Mean, but funny ways to wrap gifts :)

[Debitt]

Icarus, I'm honored.

Not long after I submitted my first post, the idea struck me:

Instead of putting the actual gift into the duck tape/cling wrap wrapped monstrosity, I'm going to leave a slip of paper that reads: "Please ask Kelly for your Christmas present. <3"

[~Natsumi Lam~]

you could always buy a game but not the game consel for someone and tell them you thought they already had the game consol... then bring out the game consol at the end of the night.


~NL~

[Noeru1992]

I think Im going to make my Boyfriend do a Scavanger Hunt =)

Get a huge box evily wrap it tons of times duct tape/glue/seran(sp) wrap, ect.., Tons of tissue paper/Toilet paper, and A orange/apple something like that sitting near the top, and A peice of paper down in the bottom.

Cut-out a cardboard peice to slide down and LOOK like the bottom of the box, and have his real present under it.

Then I need to come up with a riddle thingy and make him go all over the place and it will ustlead him back to the box...

=)
you guys have given me lots of ideas, does this sound evil enough?

::Quick edit::
I can put his real present in the box of a toaster or something like that!!! =)

[kazekami]

One year my uncle bought a ring. And he did like those russian dolls. So she opened this huge box to find another wrapped box. And kept on till she finally came to the last box with the wring in it. The big box was one of those toy cars for kids to push along with there feet like the flintstones. heh. So it was pretty big.

[Raiden no Kishi]

Wrap your present in sheet metal, then rivet it shut.

.rai//

[Myoti]

My cousin wrapped my gift in several grocery bags... covered in layers of ducktape.

My friend wrapped mine in about 15 layers of blue paper stuff (that you put in the gift bags) and put that into a box of Special K cereal (but the present was the first 10 subbed eps. of One Piece, so it was worth it ).

[FarmGirl]

Brother is notorious for peeking and shaking.
So last year, I packed his gift in a medium-sized box packed full of cotton stuffing and sewed it in several layers of cloth with denim thread.

This year it's a slip of paper, so I'll just sew a denim envelope and line it with cardboard.
Wait 'till he finds out it's etiquette lessons.

[Puguni]

If it were a small gift, put it in a small box and waterproof it, ie, a plastic bag. I suggest making jello in a big bowl or something before you wrap the box. So that while it's hardening in the fridge, throw the box in. Christmas morning, give them the bowl. Or you could somehow include it in the aforementioned scavenger hunt.

[Shao Feng-Li]

Give them a gallon of milk in a pretty decorated present bag full of tissue paper, ribbon everywhere and a fancy card. A present that's that heavy has got to be right? Get their hopes up.

[TurkishMonky]

milk will spoil. leak a half dozen cans of coke without opening them and stick money in them, then put the cans in with their other half and wrap the twelve pack, it's a surprise!

[Shao Feng-Li]

You buy it just before giving to the person. In December in New York it's always cold enough to store milk.

[Uriah]

You could fill an empty bag with dye packs that explode when the bag is opened

[Raiden no Kishi]

Fill a box with charcoal. Talk to your friends about how much money you're spending on your target's gift conveniently within target's earshot. Video record target opening the "gift" and zoom in on their face when they open the box. Post said video on the Internet (here first).

.rai//

[TheDrunkenNinja]

For me, wrapping presents nicely is a sin. (Course this isn't true, it's my opinion).

If I'm wrapping it for a male, I tape it with several layers of tape/duct tape. THen I cover the tape with over fifteen layers of strong scented perfumes that will clash, leaving a really bad odor they are forced to smell while they open the present. THen inside the boxi are peanuts, the little styrofoam things you get in like a box with a computer inside. Usually they dump it out, leaving a huge mess to clean up.

This usually works with the girls too, but I've been pretty nice with their wrapping overall.

Fin.

[~Natsumi Lam~]

For me, wrapping presents nicely is a sin. (Course this isn't true, it's my opinion).

If I'm wrapping it for a male, I tape it with several layers of tape/duct tape. THen I cover the tape with over fifteen layers of strong scented perfumes that will clash, leaving a really bad odor they are forced to smell while they open the present. THen inside the boxi are peanuts, the little styrofoam things you get in like a box with a computer inside. Usually they dump it out, leaving a huge mess to clean up.

This usually works with the girls too, but I've been pretty nice with their wrapping overall.

Fin.

nice!!!

~NL~

[Felix]

Erm...I bought some hot wheels for someone, and put them in a plastic bag, then I put that bag in a bigger bag, and filled that bag with sour cream, then wrapped up the whole 'package'