Anime-a-Minute

[rocklobster]

Last Exile
Claus: Hey Lavie, want to cross the Grand Stream and see if we can find out if our parents are still alive?
Lavie: Hey, why not? And we'll even use this ship we think is our dad's.
Alvis: Help! I'm another in the long line of cute girls with whispery voices and mysterious destinies.
Alex Rowe: I have a big airship like in those Final Fantasy games. Why don't you 3 come live with me and my crew.
Mullen: I mustn't run away. Ah, who am I kidding?
the Vice-Captain (forgot her name): Alex, I love you. *Of course, Alex isn't listening
Alistair Weesla: I must be the best female pilot ever and not disgrace my family's name.
Dio: C'mon Idelman (sp?), let's be pals
Delphina: Everyone must think the same.
Dio's servant: I'm not much for character development.

[mechana2015]

Hey RL is that just the first half of the series? Or the spoiler free version?

[rocklobster]

Hey RL is that just the first half of the series? Or the spoiler free version?

That's the whole shebang.

[rocklobster]

.hack//sign
Tsukasa: I am the shyest wavemaster you'll ever meet, and I have a pet dumbbell.
Mimiru: Hi, I'm a perky heavy swordswoman, wanna team up?
that mute cat: *says nothing, but mouth still moves*
Morgana: Tsukasa, come play with me...FOREVER!
Bear: I'm a nice guy. Creepy, but nice.
Crim: I'm a wanderer, yeah I'm a wanderer...
Silver Knight: I fight for truth, justice, and the Internet Way!
Subaru: Like my angel wings? I ripped em off from Haibane Renmei.
Sora: I like killing people.
BT: I hate lettuce.

[rocklobster]

The Animatrix
1: Final Flight of the Osiris:
Black guy: Hey, wanna spar and remove clothing at the same time?
Asian woman: Sure! No fair peeking!
Black guy: too late!
*Sentinels show up*
Black guy: they're over Zion!
Asian: I'll go.
Black guy: Fly baby, fly!
2: Second Renaissance I
Robots: Fellow Robots! The time has come to create our own city and produce better products than those humans.
3: Second Renaissance II
Humans: Stop their efficiencey! This means war! Nuchlear war, that is.
*Robots survive nuclear winter*
Robots: Let's perform experiments on the humans and turn them into living batteries!
4: Kid's Story
Kid: Neo, help me make an extemely short appearence in "Matrix 2".
5: Program
Black guy in Japanese-style armor: Come with me to the Matrix!
Asian Princess Mononoke lookalike: I need an exit!
*Connection severed*
Black guy (now no longer wearing the armor): Just kidding.
*She slaps him*
6: A Detective Story
Detective: I want a case that ends all cases.
Matrix dudes: How about tracking down Trinity with some Alice in Wonderland references?
Detective: Fine by me.
7: World Record
Track Runner: I'm gonna break my own record.
Matrix dude: But you know too much. Stop him!
8: Matriculated
It's Matrix--Aeon Flux style!
9: Beyond
Girl: Have you seen my cat?
Kids: No, but come play with us in our pixy-dust filled Haunted House! (Start singing "You Can Fly" from Disney's version of "Peter Pan".)

[Scribs]

BT: I hate lettuce.

XD Awsome way to end that one Rocklobster... Just awsome...

[soul alive]

~DBZ~ FReeza Saga~

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*T hrough the episode*

Freeza:*WAting for him to shoot already*

Goku:Freeza you hurt me family AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHH*Again*
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHH

XD My sister and I have a theory that the voice actors for DBZ watch Nascar for inspiration.