Things You Find Funny/Ironic
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Azier the Swordsman - Posts: 3109
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Yumie wrote:EDIT: Oh yeah, here's another thing I've noticed. Have you ever seen girls who are dressed totally inappropriately get mad when they notice someone checking them out? I have. Like I seen girls get all huffy and be like, "Can you believe that guy?!" I just want to walk over and say, "It's like this honey. If you don't want people looking at your body, don't expose so much of it." It's just another thing I find a little ironic, and somewhat closely connected to the first thing I mentioned. If you dress so that people will notice you, people will notice you. Either don't get mad when it happens or quit doing it.
YES!
I liked Dave Chapelle's take on it.
"Just because a woman dresses like that, doesn't mean she's promiscuous. And it's true. But it's CONFUSING. I mean, imagine if I was walking down the street dressed as a police officer, and someone came running up to me and said, 'Oh, officer, thank goodness, come help!' And then I said, 'Just because I'm dressed like this, doesn't mean that I am a police officer.'"
Ezekiel 23:20
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mitsuki lover - Posts: 8486
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Gamers who rant and curse and yell during a difficult game, yet complain during a game that's too easy.
Fanboys who bash *insert game system/game here* yet own and regularly use the very item they are bashing.
Fanboys who bash *insert game system/game here* yet own and regularly use the very item they are bashing.
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Azier the Swordsman - Posts: 3109
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I fine it ironic that in the summer everyone is complaining how hot it is. Like if it’s just 85 degrees.
Then in the winter they keep it just as hot, in there house.
Then in the winter they keep it just as hot, in there house.
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White Raven - Posts: 664
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ILoveArt wrote:I fine it ironic that in the summer everyone is complaining how hot it is. Like if it’s just 85 degrees.
Then in the winter they keep it just as hot, in there house.
Heh. True. I've noticed this in some people's houses too. It's weird.
People talking without speaking
People hearing without listening
People writing songs that voices never share
And no one dared
Disturb the sound of silence.
People hearing without listening
People writing songs that voices never share
And no one dared
Disturb the sound of silence.
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Alice - Posts: 1707
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I find it ironic that so many people think dolphins are nice and sweet.
But what most people don’t know is that Dolphins like killing Porpoises (small whales).
The dolphins don’t do it for food, they don’t do it to protect themselves, they do it for fun.
They kill for fun!
For more info click the links or google it.
http://www.txtwriter.com/Onscience/Articles/Flipper.html
http://luna.pos.to/whale/gen_art_killer.html
But what most people don’t know is that Dolphins like killing Porpoises (small whales).
The dolphins don’t do it for food, they don’t do it to protect themselves, they do it for fun.
They kill for fun!
For more info click the links or google it.
http://www.txtwriter.com/Onscience/Articles/Flipper.html
http://luna.pos.to/whale/gen_art_killer.html
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Romans 8:28
And we know that all things work together for good to those who love God, to those who are the called according to His purpose.
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Romans 8:28
And we know that all things work together for good to those who love God, to those who are the called according to His purpose.
Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic. Dave Barry
bigsleepj wrote: Unfinished stories never leave you, nor do they fester. They only grow better, like wine locked away in a deep dark cellar, waiting for you to bottle it and bring it to the light.
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White Raven - Posts: 664
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Yumie wrote:EDIT: Oh yeah, here's another thing I've noticed. Have you ever seen girls who are dressed totally inappropriately get mad when they notice someone checking them out? I have. Like I seen girls get all huffy and be like, "Can you believe that guy?!" I just want to walk over and say, "It's like this honey. If you don't want people looking at your body, don't expose so much of it." It's just another thing I find a little ironic, and somewhat closely connected to the first thing I mentioned. If you dress so that people will notice you, people will notice you. Either don't get mad when it happens or quit doing it.
In line with kaemmerite's post, paraphrased from another, generally unnoteworthy comedian:
"You know those sweat pants that say 'Bling Bling' or 'Juicy' on the back? Why beat around the bush? We all know what you're really saying: 'Look at my butt.'"
What made it especially funny was that he actually had a pair of pants that said it.
mitsuki lover wrote:Yes I meant Civil War as being ironic which it is as how can war be civil?
Use of "civil" aside, that's an oxymoron. It isn't ironic in the sense that I was thinking, which was that the fighting of civil wars was itself ironic.
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uc pseudonym - Posts: 15506
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uc pseudonym wrote:In line with kaemmerite's post, paraphrased from another, generally unnoteworthy comedian:
"You know those sweat pants that say 'Bling Bling' or 'Juicy' on the back? Why beat around the bush? We all know what you're really saying: 'Look at my butt.'"
What made it especially funny was that he actually had a pair of pants that said it.
Ha ha ha, yeah, those pants are ridiculous.
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Waking or sleeping, Thy presence my light.
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Thou in me dwelling, and I with Thee one.
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Thou and Thou only, first in my heart,
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High King of Heaven, my victory won,
May I reach Heaven’s joys, O bright Heaven’s Sun!
Heart of my own heart, whatever befall,
Still be my Vision, O Ruler of all.
Naught be all else to me, save that Thou art
Thou my best Thought, by day or by night,
Waking or sleeping, Thy presence my light.
Be Thou my Wisdom, and Thou my true Word;
I ever with Thee and Thou with me, Lord;
Thou my great Father, I Thy true son;
Thou in me dwelling, and I with Thee one.
Be Thou my battle Shield, Sword for the fight;
Be Thou my Dignity, Thou my Delight;
Thou my soul’s Shelter, Thou my high Tower:
Raise Thou me heavenward, O Power of my power.
Riches I heed not, nor man’s empty praise,
Thou mine Inheritance, now and always:
Thou and Thou only, first in my heart,
High King of Heaven, my Treasure Thou art.
High King of Heaven, my victory won,
May I reach Heaven’s joys, O bright Heaven’s Sun!
Heart of my own heart, whatever befall,
Still be my Vision, O Ruler of all.
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Yumie - Posts: 1939
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I don't know if this is funny or ironic or what but yesterday I got an ad for one of those book clubs.The thing is it was for an AFRICAN AMERICAN BOOK CLUB!
and I'm not even Black.
and I'm not even Black.
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mitsuki lover - Posts: 8486
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I think it's ironic/funny/whatever that car tyre sizes use both the metric and imperial units (mm for width, inches for diameter).
Everywhere like such as, and MOES.
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