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Postby **Dante** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 9:05 pm

... Out of the rabid bunny pops out something worse... Da Rabid Ducki!

... too bad Da Duck hasn't been seen in a long time... So I wil have to replace it with something even more ebil... Scepth : Ebil music plays :!

Postby **Althaia** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 8:48 am

EEEKKKK*runs away*crazy peoples!!

Postby **USSRGirl** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 11:18 am

O.O Raven went AWOL.

...Defector!!!!!!

:: Throws pieces of chopped up rabbit at her and chases her around in circles ::

Postby **Peanut** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 12:11 pm

Wait a minute...something isn't right here...*hands Temulin a spork* There, that makes things much better...

Postby **Althaia** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 12:44 pm

MY PYROS ATTACK *laughing maniaclly*oops did i mention i still have my armies and the servebots answer to me too >:D

Postby **Peanut** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 1:19 pm

True...but I have a Nano-Reinforced Sword...and must I remind you that I have been responsible for the complete annihilation of an entire army...ah yes now that brings back the memories of the good old days...when I used to rule the moon with an iron fist and the Ninja Monkies only responded to me...ah good times...good times...

Postby **USSRGirl** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 12:45 pm

SERVEBOTS ANSWER ONLY TO ME! They're programmed to do so...only a bit slow in the head.

"SERVEBOTS!!! ATTACK!!!*

:: Servebots pick up Raven and throw her into a tar pit ::

Postby **Peanut** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 10:57 am

*The Server Bots suddenly stop and then turn around and attack Temulin* Sorry Temulin...PASCAL did some rewiring...and well...now the Serverbots think tha Zarn is you...which through an bit of logic means that both Zarn and I are able to control your Serverbots...oh and this random banana can control them too...in fact he's the reason why they are attacking you right now...

Postby **USSRGirl** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 11:02 am

But Zarn is my long-lost big brother! Awww...I would never want to cause him pain! Mawhahaha...(see thread http://www.christiananime.net/showthread.php?t=34823&page=3)

Postby **Peanut** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 11:08 am

Wow...um...that explains a lot...in a sort of creepy kind of way...

Postby **USSRGirl** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 5:36 pm

Yeah...but he'll never admit it. He holds a deep-seated grudge because, when we were five, I flushed his kitten down the toilet. POOR SPORKLES!!! Doomed to a sludgey waste fate!!!

Postby **Zarn Ishtare** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 6:19 pm

Well, at least it'll stop Kkun and Kaemmerite from claiming I'm in love with you...

*shudders*

Postby **Althaia** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 6:24 pm

zarn romantically in love with his sister *gasps* thats illegal

Postby **Dante** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 7:40 pm

Not in Arkansas!

, well at least not enforced... (Just joking)... Um yeah, sure Zarn, did I ever mention that I wrote something evil over a certain door in Neverwhen... Oh nevermind that... You don't want to know Temulin... But Zarn knows

. (let HER find it)

Postby **Peanut** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 8:40 pm

Wow...so Arkansaw is now like West Viriginia...fun!(Note: I can make jokes about West Virginia and West Virginians...I lived there for like...10 years of my life

...or at least I lived in the not so West Virginian part of West Virigina...but it was still West Virginia :lol:

) Oh yeah...that message...truly ebil Pascal...and quite funny...I got a good kick out of it...to bad my character can't read Russian...otherwise he would of said something...

Postby **Althaia** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 7:44 am

what did you put pascal

Postby **Peanut** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 10:07 am

Oh...he put something that was quite humorous...and it was written in Russian I believe...so...not only must you find it but you must translate it too...I don't remember what page it was on to be quite honest...so...it looks as if you are going to have to sift through many pages of the Rp looking for something in Russian that has the name Temulin in it...(Try the 30's...or maybe the 40's...why don't you just try both...)

Postby **USSRGirl** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 11:31 am

O.o This all sounds like a crappy Shakespearean tragic romance.

Pascal.....?!!!!!!!!!! :: Tackles him and ties him to a stake dangling a flaming torch over his head :: WHERE'S THAT POST?!!! OR YOU'LL SHARE SPORKLE'S UNTIMELY DEMISE!!!

Postby **Althaia** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 11:35 am

or you could just spork out his inside as he screams in pain that might be the most effective

Postby **Peanut** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 12:00 pm

Hey...if you kill Pascal...then you never will find that post...plus as history has shown...killing Pascal is never a good idea...

Postby **Dante** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 4:48 pm

lol... Remember RP rules Temmy it is impossible to kill anyone in the RP! They can just come back alive again if they so please... : Temulin stabs Pascal several time and he heals instantaneously like wolverine... SEE! :

Postby **USSRGirl** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 6:04 pm

I live OUTSIDE the rules. And besides...THIS ain't the RP.

:: Cackles in a manical Magneto/Emperor Palpy voice, and begins ripping apart the sealing and bringing it down upon Pascal's head ::

Oh yeah and...

I AM THE SENATE!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHA.......

Postby **Peanut** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 7:00 pm

Hmmm...Senate...so what you are saying is that you are actually a Republican or perhaps a Democrat...the point is by being the Senate then you are not a Communist...well there you go people...Temulin is not who she says she is...what else is new...Oh and one more thing...*Uses Peacemaker to send Temulin to a dimension that is ruled by Dora the Explorer* Since this isn't the Rp...I can still use this...hehe...ah the Peacemaker...if only you were still allowed in the Rp...oh well...I have something better...to bad Temulin is in another dimension now...I could have used that on her instead...oh well...

Postby **USSRGirl** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 7:38 pm

Dora has already been deported by my government. In the words of the immortal Fairy Hardcastle "I've been on the left and the right, a fascist and a communist." I made the People's Senate while I was still gaining power. Then I dissolved it when my climb to power was complete.

Postby **Peanut** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 7:59 pm

That still doesn't change the fact that you are stuck in an alternate dimension that is ruled by Dora the Explorer...nor the fact that I know what Pascal wrote on those pages...and well...you don't...

Postby **USSRGirl** » Tue Jul 04, 2006 11:02 am

Hrmm...well then. This an interesting new tactic I got from a Norweigan informant.

:: Assembles a kame-kazi squad of 12 servebot lightweight fighter planes and has them fly headfirst into the ocean just missing Pascal and Peanut's ships ::

......

.....

..

:: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM ::

:: Shortly after a massive underwater explosion demolishes Pea and Pascal's fleets, as the servebots were equipped with 200 tons of fracium, a rare and rather potent element that reacts to water with somewhat explosive results ::

:: Peanust head flies across the Pacifica ocean like an ugly beachball ::

Postby **Dante** » Tue Jul 04, 2006 11:44 am

What is Fracium... do you mean FraNcium? To bad for Temulin, pure Francium can only be found in small amounts, it is always found mixed up with something else... Probobly because its so explosive when it contacts water. Oh well... sorry Temmy... try one of the alkalis above it. Never mind the fact that it has a 22 minute half life so... yeah... good luck keeping your supplies up!

Pascal

Postby **Dante** » Tue Jul 04, 2006 11:50 am

Wait wait... don't worry, I enjoy this...

http://www.christiananime.com/showthread.php?t=32671&page=28&pp=10

THERE YOU GO TEMULIN!
But when it is translated on babelfish it comes out slightly off... But you'll get the point

Pascal

Postby **Dante** » Tue Jul 04, 2006 11:58 am

I think I know why we're having a hard time getting new members... I told people to PM Da Rabid Duckie instead of me... (changed) I wonder if there is some way to get Da Rabid Duckie to see if he got any PMs... (Pascal feels like a bad GM...)

Postby **USSRGirl** » Tue Jul 04, 2006 1:59 pm

>.>; I manufacture my own FraNcium (it was a typo...don't get so cocky, o'glorious spellchecker) in a servebot controlled laboratory. The entire process is done whilst the Francium is in an airtight lead container, thus preserving it for military usage.

......

I speak Russian you know...hence the username.

:: Rips Pascal's lungs out and ties them to a tree ::

-_-; Your maturity never ceases to amaze me...

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