Worst toy ever made

[Cognitive Gear]

Yes. Those are My Chemical Romance action figures.

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SEG Toys is pleased to announce that the My Chemical Romance figures are now available at Hot Topic, Spencer Gifts and other fine retailers.

Other fine reatilers. Other fine retailers. Other fine retailers. Other fine retailers.

The sentance describing these things doesn't make sense no wonder what way I slice it. B[

[Nate]

I wonder why they're pleased to announce it. I'd be ashamed.

[rocklobster]

What next? Linkin Park with Emo action?

[Wild Eagle]

I once had an "action figure" that was completely stiff save for the fact you could move his arms. Only his arms though. Not the elbows or wrists. ^_^;

[Htom Sirveaux]

Yeah I have that ! It's for the Sonic Mega Collection ^__^. Gosh I love that game.

What it is, Dot, what it is. The Sonic Mega Collection is the best "sick day" game ever.

Now, another bad toy.

To quote Peter Griffin, "It's not the same, Lois. It's not the same. And the sooner you learn that, the sooner we can get this marriage back on track."

[Yeshua-Knight]

ya know, i remember the first time furbies were popular, in the gremlins movies...

i have to say that the tamagotchi and digimon were some pretty horrible toys too, my gosh...i'm not even going to dignify them with pics

[Warrior 4 Jesus]

What the heck is 'Hot Topic'?

[Shao Feng-Li]

A place to buy lifestyle?

[Htom Sirveaux]

What the heck is 'Hot Topic'?

It's a really crappy mall chain store that sells really crappy goth/emo clothes and really crappy band shirts and memorabilia.

[Shao Feng-Li]

Hey... I got a really cool Samurai 7 t shirt there...

[Peanut]

Man forget Oscar Wilde. Charles Dickens has a REMOVABLE HAT.

That's nothing, my former AP US/AP Euro teacher had a Marie Antoinette action figure with two different outfits and ejector head action. He also had two unicorns (or were they horses...) representing Soviet Russia and the United States of America and a Benjamin Franklin action figure complete with a kite...obviously these caused much entertainment for the people in the front row of his class...especially those who were apart of his homeroom.

[Raiden no Kishi]

My C.S. Lewis figure has the kung-fu grip, lights up, glows in the dark, and remarks profoundly when you press the button on his back. : : smiles triumphantly : :

.rai//

[ShiroiHikari]

Those MCR figures should come with an array of accessories like black eyeliner, white face powder, and razor blades for "wrist-slicing action". And battle damage scars that appear in water! Or something.

[Fish and Chips]

Having spent less than ten minutes actually inside any Hot Topic retailer, I'd refrain from commenting except to ask how many Nightmare Before Christmas shirts does the world really need?

Some of their Anime merchandise looks fairly nifty, though.

[bakura_fan]

Having spent less than ten minutes actually inside any Hot Topic retailer, I'd refrain from commenting except to ask how many Nightmare Before Christmas shirts does the world really need?

Some of their Anime merchandise looks fairly nifty, though.

Yeah. I mainly go in there for the anime and nintendo stuff. And the occasional movie stuff (harry potter, pirates of the caribbean, etc.).

[Kanerou]

You guys have no idea how much this thread has made me laugh. I'm having to wipe tears away because I'm trying not to draw attention with an outburst. Especially over the MCR comments.

And speaking of hurting someone: The sonic blaster. A bazooka sized compressed air cannon that you pumped up. Ear-splitting loud. You could feel the air blast across a room. You weren't supposed to put anything in it, of course, but in those days, it's not like there was something preventing you. A ball of paper could draw blood out of this thing, I'm telling you.

I've seen something related in a novelty store. All I know is it makes a noise, and if pointed at someone, gives them a blast of air. Fun, anyway. The store owner was walking around, using it on people.

http://cgi.ebay.com/Crazy-Cat-Lady-Action-Figure-967_W0QQitemZ220147231563QQihZ012QQcategoryZ348QQcmdZViewItemQQ_trksidZp1742.m153.l1262#ebayphotohosting

Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure



Wow...

"Remember...there's a fine line between 'cat lady' and 'nutcase'." Oh, that is great. I also greatly enjoyed the library action figures, and the Marie Antoinette thing was very funny.

[Nate]

That's nothing, my former AP US/AP Euro teacher had a Marie Antoinette action figure with stuff that isn't a removable hat therefore it is not as cool.

Fixed. :p

[Solid Ronin]

'Nuff Said.

[Maledicte]

Yes. Those are My Chemical Romance action figures.

If this were the Image Battle Royale thread...

[Htom Sirveaux]

"Homies." I ask you.

[Fish and Chips]

If this were the Image Battle Royale thread

This asks the uncomfortable question "What could My Chemical Romance action figures beat?"

[Htom Sirveaux]

This asks the uncomfortable question "What could My Chemical Romance action figures beat?"

Answer:

[Mithrandir]

This asks the uncomfortable question "What could My Chemical Romance action figures beat?"

How about the "my clinical romance" group? Complete with a shrink that looks vaguely like the crazy cat lady?

[ADXC]

@ SirThinks2Much- Hey don't be mean to Beethoven! I just did a research paper with him in it and if you are saying anything bad about him, mayest God blow thee into tiny bits in Thy(God's) mercy!

And also playing the piano, I take offense when someone degrades the people who composed for it.

[Htom Sirveaux]

@ SirThinks2Much- Hey don't be mean to Beethoven! I just did a research paper with him in it and if you are saying anything bad about him, mayest God blow thee into tiny bits in Thy(God's) mercy!

And also playing the piano, I take offense when someone degrades the people who composed for it.

I think she was saying that if this were the "image battle" thread, a Beethoven toy would beat the MCR toys. So that's actually a good thing, not an insult.

[Maledicte]

You are correct, Spoony. (Or should I call you Bard? SB? *shrugs*) I love Beethoven, by the way.

There are Mozart and Bach action figures, too.

[ADXC]

Oh okay. I thought you meant the toy to go along with the title of the thread. Sorry for the misunderstanding.

[rocklobster]

Any of you ever heard of the Cabbage Patch Dolls that chewed? They supposedly were able to chew on your fingers!

[chibiphonebooth]

you mean these babies? XD



hahahaa how about these, too?



i remember having them. XD
i love the caption that came with that picture.

Injuries included scratched corneas and temporary blindness, mild concussions, broken ribs and teeth, and facial lacerations that required stitches. Nearly nine million Sky Dancers were eventually recalled, leaving aspiring ballerinas to earn their battle scars the old fashioned way, with an eating disorder.