Post your fave anime lines!

[everdred12a]

"I'm Ranma Saotome. Sorry about this..." - Ranma, from Ranma 1/2

[Hitokiri]

Trigun

"Hey, "Thou Shalt Not Kill", remember? What kind of church man are you?" - Vash

"Does this man look like the legendary gunman Vash the Stampede? That droopy-eyed, weak-looking, bristle-headed, promiscuous-looking donut freak of a man? " - Meryl Stryfe

"An egotistical being like myself can't be allowed to live." - Legato Bluesummers (note: I kinda believe that)

"Vash, take care of knives..." - Rem Savrem

Cowboy Bebop

"I tell ya, instead of being alone in a group, it's better to have real solitude all by yourself. " - Faye Valentine

"The past is the past and the future is the future. A man is a man and a woman is a woman. The present is the present. I am who I am and you are who you are. That's all there is to it. Does it really matter? Or do we just think it does? " - Faye Valentine

"Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise. " - Faye Valentine

"Uh, listen Jet. You said "bell peppers and beef." There's no beef in here. So you wouldn't really call it "bell peppers and beef," now would you?" - Spike Speagel

"Smoke smoke, Faye Faye. Cough Cough, Faye Faye. " - Ed

"Angels that are forced from heaven have to become demons. Isn't that right, Spike? " - Viccious

Cowboy Bebop: Knockin' on Heaverns Door

"I love a woman who can kick my ***." - Spike Speagel

"Spike: Thanks, but I'm not married.
Rasheed: Now that is true happiness."

End of Evangelion

"You hate yourself, don't you? That's why you hurt others. Deep down you know you suffer more when you cause someone else pain... than if you just let yourself get hurt. But Shinji, that was your decision, so it makes it a valid choice. That's what you wanted. So, that makes it worthwhile. Stop lying to yourself and realize that you *do* have options. Then... accept the choices you've made." - Misato Katsuragi

"The fate of destruction is also the joy of rebirith." - Keel Lorentz

"Nobody cares whether I live or die. Nothing will change... so everyone can just die... " - Shinji Ikari

"The world would be better if I wasn't here. So I should just die too... " - Shinji Ikari

"I... I can't. I'm no good. I can't pilot EVA if all I do is hurt and kill people. I thought I had no choice but to pilot EVA, but I was just lying to myself. I'm not worthy of piloting an EVA, because I don't understand anything. I'm incapable of doing anything good for anybody else! I did something terrible, though. I killed Kaworu! I'm a horrible person. I'm dishonest, and a coward. All I ever do is hurt people. So I'd rather do nothing at all!" - Shinji Ikari

"God knows I'm not perfect, either. I've made tons of stupid mistakes, and later I regretted them. And I've done it over and over again, thousands of times; a cycle of hollow joy and vicious self-hatred. But even so, every time I learned something about myself. Please Shinji, you've got to pilot the EVA and settle this once and for all... for your own sake. Find out why you came here; why you exist at all! Answer your own questions. And when you've found your answers, come back to me. I'll be waiting for you. " - Misato Katsuragi

"The Fruit of Life is held by the Angels. The Fruit of Wisdom is held by Man. EVA Unit 01 now possesses them both, and therefore becomes God. Now the source of all souls - The Tree of Life - has been formed again. Will it be an Ark to save Mankind from the vacuum of Third Impact? Or is it a demon that will destroy us all? The fate of Mankind now lies in Shinji's hands. " - Kozo Fuyutsuki

"I've waited so long for this moment to arrive. I will finally be with you again, Yui. When Shinji's near me... all I ever do is cause him pain. I thought it was better when I did nothing at all." - Gendo Ikari

"The chamber of Gauf is open. The door to both the beginning and the end of the world is open at last. " - Kozo Fuyutsuki

"How can I ever understand you if you won't say anything? You never talk to me, but you expect me to understand you! That's *impossible*! " - Shinji Ikari

"When Man created Evangelion, were we trying to create a clone of God? " - Kozo Fuyutsuki

"Goodbye... Mother. " - Shinji Ikari

"I'll kill you...I'll kill you...I'll kill you...I'll kill you..." Asuka Langley Sohryu

(BTW I just love Eva quotes but if this goes against the rule about this series, I can take them down).

Chobits

"Let's do the wakey wakey exercises! " - Plumb (Sumomo)

[uc pseudonym]

Currently we are more or less allowing references to or images of DND anime. All we insist doesn't happen is discussion that could easily lead to arguments.

[Roy Mustang]

If humans don't want me, then why did they create me?" Armitage III Poly-Matrix

And you shall shed tears of scarlet. -- Viscious (Cowboy Bebop)

Grab a guitar and you can be a pop idol!!! Chicks dig it!!! -- Haruko (FLCL)

It's just like it is with the stars, there are bright ones, and there are those that are dim. -- Hilda (Outlaw Star)

It's not like I have a luncbox full of missles when I go to work. - Roger Smith (Big O)

Satellite from days of old show me to your access code. -- Ed (Cowboy Bebop)


Wingzero22

[Godly Paladin]

Satellite from days of old show me to your access code.

I love it. Ed is hilarious.

[Husse]

Buttered beans and sauerkraut! I'm gonna eat 'til I pass out!-Terriermon (D-Tamers)

Henryyyy! Mou-mon-tai!-Terriermon, (D-Tamers)

(A sweet one)
Hatori, when the snow melts, do you know what it becomes?-Kana
*siiiiigh* Water?-Hatori
No. It becomes spring. -Kana

[CDLviking]

Wolf's Rain

Kiba: There's nothing unnatural about dying or being killed. It's better than living with no purpose.

[Nami]

Fruits Basket

Kyo: "Come on it's not like I am gunna drag you the whole way!"

Yuki: "I never said I was going alone..."

Shigure: "As our brand new Housekeeper"


Rurouni kenshin

Kenshin: "You will put her down gently that you will"

[mitsuki lover]

Silent Mobius:

Rally to Katsumi(end of Mobius Klein):"Have you ever wondered why the AMP is only made up of women?War is barren but one sure thing comes from it...the
power to bring forth new life."

Young Rally to Genossa:"I'll stop you!"

Yuki(Alice in Cyberland):"There's a giant bird's nest on Lebia's apartment!"

Lum Cheng(in preview to Lum Cheng):"...and Yuki's a goody two shoes..there's only one person here who really matters to me...Who am I? I'm Lum Cheng the
best Elemental you'll ever meet!"

[CDLviking]

"I tell ya, instead of being alone in a group, it's better to have real solitude all by yourself. " - Faye Valentine

I can't do it from memory but I love the reply to this line. Something along the lines of, "You were just afraid they would leave you, so you decided to leave them first."

[ChristianKitsune]

OMGOSH! you guys haven't put this yet?!

"ORO!"-Kenshin Himura

"IF you wish to taste the ground, feel free to attack me." -Kenshin

The converstatioin between Kamatarii, Yahiko, Misao, and Kaoru...(I am not sure if I should post it here)
~~~

FMA:

"The great thing about Dreams is that they are a fantasy...if they come true..were they ever really dreams?" -The grandfather of the girl that stole Ed's leg.

"I-Its going to rain today.."

"Yes.."- Roy Mustang and Riza Hawkeye

"DOGS! I LOVE DOGS! DOGS REPRESENT LOYALTY! BE A JERK TO THEM AND THEY DON'T EVEN COMPLAIN! AND THEY DON'T ASK FOR A RAISE!" -Roy Mustang.

"If you get to close to the sun, you will burn." -Ed

"We aren't gods, we are humans, tiny insignificant humans." -Ed
~~~~`

Fruits Basket

The conversation between Hatsuharu and the President Mokoto Takei. (Not sure if I an post that here)

*After being hit by Yuki's backpack*
"Ahh what did you have a dictionary in there?"-Shigure
"No, I had two." -Yuki

"In school, we are always taught survival of the fittest...but we aren't animals...we're humans. Even as members...aren't we human?"-Yuki

"Yes."-Tohru
~~~

"ARE you stupid?" Hiro.

"OISHII DESU KA!"- Japanese Version-Tohru

Momijii's song.
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Last Exile:

BAAAAAAAH: The stuffed goat.. HEHE its cute!


I gotta think of more...-.-

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Hitokiri already mentioned my all-time fave (also in my sig)

Haruko: It takes an idiot to do cool things. That's what makes it cool.

[Roy Mustang]

Excel: You know, all together this class probably doesn't have an IQ of 100.
Hyatt: Or even double digits.(Excel Saga)

Ed will introduce Ed. Full name - Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky the 4th. Ed made up that name for Ed, isn't it cool?" - Ed (Cowboy Bebop)

Funny, funny smeeeelll. - Ed (Cowboy Bebop)

Now for Gundam quotes, since no one has done any.


History is much like an endless waltz. The three beats of war, peace, and revolution continue on forever."- Mariemaia Khushrenada (Gundam W: Endless Waltz)


For the rebirth of the ideals of Zeon, Solomon I have returned!! Anavel Gato (Gundam 0083)

Shiro, I am not my brother's puppet! - Aina Sahalin (08th MS team)

You wanted a fight! Well, here it is!- Aina Sahalin (08th MS team)

Why did i even bother rescuing this guy? He's anti-social, thinks he is Evil Keneval, and hardley SPEAKS!!"- Duo (Gundam Wing)

I remember the name of everyone who's died for me. How could I forget? (he lists a few names) But one thing I know... none of them died in vain!- Trieze Khushrenada (Gundam Wing)

D'oh! This is such a lame way to die! This is so not cool!- Duo (Gundam Wing)

Wingzero22

[Doubleshadow]

I only have one for right now.

"No way! He's even prettier than Sakura!"- Naruto on Haku

[Puguni]

Only one so far XD

Jungle wa Itsumo Hale Nochi Guu:
*after running away from home crying* Hale: *sniff* Did you come to take me home?
Guu: No, I came to see you cry.

[Naga Kisaki]

"I am not going to kill you - I am going to break you." Naraku- Inuyahsa

[Sami_jane]

fruits basket

tohru- so momigi will you be entering your first year of middle school?

momigi- nope! this will be my first year in highschool! and we are coming to your highschool, isnt that great?

*stunned silence from tohru*

yuki- Im guessing that you didnt know ms. honda that momigi is only a year younger than us. the same age as haru

(once again not to the exact words as the show but close enough)

[mitsuki lover]

Neon Genesis Evangelion:The Day Tokyo 3 Stood Still:
Kaji:"Was that a smile to show how much you missed me?"
Misato:"No..it was nausea!"
later after being stuck in the elevator:
Misato:"I have to go to the bathroom!"
looks down at Kaji:"I hope you're not peeking up my skirt!"

Commander Ikari:"It's hot in here!"

Asuka(slams emergency door shut):"I have visually confirmed the presence of the Angel!"

to Shinji in the airduct:"I hope you're not looking up my skirt!"

Shinji:"Why are we fighting Angels?I mean aren't they supposed to be messengers from God?"
Asuka:"They attacked us first..that's what happens when you're attacked..you fight back."

[Sami_jane]

Fruits basket

tohru: people are like rice balls. they go thru life thinking "im nothing special. im just an ordinary rice ball" but turn them around and there is a plum in their back.

i guess its always easier to see the admirable qualities in others because its stuck to their back. its hard to see your own but always easier to see others. but everyone has one.

kyo: thats the stupidest thing i ever heard!

tohru: oh ok just thought i would tell you that i can see the plum in your back.

kyo: you have one to you know. a plum. i can see it.

tohru: really?!

kyo: eya but its a really small plum. like a baby plum. can barely even see it.

*tohru just smiles and walks on*

[Rjdreamer]

These are the quotes that either made me burst out laughing, or have stuck with me for a looooong time because of their poetry.

Yu Yu Hakusho

After Hiei and Yusuke destroyed some low level, and annoying, demons that crossed over from the demon plane.Hiei: "As much as I hate the humans, I think I loathe the tourists even more."

Escaflowne

Allen: I am Allen Shezar, a knight of Asturia. You’re a guest of this castle. As her commander, I’ll protect you. That is my duty as a knight -- no as a man.
Hitomi: Allen-san...
Ort: Geez, how can he spout that crap with a straight face?
Piru: The Boss has a gift for it.

Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz

History is much like an endless waltz, the three beats of war, peace and revolution continue on forever.

[mitsuki lover]

Shinzo:
Mushra to Kutal(after the latter talks up about dancing with humans):"Did you dance with them before or after you cooked for them?"
Kutal:"After..of course."

Yakumo:"Don't do it Mushra...Violence is his way...Not ours!"

Sago to Mushra:"Didn't want to share a pretty girl with your best friend.."
Mushra:"Since when were you my best friend?"
Sago:"I've always liked you Mushra."

[Radical Dreamer]

"A whipped dog who ran, tail between legs, ought not so love his own bark." -- Saitou Hajime

[DaughterOfZion]

Yu Yu Hakusho
I really think I am going to win!" ~Kuwabara
"And I really think you're going to die" ~Hiei (Yu yu hakusho)
"I say, we let them stay in there an hide to make them look like a bunch of sissies." ~Kuwabara
"Your sense of strategy is amazing." ~Hiei (Yu yu hakusho)
"Your insecurity is annoying me" ~Hiei (Yu yu hakusho)
"What's it like, living in a constant haze of stupidity?" -Hiei, from Yu Yu Hakusho
Hiei:What is that ridicules appendage growing out of your head?
Kuwabara about hiei:Who the heck is this?Isn't he being awfully rude for someone so short?
So even someone as calm as you occasionally gets angry… hn, that’s good to know. ~ Hiei

Comic Party
“This muffin could conquer the world! Do not underestimate the power of the muffin. The muffin will smite all those who question it. The muffin will crush all nay sayers! He who controls the muffin controls the entire world!â€

[SnoringFrog]

Viewtiful Joe

"How come whenever bad guys abduct someone, they gotta' take them like skatey-eight zillion miles away?"

[KhakiBlueSocks]

"Help! Police! My cat is stuck in a tree in Odabia, and I have to get there right away so I can get her down! Hey!"
-Tai Kamiya "Digimon"

"My socks are co-ol! Gotta wear 'em outside!"
-Ed "Cowboy Bebop"

"Yuki, Tohru, I'm home! And Kyo, I hope you're not doing anything stupid and tearing up my house again!"
-Shigure "Fruits Basket"

"Here! Hari! I brought you some Valentines chocolates!"

*Hatori slams the door in Shigure's face*

"I'm sorry there from Tohru...can I come in?"

"Idiot..."
-Shigure and Hatori "Fruits Baskets"

[yukinon]

I love Osaka's "get it together" quote! Except it's "shikari" in Japanese, right? I think that all the time when I'm having a bad schoolday.

[mitsuki lover]

Ranma(about Akane):"Leave her alone."
Prince Kirian:"Why should I leave Akane alone?"
Ranma(forgetting he's in his female form):"Because she's MY fiancee?"
Prince Kirian(confused):"Your fiancee?..but aren't you a woman?"
Ranma 1/2 Big Trouble In Nekronon China

[rocklobster]

From Yu Yu Hakusho:
"I don't know much about philosophy. It's all Greek to me."--Yusuke

[Sami_jane]

all is one, one is all

--Teacher from FMA

[mitsuki lover]

From Silent Mobius:
Yuki:"There's a giant bird's nest on Lebia's apartment."
Kiddy:"What kind of bird would have a giant nest?"
Yuki:"A teradactyl!"
Lebia:"Yuki be quiet and concentrate on the mission."
later as they're roller bladding:
Nami:"If all the communications are down.."
Katsumi:"Then how are we.."
Kiddy:"Communicating?"
Yuki:"Oh..I get it...Lebia's the sabotuer...!"
earlier...
when they are discussing where the sixth location that hasn't been jammed is..
Lebia(circles overhead with her finger):"Think about it!"
Alice In Logic Space

I'm feeling blue/since I've been missing you(opening line of closing theme)

Lum Cheng(as she dumps coffee in front of a chagrined Yuki):"I drink Oolong
Tea only!"

Lum Cheng(after meeting Roy):"Am I falling in love with him?"

Yuki:"Good luck everyone..well most everyone!"(makes a face as Lum Cheng
departs plane)
Lum Cheng