umm..yeah never heard of this one....

Postby **ChristianKitsune** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 8:42 pm

Apparently some woman married a dolphin..O.o

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,180478,00.html

this is real according to Fox news..

Comments? Laughter?

I feel the need to laugh... AHAH!

(sorry mods I hope this doesn't break any rules... I just thought it was kinda funny.)

Postby **Tenshi no Ai** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 8:52 pm

When Ripley's Believe It Or Not was on TV there were showing a wedding of a man and a Barbie doll. You see, his fiance died... and somehow he figured... her soul made it into that plastic doll... and married it >_<

Postby **Stephen** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 9:28 pm

My question is, were Barbie and Ken legaly divorced before this happend? And what did the Dolphins parents think. These are major questions.

Postby **ChristianKitsune** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 9:30 pm

ROFL!!! These are all very good questions, Ark, Sir! But...The world..may never know!!!

Postby **GhostontheNet** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 9:42 pm

Well, they denied "perversion", in other words that the marriage was consumated. I think this is one where legit feelings find the wrong expression in culture, much like I think is happening with some measure of all this homosexual behavior we are now seeing.

Postby **the_lizardqueen** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 9:42 pm

I actually read about this a couple days back in the newspaper, the blurb at the top caught my attention instantly. Evidently the dolphin is the love of her life, but it isn't anything sick or perverted? (to quote her loosely)

Suuuure.. :eyebrow:

Edit: ah, GhostontheNet beat me to it.

Postby **GhostontheNet** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 9:45 pm

the_lizardqueen wrote:I actually read about this a couple days back in the newspaper, the blurb at the top caught my attention instantly. Evidently the dolphin is the love of her life, but it isn't anything sick or perverted? (to quote her loosely)

Suuuure..

Edit: ah, GhostontheNet beat me to it.

It's like people who have dogs and cats instead of spouse and/or children, some even treating pets like children.

Postby **White Raven** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 9:47 pm

I had already heard about this.
This is the kind of thing that reassures me, that there are people in this world more disturbed then me.

Postby **Warrior4Christ** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 9:48 pm

"Sharon Tendler met Cindy 15 years ago. She said it was love at first sight."

....with a DOLPHIN??

*is weirded out*

How do we know if the dolphin said "I do"?

Postby **White Raven** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 9:49 pm

Warrior4Christ wrote:"Sharon Tendler met Cindy 15 years ago. She said it was love at first sight."

....with a DOLPHIN??

*is weirded out*

How do we know if the dolphin said "I do"?

He did say "I do" but he was talking about wanting some fish. LOL

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 10:08 pm

I love chinese food, but I'm not about to marry my lunch!

Seriously, though, this is one messed up situation. I mean, just getting the seating right so both families could attend must have been a nightmare!

Postby **the_lizardqueen** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 10:11 pm

Maybe she did it for the publicity? If so, it's totally working.

Postby **Debitt** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 10:21 pm

<_<; at least it's a male dolphin...

don't know why his name is Cindy...I feel a bit bad for him...unless Cindy means "incredibly manly" or something along those lines in another language.

Postby **ChristianKitsune** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 10:28 pm

ROFL! Please guys keep this at a light attitude...let's not get into any debates..lol I just thought it was funny, if a bit disturbing...

I wonder what their kids will look like? Maybe Mermaids CAN BE REAL! *o* *-*

>.> THAT WAS A JOKE I was only kidding! Please don't take offence!

Postby **the_lizardqueen** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 10:33 pm

Pore Cindy, totally makes me think of Johnny Cash's 'Boy Named Sue', 'cept it would be 'a Dolphin named Cindy'?

Y'know, I see hit potential... *schemes*

Postby **Sakura15** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 4:09 am

Im sorry, but oh my gosh thats gross :mutter:

some people are so sick

Postby **Mr. SmartyPants** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 4:36 am

.....

also notice both the human and dolphil are female.... >_>

This lady's wack

Postby **Warrior 4 Jesus** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 4:57 am

Sounds like a Seaworld stunt!

Postby **bigsleepj** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 5:12 am

Warrior 4 Jesus wrote:Sounds like a Seaworld stunt!

Quite possibly - but its also insane enough to be true.

Postby **Scribs** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 8:21 am

That is highly disturbing.

Postby **uc pseudonym** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 8:52 am

I approve of the generally light-hearted tone so far. While this topic deserves serious commentary, I do not believe CAA is the place to do it, especially because such commentary might approach or cross the theological debate line. In keeping with this trend, I will limit myself to randomness.

ILoveArt wrote:He did say "I do" but he was talking about wanting some fish. LOL

Heh. I was going to take a different route altogether:
Cindy: Squeek!
Sharon: Oh, how sweet, he said "I do!"
Cindy: Squeek! [Translation: Feed me or go away, freaky lady!]

Postby **ChristianKitsune** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 9:42 am

ROFL!!!!! I was thinking the same thing UCP!!!! :lol:

Postby **Yojimbo** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 9:49 am

Yeah she just has an unhealthy attraction to the dolphin. Like someone else pointed out, she is in same league as people who have animals that replace people. From reading the article I doubt she wants to jump in the water and do anything with the dolphin.

Postby **JediSonic** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 10:06 am

Cindy: Squeek! [Translation: Feed me or go away, freaky lady!]

The whole thing reminds me of my little sister, who insists the family pets understand english perfectly.

Postby **carneman** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 11:12 am

i just think this whole thing is sad because it actually happened... what's the world coming to? oh well... i guess we can just laugh. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Postby **Maledicte** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 2:58 pm

'"It's not a bad thing. It's just something that we did because I love him, but not in the way that you love a man. It's just a pure love that I have for this animal," she said.'

But still, she didn't have to MARRY it. :eyeroll:

Cindy: Yeah, yeah, sure, lady, just give me the herring and let me go!

Postby **Shao Feng-Li** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 3:13 pm

It's no wonder why some people live in craves... Maybe I'll go get one.

Cindy: Squeek! [Translation: Feed me or go away, freaky lady!]

Postby **ChristianKitsune** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 4:04 pm

Well at least she can know ahead of time when the world is gonna end.. (Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy reference)

"THANKS FOR THE FISH!"

Postby **Mikomi** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 4:55 pm

O_O This is funny, sad, disturbing, and weird all rolled into one.

Postby **Myoti** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 5:36 pm

"If we all could have one thing, we would all have lungs to sing!!"

umm..yeah never heard of this one....

umm..yeah never heard of this one....

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