If you had 3 wishes???

[~Natsumi Lam~]

If you had three wishes what would you wish? [no wishing for more wishes]


1. speak every language -> so i could minister to everyone in their own lang.

2. live on a secluded beach with no typhoons or water problems. With looots of sea shells.

3. fly [help others fly when i hold thier hand]---> wont have to worry about gas prices.



Also : ANOTHER QUESTION.
If you could Up load anything into your brain [like the Matrix] what would it/ they be?

1. Every martial arts.

2. Everything about graphics/ cs

3. every word in the Bible

~Natsumi Lam~

[bigsleepj]

First I'd wish for a hundred million dollars (made over a number of years so that its sudden presence does not upset world markets) and make movies. I'll keep the rest for a rainy day.

[Slater]

1. A DVD of creation
2. A way to travel to Ohio and back in less than an hour and with little effort/powers of teleportation.
3. Be Raccoon anthro. or... bomb SomethingAweful at least.

[bigsleepj]

Or at least wish that their servers, back ups and mirror-sites all magically mysteriously dissapear.

[Mr. SmartyPants]

1. Special powers (flying, invisibiity, walk through walls, super speed, etc)

2. Keep this slot reserved just in case

3. I guess 5 million dollars (To pay for the essentials in this home) and a little spending, but save most of it!

[Rita]

1. That my friends and family would always be safe and happy and close to God (myself included)

2. To develop a gentle and quiet spirit as described in 1 Peter 3:3-5

3. To have enough money to do all the things I'd love to do.

[CookinLikeSanji]

1. To live in the world of One Piece and be an honorable pirate, defender of the people! (I've always had a hero complex )

2. To meet God, before I leave this world.

3. To be the greatest character designer ever.

As far as the Matrix question...

1. Jeet Kun Do (I respect Bruce Lee's style more than any other)

2. All knowledge of Creation Evidence

3. Roronoa Zoro's Three-Sword Katana Style (I'd love to learn to use the style with three reverse sakabatou's)

[Slater]

3. Be Raccoon anthro. or... bomb SomethingAweful at least.

LoL

SomethingAwful.com's servers are... err... were located in the New Orleans area... Now they are gone.

Big thanks to bigsleepj for pointing this out.

Now... just waiting for the other 2 to come true...

Oh, and the second question...
1. a map of every roadway on earth

2. Whole Bible

3. everything there is to know on how to fight with commas.

[cbwing0]

I only need 1 wish..

1.Omnipotence.

Then I could have everything else . But just to be safe, I would also wish for:

2.Omniscience

3.Eternal Life and Immortality

Wish #2 covers the Matrix question.

bomb SomethingAweful at least.

I happen to like them, so after my first wish was granted I would bring them back .

[Mr. SmartyPants]

3.Eternal Life and Immortality

oh never lol... i dont really wanna live forever!

[Slater]

I happen to like them, so after my first wish was granted I would bring them back .

noooooooooooo... what, do you hate furs?

[cbwing0]

furs? We are talking about SomethingAwful.com, right?

[spiritusvult]

1. Ok, let's see here. I'd wish to have free and unlimited access to be bodily transported to the throne room of God (and of course be welcome there:)

2. That everyone on Earth would be Christian and act like it.

3. umm, what else is there. If I can talk to and see God and everyone is a generous Christian, yep that takes care of everythign.

As to the matrix thing, I'd want to upload everything ever written, online and off. Of course I'd also want to be able to forget any of it at will, because hey, let's admit it, there's a lot of bad stuff out there.

[Alice]

I don't know, but it would probably involve money.

As for "downloading" things: Well, it would be really nice to know a lot of languages. A lot about most things, actually. But I don't think it would be good for me. If knowledge came to easily, I might get proud and obnoxious.

[Kaori]

But I don't think it would be good for me. If knowledge came to easily, I might get proud and obnoxious.

That's an excellent point. I would probably be tempted to wish for virtues of some sort (poverty, chastity, and humility? faith, hope, and love?), but there is probably some value in the very process of becoming more Christ-like.

[Slater]

furs? We are talking about SomethingAwful.com, right?

Yes, SA is the anti-fur/anti-furry* capital of teh internet, and being a fur means that they're all out to kill me.

* The distinction between a fur and a furry should be made. Furries are nuts who share one or more of the following ideas/atributes: a) the belief that their soul is actually truly an animal spirit, b) fursuits and bodypaints, c) "yiff" anything that breathes (and oft stuff that doesn't), d) often include howls, barks, roars, chirps, and other such noises in their every-day vocabulary (online and off), e) known for their love of drama (eg, cutting themselves when people "steal" the art they posted on the net would be an example. More often they'll just cry and give webmasters a hard time and might even throw in the word "lawsuit"), f) feel that a good fursona must contain wings that would be unnatural for the speci they have chosen, oversized bangs, outrageous colors in their natural hair color, g) like the idea of having 2 tails (I call this MTP syndrome and a free cookie to anyone who can tell me why), h) play Furcadia. The list is longer than this, but these are what I consider to be the basics. Considering these things, SA has every right to be anti-furry. But furs are different in that they do none of the above things, or at most very few of them and on rare occasions. This is why it's stupid that SA groups furs and furries together in one colective group, which is why my wish that it remains dead still stands

[Nate]

(I call this MTP syndrome and a free cookie to anyone who can tell me why)

Miles "Tails" Prower, who may or may not be a kitsune...gotta wonder if he's gonna look like Ninetails when he grows up...

Where's my cookie?

[Felix]

1. To fly of course

2. Breathe underwater!

3. Able to turn into any animal.

And the upload question:

1. An ultra tasty nachos recipe

2. Cool fighting skills

3. Yes..all knowledge needed to win hearts to Christ

[Slater]

Miles "Tails" Prower, who may or may not be a kitsune...gotta wonder if he's gonna look like Ninetails when he grows up...

Where's my cookie?

*gives cookie*

[Maledicte]

1. Immortality.
2. Super powers i.e. flying, invisiblity, strength, mind-reading etc. Although psychic abilities would take the cake, as I could propel my body to fly, cloud people's minds, increase my own strength and read thoughts all with my mind.
3. To always have the exact amount of money in my pocket for whatever I'm purchasing. In all my clothes.

As for the Matrix...

1. The entire Bible as it happened.
2. Fencing/ swordfighting techniques.
3. Memory.

[Sam*ron]

You don't know how long I have been thinking about this. ^^

1. I would wish I could turn into any animal, and back into a human whenever I wanted.

2. Wish I could go where ever I wanted whenever I wanted.

3. I knew every language, I guess.

[Rachel]

Wishes:
1. The ability to fly- I wouldn't want to be able to read other's minds, that could get weird real fast...
2. Be the lead guitarist and singer in a kick butt rock band and put out tons of cd's that everyone likes.
3. Fluently speak every language in the world- this way, I could make people in every country laugh by telling them a joke in their native tongue.

Matrix:
1. The funniest jokes in the world
2. The knowledge of how to build a guitar
3. The phone numbers of all the people I would like to meet- except for the people I would have like to meet who are dead.

[cbwing0]

But furs are different in that they do none of the above things, or at most very few of them and on rare occasions.

You've done an excellent job of telling us what furries are (and how furs are not those things), but what exactly would you define as a "fur" in positive terms?

And regardless of the answer, my wish that SA would remain still stands .

[Scribs]

wishes:
I wish I had invulnerability (not super stength just that nothing can hurt me or penetrate my skin)
I wish I had a Grapple gun
I wish I had a magical plater that filled with meat while I was not looking and never ran dry.

Matrix:
everthing in the library of congress.
Breakdancing skills
what else could I want?

[Linksquest]

1. To be born 100% Irish!
2. To lay down in the grass on a lone hill sourrounded by mountains while watching the sky float the clouds along gently like leaves on a river, as i count my blessing and bask in the Lord's sunishine (this one may come true!)
3. That my life would be entirely focused on God, even when my earthly body would like to do other things.

[Slater]

You've done an excellent job of telling us what furries are (and how furs are not those things), but what exactly would you define as a "fur" in positive terms?

And regardless of the answer, my wish that SA would remain still stands .

Well, furs are pretty well seperated from furries. Furs accept that they are human and that they aren't possessed by the spirit of a fox or whatever. They understand that their fursona and any furry characters they make are still fiction and just for some fun. Fursuits are weird, and anthrocons are more of a thing for furries than furs. A fur's fursona won't have too much to do with the cliche furry model (half dragon, half two-tailed fox with wings, long purple and green hair and the ability to shapeshift or something like that), but they may chose to go with something that makes them stick out in a unique way (my fursona lost his arm in battle and now sports an Ed FMA style metalic arm). Furs don't howl... maybe you'll catch one with whiskers tho. =^_^=

hopefully you get the picture

[kazekami]

1. I wish I had a job.
2. Wish I hadn't made a mistake in Majoring in something I hated and actually finishing the degree because i was stupid and depressed before majoring in something i loved.
3. I wish that everyone was happy, fed, clothed, had a place to live, and knew the love of Christ.

the upload question:

1. Kendo
2. All the laungauges in the world
3. The Encyclopedia

[Fsiphskilm]

[u]Thing

[mitsuki lover]

1.To be reincarnated as either Lafiel or Admiral Spoor from Crest/Banner of the Stars
2.To have my entire genealogy(and I do mean ENTIRE)done with biographies of the more important ancestors PLUS portraits PLUS where
applicable Coats of Arms
3.To be able to find Miss Right

Matrix Question:
I would upload into my brain:
1.All Kagome and Sango qoutes from Inuyasha
2.The complete King James Version in Klingon!
3.All of my favorite songs.

[IZ&Trigun4life]

1. To have my very own REAL moose


3. to have any anime product I want whenever I want it no matter what store it's in!

Matrix

I want the ability to draw anime....VERY WELL without having to practice lol