Sony's New Operating system

[Straylight]

Sony has announced its own computer operating system is now available. Instead of producing the cryptic error messages characteristic of Microsoft's Windows operating systems, Sony's chairman said, "We intend to capture the high ground by putting a human, Japanese face on what has been - until now ... an operating system that reflects Western cultural hegemony. For example, we have replaced the impersonal and unhelpful Microsoft error messages with our own Japanese haiku poetry."

The chairman went on to give examples of Sony's new error messages:

A file that big?
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.

The Web site you seek
cannot be located but
endless others exist

Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.

ABORTED effort:
Close all that you have.
You ask way too much.

Yesterday it worked
Today it is not working
Windows is like that.

First snow, then silence.
This thousand dollar screen dies
so beautifully.

With searching comes loss
and the presence of absence:
"My Novel" not found.

Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.

Stay the patient course
Of little worth is your ire
The network is down

A crash reduces
your expensive computer to
a simple stone.

Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and lost data
Guess which has occurred.

You step in the stream,
but the water has moved on.
This page is not here.

Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.

Having been erased,
The document you're seeking
Must now be retyped.

Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.

[Link Antilles]

LOL! That is funny!

This my fav:
Yesterday it worked
Today it is not working
Windows is like that.

-sums up my experience with computers

[andyroo]

Lol! Here's my fav.

Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and lost data
Guess which has occurred.

[Straylight]

Hehe, I thought that'd make a few of you chuckle.

[Master Kenzo]

THAT is the single funniest thing I've seen! ...today. I can laugh because I don't use Windows anymore...muahahahaha (Go Debian Linux! Go WineX!)

[ShiroiHikari]

LOL That's some funny stuff. ^^

[animenewstoday]

that's funny but i wonder if it's going to be unix support and if it's going to be for free otherwise i will not be not happy. UNIX is the best

[Solid Ronin]

why does Cephas have a pic. of Noz in his sig.

[inkhana]

Cuz it's funny! he he You know that Cephas, he's a barrel o' laughs...

[Fsiphskilm]

OH! I love those! .

[Mithrandir]

I wished for a shell
windows gave me a blue screen
so I switched to mac.