack that cow around.

[Peanut]

*After a long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long haitus (did I mention it was LOOOOOOOOONNNGGGG), its gym battle time!!! But first...*


*Introducing Grubb the Fragger, the Drowsee*

Grubb: There will be poundage.

*firestorm lifts up his fist for poundage of the bro-fist variety.*

Grubb: No, I meant literal poundage, its the only move I really know...





goldy: Hooray, I'm more awesome now!

Mr. Hat'n'Clogs: Yay, now if only the rest of you would evolve and earn me more power!

*Ominous lightning flashes and thunderclaps*

firestorm:...that was...weird...



Random Dude: Hey man, this gym uses all normal types so, hope you brought along something that could take care of that!



Mr. Hat'n'Clogs: fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff



Whitney: Hi, I'm Whitney and I'm a completely normal person who uses completely normal Pokemon. Yep, nothing weird with this person or her Pokemon and we most definitely aren't body snatchers from some distant planet sent to dominate this world. But enough about me, let's get this battle started!

Mr. Hat'n'Clogs:...wait what was that about body snatchers from a distant planet.

*Whitney vs. Mr. Hat'n'Clogs*

Whiteny: Fear the power of my normalness!

Mr. Hat'n'Clogs: You are covering up something...aren't you...

firestorm: Whatever, let's just get this fight over with.


*FishnChips vs. Clefairy*

FishnChips: Time to end this quickly!

*Clefairy attacks*

FishnChips: Yep, any minute now you'll be dead.

*Clefairy sits there and waits for FishnChips to do something...*

*3 hours later*

*FishnChips uses confusion. FishnChips wins.*


*firestorm vs. Miltank*

firestorm: All right you tank of...milk. It's time for you to learn to fear the VINE Wh--*firestorm is hit with Rollout*

firestorm: What?! But...I thought you'd only know Normal mov-*firestorm is hit with Rollout again*

firestorm: Ok this time you're goin--*Rollout hits once again*

firestorm: ENOUGH!!!!*firestorm uses Vine Whip many, many, many times. firestorm wins.*


*Mr. Hat'n'Clogs is victorious.*

Whitney: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *Whitney melts leaving only the badge behind*

Mr. Hat'n'Clogs:...I guess this is what we get for the creator being outrageously lazy...
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???3: He has defeated another gym leader.

???2: Well, this is starting to get a little more interesting.

???4: Give it more time, I'm sure we will all find out what we want to know once his journey ends.

[Ante Bellum]

Whitney: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *Whitney melts leaving only the badge behind*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8JqYxd6CxM


So, now, will there be more updates? I need to know what happens!

[Peanut]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8JqYxd6CxM


So, now, will there be more updates? I need to know what happens!

More like this.

And yes, there will be more updates.

[Peanut]

Mr. Hat'n'Clogs: All right, now that that's over...let's see the sights!

goldenspines: A day off would be nice.

firestorm: Definitely! These leaves do get tired you know...



Mr. Hat'n'Clogs: You say that like its an accomplishment...

goldenspines: Well, she is a gym leader and all.

Mr. Hat'n'Clogs:...doesn't mean she's good at it...

Flower Lady: Anyway, do you recall that weird tree thing blocking one of the nearby routes? Well I've heard its really a Pokemon that comes to life and tries to kill you when you squirt it with water!

Mr. Hat'n'Clogs: A Psychotic Tree pokemon made out of rock?! Sounds like we've found a new team member!

goldenspines:...

Garland: I'll use it to sharpen my knifes on! Tehee!

Flower Lady: Here, take this bottle shaped like a Squirtle. It should help you wake that Pokemon up.



goldenspines: Well...let's get this over with.

Mr. Hat'n'Clogs: Huh...aquiring this item has given me a sudden urge to blow all my money on gambling!

goldenspines:...but...why?



Mr Hat'n'Clogs: You there! Give me your coin case or my friend will use you as his new pin cushin.

Garland: I like sticking needles in things!

Random Dude: Ok, geez, here take it!

*60 hours and billions of Pokedollars later*



Mr. Hat'n'Clogs: Must...make...fortune...back...

*firestorm and goldenspines appear behind Mr. Hat'n'Clogs*

firestorm: Mr. Hat's...that's enough.

Mr. Hat'n'Clogs: But...but...I've almost won it big! I know it!

goldenspines: We're staging an intervention.

firestorm: Just look at yourself! This is not who you are. Now you're going to leave here and we're going to catch that psychotic tree Pokemon.

goldenspines: What?!

firestorm: Come on! Time to get a new violent friend.



Mr. Hat'n'Clogs: Oh man, here it is...my adrenaline is starting to pump!

firestorm: See what you've been missing by blowing your money on gambling?

Mr. Hat'n'Clogs: Thanks guys, you saved me, for sure. Now here we go!



Mr. Hat'n'Clogs: All right Garland! Just like we've planned!



*Garland kills the Sudowood*

Mr. Hat'n'Clogs:...can I go back to my gambling now?

firestorm: No.