Check this out - you're in someone's house, and you see a block of mexican cheese. What do you do? Well, if you're the person in this news article, you decide that it's cocaine, hire a cop to help you kill the whole family... so that you can sell the cheese on the street.
Someone here is pretty messed-up, and ignorant of her cheeses to boot. (Is it more sad or more stupid? You decide.)
Story here (washingtonpost.com)
Ah! To die for cheese! It is a melancholic thing!
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Ah! To die for cheese! It is a melancholic thing!
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Kaligraphic - Posts: 2002
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Ooh and she was 18, that's what suprised me.
I wonder if there is a picture of the cheese in question, i'm getting pretty hungry.
Edit: Oh my goodness. She apparantly is not up to date with Latino culture...
That cheese is cold and squishy, not the cocaine-like qualitys you see on your street corners...
queso fresco cheese
I wonder if there is a picture of the cheese in question, i'm getting pretty hungry.
Edit: Oh my goodness. She apparantly is not up to date with Latino culture...
That cheese is cold and squishy, not the cocaine-like qualitys you see on your street corners...
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I thought cocaine was like powdery stuff?
You poor thing.
Here, have a cookie.
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"Yeah, and you're the kid who breaks hands. Anyway, here is your pay. Five thousand dollars."
"*gasp* Five thousand? Wow, I should break DEvon's hand more often."'
"Uh, yeah don't do that."
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She must've been on something in the first place to have mistaken cheese for cocaine. What's so sad about this is the idea that she was willing to kill people (including children) for drugs or in this case cheese mistaken for drugs. This world is so messed up.
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Queso fresco isn't even one of the more expensive or hard to get cheeses - it was probably no more than $10 worth of cheese.
Good stuff, though.
Good stuff, though.
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Isn't it that stuff you get at Mexican restaurants to dip your chips in?
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Kaligraphic wrote:Queso fresco isn't even one of the more expensive or hard to get cheeses - it was probably no more than $10 worth of cheese.
Good stuff, though.
Amen, I think I have some in the fridge.
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I read this to my friend over the phone and we were both in hysterics - killing for a slab of cheese. That's my kind of person right there.
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I am very glad to hear that noone was killed, but for goodness sake! Cheese! Not only did she mistake the cheese, but she wasnt even good enough to get a good hitman... Man is she going to be made fun of in the big house.
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Locke wrote:That cheese is cold and squishy, not the cocaine-like qualitys you see on your street corners...
The cheese in the article was described as crumbly. However, I have seen that kind of cheese before, and I don't see how anyone could mistake it for cocaine, whether powdered or rocks.
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Judging by the appearance of the cheese, the lady was either on something or just a complete dodo-head. 
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Wow. Just wow. I'm pretty sure she was ON crack if she did something like this. What a moron.
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Both very funny and somewhat scary... I better not leave the appartment with talcum powder on my clothing... I may be assassinated... Or I may help catch a dumb cokehead... Coke is for dopes... Stick to Pepsi.
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I think reading these posts and looking at the cheese picture made me lactose intolerant. THat cheese looked like a gray...a gray...THING.
You poor thing.
Here, have a cookie.
"Hey, you're that manager guy!"
"Yeah, and you're the kid who breaks hands. Anyway, here is your pay. Five thousand dollars."
"*gasp* Five thousand? Wow, I should break DEvon's hand more often."'
"Uh, yeah don't do that."
Here, have a cookie.
"Hey, you're that manager guy!"
"Yeah, and you're the kid who breaks hands. Anyway, here is your pay. Five thousand dollars."
"*gasp* Five thousand? Wow, I should break DEvon's hand more often."'
"Uh, yeah don't do that."
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"Yeah, but, so is the whole forest!"
"Well, you can't cook an omelette without....destroying a forest..or something. But now that the forests' gone we're not lost."
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Bobtheduck wrote:Coke is for dopes... Stick to Pepsi.
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LOL
AHAHAH.
wow, what an idiot.
COCAAAIIINNNEEEE- no wait..tahts just cheese.
AHAHAH.
wow, what an idiot.
COCAAAIIINNNEEEE- no wait..tahts just cheese.
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Kaligraphic wrote:Queso fresco isn't even one of the more expensive or hard to get cheeses - it was probably no more than $10 worth of cheese.
Good stuff, though.
I'll have to try it some time then if it's available here. Now if I cane ver get my hands on some of that truffled stuff I had once
or maybe some applewood smoked chedder . Mmmmm...cheese.
You really do have to be a special kind of stupid to have made this mistake though. Grated Parmesan maybe....
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Kaligraphic wrote:religious war in six characters: "RC 4tw"
No... Pepsi 4 T W!!! RC is a festering pile of Coke product!!!
Um... Yeah... I hope that person was prosecuted to the full extent of the law, and put in prison preschool for reeducation... Or, just, education.
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