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The First Actual Azumanga Caption Contest!!!

Postby Ingemar » Mon Oct 31, 2005 7:11 pm

For any of you who have participated in MY caption contests before, you know that there is never an award or anything. After all, "contest" is in quotes. It's purely for fun.

Now, I and two other judges (where are you, MSP? LOL) will pick the best of all the captions we find. Here are the rules:

1. No judge may give a caption.
2. No one may enter more than one caption.
3. The deadline is November 12 of this year.
4. The judges will decide unanimously on a winner.

And now, here is your picture!
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Postby Arnobius » Mon Oct 31, 2005 7:14 pm

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Postby Fantasy Dreamer » Tue Nov 01, 2005 8:28 am

(I don't know those characters, so...)

Girl 1: This apple juice smells funny...

Girl 2: *waves hand* No!! That's not apple juice... its a sample from the doctor's office...

Little girl: I... took a... sip of that...
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Postby wilson1112000 » Tue Nov 01, 2005 8:41 am

White Girl: This is the reason why you don't drink Coffee!

Girl with Mug: It stunts your growth?

White Girl: What are you talking about? It bleaches your skin white!! You mean I wasn't born this way!!? I'm fourty seven years old, and I am the size of a six year old! I thought that Coffee would make me look older...I think I'm going to cry.

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Postby termyt » Tue Nov 01, 2005 10:10 am

This vanishing cream's a rip off. She's all pasty and white, but I can still see her.
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Postby Ingemar » Tue Nov 01, 2005 9:56 pm

(NOT A CAPTION)

Gah, Mr. Smarty Pants hasn't responded. Unless he does, I'm picking a new judge. Preferably one familiar with Azumanga. If you want to volunteer be warned--you won't get a chance to turn in a caption. I only need one more.
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Postby CookinLikeSanji » Wed Nov 02, 2005 1:21 am

Koyomi: ...Warning, may cause the user of this product to turn to stone. Uh-oh...Chiyo-chan? Chiyo-chan? CHIYO-CHAN!?

Tomo: Give me some!

Kiyomi: But...It turns you to stone.

Tomo: Yeah but I bet it tastes great!
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Postby termyt » Wed Nov 02, 2005 6:04 am

(NOT A CAPTION, EITHER)

Who's the other judge, if you don't mind my asking?
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Postby Cap'n Nick » Wed Nov 02, 2005 8:47 am

(STILL NOT A CAPTION)

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Postby Ingemar » Wed Nov 02, 2005 1:16 pm

termyt wrote:(NOT A CAPTION, EITHER)

Who's the other judge, if you don't mind my asking?

(STILL ANOTHER NON-CAPTION)

Mr. SmartyPants.
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Postby rii namuras » Wed Nov 02, 2005 2:20 pm

(Tomo-chan: Uhhh... Heeey, I kinda forgot to tell you... That's not chocolate milk, it's color extract.)
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Postby Puguni » Wed Nov 02, 2005 4:57 pm

Yomi: Does this cure Petrify?
Tomo: No no, it's Phoenix Down, Phoenix Down!
Chiyo: *thinks* My life is in your haaandsss.... ;_;
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Postby Chibi Naru » Wed Nov 02, 2005 5:06 pm

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Postby Ingemar » Fri Nov 04, 2005 7:57 am

Bump
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Postby Ingemar » Mon Nov 07, 2005 7:47 pm

Just a reminder: the deadline is November 12.
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Postby wilson1112000 » Wed Nov 16, 2005 7:15 pm

Who's the winner???
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Postby SP1 » Wed Nov 16, 2005 7:33 pm

Well, it's late, but have to say it:

Yomi: You drank this? It's got like 200 calories.

Tomo: No way, Chiyo, that stuff'll stunt your growth. Oh, wait, it already has.

Chiyo: ...
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Postby Ingemar » Wed Nov 23, 2005 11:53 pm

Oh, yeah, sorry. Been busy, but my vote is for Anime Heretic. If the other judges remember this thread and would like to contest it, by all means.
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Postby Cap'n Nick » Sat Nov 26, 2005 1:37 pm

I also vote for AnimeHeretic, even though he seems to have simply ripped off a Far Side caption. For shame, sir! For shame! But wait, maybe it's not a rip-off. Maybe it's a reference. Or perhaps an homage? This is all too complicated for my tiny brains.
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Postby Arnobius » Sat Nov 26, 2005 1:46 pm

Actually it was just a homage since it fit. Just like the previous Azumanga thread I took a line from Last Crusade snce it fit the Yomi shot.

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Postby Mr. SmartyPants » Sat Nov 26, 2005 3:09 pm

sure.... anime heretic I guess. Or fantasy dreamer...

i can't really decide

chibi naru! that's an actual quote from azumanga daioh! you steeaallleer!
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