Postby Cognitive Gear » Sat Sep 16, 2006 12:34 pm
The following is taken and edited (for profanities) from a british coimedian:
Now, I just want to talk quickly
about language, then we can all go.
Yeah, they say Britain and Americaare two countries
separated by the Atlantic Ocean.
And it's true.
No, they say two countries separated by a common language.That's the line.
It's an Oscar Wilde line, I think.
And we do; pronounce things differently.
Like you say caterpillar
and we say caterpillar.
And, er...
You say a-LU-minum.
We say alu-MlN-ium.
You say cen-TRl-fugal.
We say centri-FU-gal.
You say leisure.
We say "lizuriay".
You say bay-sil. We say bah-sil.
You say 'erbs', and we say 'herbs', because there's a freakin' 'H' in it!
But you spell through T-H-R-U,
and I'm with you on that...
cos we spell it "thruff". And that's trying to cheat
at Scrabble.
"How can we get that 'u' sound?"
"A U will work."
"An O as well?"
"We don't need it."
"No, I think an O in."
"OK."
"And a G as well."
"What?"
"Yes, a G would be good. We need a silent G in the background; in case of any accidents or something."
"All right."
"And an H as well."
"...Now Hang on."
"An H in case some herbs come along.
[font="Tahoma"][SIZE="2"]"It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things."
-Terry Pratchett[/SIZE][/font]