asdghsSpiders. Oooohhhh, I hate 'em. XDD What's worse is that my brother is a major arachnophobe, so whenever we're at home alone and a spider crawls up, the job of killing it falls to me. XD
I remember one time when there was a spider right outside my bedroom door...*shudders* It was a big spider, and my brother and I were home alone. He saw the thing and ran upstairs screaming, while I was stuck in my room. XD He kept screaming, from the top of the stairs, "Kill it!! Have you killed it yet?? KILL IT!!" Well, after the gross thing crawled (hasdf, I HATE when they crawl...I think I screamed. XD) away from my door to the bottom of the stairs, I was able to get out of my room and run to the kitchen to grab the can of Raid and a flyswatter. When I got back, I stood about 5 feet away from that spider and stared it down for about 10 minutes (not because I actually thought I was intimidating it, but because I was trying to muster up the courage to spray the can of Raid. XD). Once I started spraying, the thing ran off, but I chased after it, cornered it, and killed it. Yes. My moment of triumph. XD
There were other instances; however, that I didn't get so lucky. There was a HUGE spider in my kitchen once, and my brother ran to me and told me to kill it. The thing was pretty big, and I was a lot younger. I stood there staring at it with a shoe in my hand, but I never moved. XD I just called my mom and watched the spider until she got home. XD
Of course, not all spiders bother me. I've always thought the big garden spiders (the ones that spin the orb webs) were cool, and I used to love watching them. They eat cockroaches. They are friends. XD
I do remember, though, when a garden spider spun its web across the front door at my house. It was right outside the storm door, so it was REALLY close. We were leaving for school one morning, and when we opened the door, there was this HUGE garden spider staring us in the face. XD Ohhh, I screamed. It actually moved its web before we got home, though, so that was convenient.
Oh, and I remember this other time (what is this, the fourth story? XD) when I was feeding my neighbors cats, and there was a GIANT wolf spider on the screen door. Oh, I could barely move enough to run away. XD When I did get rid of my paralyzation, I ran back home and had my aunt (she was visiting) come kill it with me. We grabbed a tennis racket (Hey. That thing was big. XD) and a can of Raid, and we killed it. We killed it with much screaming and jumping around, but we did kill it. XD
Just recently (well, last fall sometime, I believe), we had a spider spin its web at our front door in our new house. This was actually cool, though, because we got to watch it spin its web. That's the thing about spiders that amazes me...The intricacy of the web. And did you know that only certain strands on the web are sticky? The spider actually remembers which strands aren't sticky, so she doesn't catch herself in her own web. It's pretty cool, I think.
I suppose in my case, I'm fine with spiders, as long as they aren't on me, and as long as they do not pass over the threshold of my home. XD Once they get into my territory, they are no longer pretty and/or interesting.
And now I have the shudders, from all this talk of spiders. XD