Shia Kyosuka wrote:Disclaimer: This is a rant from a guy who just wants to enjoy the great test of vanilla coke again. You can ignore this rant if you want. It's mostly a joke, but every joke has some truth to it, don't ya think?
Now... I've been running around all of my local grocers, not being able to find Vanilla coke ANYWHERE!
I looked at Food Lion, Farm Fresh, Rite Aid, Gas stations... NOTHING!
and then, recently, I heard that they stopped "making" Vanilla coke!
Vanilla coke being my favorite drink of all time, I refused to believe it. So, I go online and look for any evidence that this piece of news is true.
Turns out, it is.
Hey, Coca-Cola Foundation, or whatever, what the HECK are you guys thinking? HUH?!
Where's my vanilla coke, huh?! WHERE'RE THE GOODS?! SHOW ME THA' MONEY!
SHOW ME THA' MONEY!
I NEED MY VANILLA COKE!
I don't want your boring pepsi black cherry, french vanilla crap!
NO! It's DISGUSTING!
It's DISGUSTING, Coca-Cola Foundation! NOBODY wants a drink who's taste goes away after 3 freaken SIPS! Even when it does have taste, it doesn't come anywhere CLOSE to the awesome taste that is vanilla cola!
I should switch to A&E CREAM SODA!
I SHOULD'VE A LONG TIME AGO! I SHOULD HAVE DITCHED YOU GUYS!
Why. WHY. WHY! WHY WHY WHY! WHY!
Why does CANADA still have Vanilla Coke?! Huh?! Why just America!
I'm not flying to Canada to drink a freaken SODA! Gimme back my favorite soda, and freaking THROW AWAY this nasty "Coke with Lime" and "Pepsi Passion" crap!
*ahem* Ok, I'm done.
oh and uh... Vanilla Sodas 4ever.
Raiden no Kishi wrote:Also, whatever happened to Surge? I used to like Surge
Rant wrote:
OH MY <dubbed: gosh>!
OH MY <dubbed: gosh>!
SHOW ME THA' MONEY!
ARE THERE FREAKEN HOLES IN YOUR HEADS OR SOMETHING?!
OH MY <dubbed: gosh>!!
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!
Rant at WaWa wrote:WaWa, oh my <dubbed: gosh>!!!
Get a really big cup, so I don't have to walk all the way down the street, to 7-eleven, where they DON'T HAVE VANILLA COKE OR VANILLA PEPSI!
If you want to compete with WaWa, GET WITH THE PROGRAM!
OK?! SHOW ME THA' MONEY!
SHOW ME THA' MONEY!
I KNOW PLASTIC CUPS DON'T COST THAT MUCH TO MAKE!
I GOTTA SWITCH TO 7-ELEVEN! I SHOULD'VE A LONG TIME AGO!
I SHOULD'VE DITCHED YOU, WaWa!
And bring back your Vanilla Coke Icee. They rock.
termyt wrote:You know, you could *gasp* make your own. It really isn't hard. I figured the canned version to be just a gimmick anyways.
mitsuki lover wrote::red:
I hate to admit it but old as I am I don't even remember vanilla coke.Cherry
Coke,yes but not vanilla.
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