Ahw, guys, I just ate! All kidding aside, I was a stupid kid.
Story #1: When I was little, I stuck my finger into a car cigarette lighter and burned myself (I had previously turned it on) while my parents were ironically trying to get water from 1/2km away to cool down the car, which had overheated.
Story #2: Some time later, my mom was inside a bakery, and I stuck my finger into the cigarette lighter AGAIN. Smart eh?
Story #3: I dropped scissors on my foot (think much blood) and stayed home for a couple weeks and played SNES, which my parents promptly rented.
Story #4: On my Gr.3 school playground there were these rings which you would swing to, the same concept as monkey bars. I didn't try them because I didn't think they were safe, but a friend persuaded me to try. I did it a couple times just fine, but then got overconfident and broke my arm on the landing platform.
Story #5: I hit my head many times.
- Head-Hit #1: In one of my family's houses, we had a fireplace, unfortunately with the knob on the thermostat missing, exposing the metal. It was removed so I wouldn't play with it. I hit my head on it and required stiches.
- Head-Hit #2: Sitting down in a car and hitting my head on the seat (yes, the soft part). It was then I realised that blood does not mix well with hair.
- Head-Hit #3-300: Bumping my head standing up from tables various times.
Story #6: Yesterday in gym class, we were playing "Speedball" (a combination of indoor soccer and basketball) and I moved to defend the ball and it hit me in the eye. Incredibly, there isn't even a bruise.
I'm back to make a post or two every couple years...