Ever been persecuted for making a sandwhich?

Postby **Mr. SmartyPants** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 5:58 pm

So here I was! Reading The Half-Blooded Price, which I bought yesterday! 15 bucks at Wal-Mart woohoo! All the sudden... WHAM! HUNGER STRIKES! I resolve to myself "Hmmm, when one is hungry. They usually eat food! It makes sense! It is so LOGICAL! HOW COULD I OF NOT THOUGHT THAT SOONER"

So I go downstairs... and check the fridge.

NOTHING! Cept some bread

The Freezer

NOTHING! Cept some frozen Ham

The Fridge... again.

NOTHING! Cept some juice, the bread I mentioned, and some cheese!

So I thought to myself:
Ham + Bread + Cheese = Ham and Cheese Sandwhich

And then!
Ham and Cheese Sandwhich + Oven = TOASTED Ham and Cheese Sandwhich

It made PERFECT SENSE! So awesome! I love toasted sandwhiches. So I put the ham in the microwave and set it on "defrost" and waited that it was done, Got 6 slices of bread out (I was making 3 sandwhiches, so I could save them and eat them later when I get hungry again)... All of the sudden... SHE! HER! YES HER! She comes downstairs... and with that.... TERRIFYING Asian face... with the chinky eyes. Looks at me and yells at me "What Will Dennis (Her 6 year old son) eat for lunch tomorrow?" (shes 35 so she has a child, but for some reason lives with us)

I tell her "Well, I'm hungry too! What, you going to let me starve?" THEN She goes "Get your parents to buy you food" And I go "My parents WORK all the time" And she goes "I don't care"... I tell her "Psh, you never care" and then I put my sandwhiches in the oven...

Well.... yeah shes mean. And the sandwhiches? They didn't taste too good, i ate like 1 and a half, and threw the rest away.

Well I was feeling hungry again (around 8:40 now) And... I was getting some bread (seriously, thats ALL we have) and my cousin runs downstairs going like "NOOOO THATS FOR DENNIS" I tell her "There's still a lot left, plus the end peices!" And she's like "NO! HE'LL FEEL EMBARASSED" Which... meh I guess ill give her that much... I could tell she was feeling very annoyed at me. Because of something so trivial however. She starts going like "Ask your parents" I say "They are busy"... well i'll put it in conversation format

(please note that the whole time my tone of voice was very calm, while hers was not)
Her:"Ask your dad to buy groceries"
Me: "They WORK! And are busy! The work twice as long as you per day okay?"
Her: "I wake up at 6, and work till 3!"
Me: "They start around 10, and come home around 1 AM!"
Her: "HEY! DON'T TALK BACK TO ME"
Me: "I'm not"
Her: "youre doing it now"
Me: "What, so you're saying I should just stay quiet?"
Her: "STOP TALKING BACK"

In my view, she lost. The reason WHY she told me to stop talking back (as in, don't talk PERIOD) was because she realized her mistake in her argument, and automatically, with her "older-than-you" powers, wanted me to shut up.... well me being 16, and her being 35. I pretty much had to... so meh...

That peanut butter and jelly sandwhich was pretty good though

Postby **Felix** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 6:11 pm

o.O I've never heard a more random serious thing in my life *claps* Bravo. That was...unique. I was totally rooting for you man. XD No..I don't believe I've ever been persecuted for making a sandwhich...but it's only a matter of time. <_< >_>;;;

Postby **Rachel** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 6:19 pm

Hmmm...interesting.

Postby **Zilch** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 6:21 pm

I got persectuted for making a barbeque rib sandwich during school hours...old grump didn't like me doing that...I mean, really, what am I supposed to eat at 9:30 in the morning? Stupid substitutes...

Postby **Scribs** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 6:22 pm

oof, thats kind of rough. I would ask your parents to either buy some food, or talk to her, cause it seems like you got some issues going on over there. Or, you could get a job, but your own food and yell at dennis when he tries to eat it. :evil:

Postby **JediSonic** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 6:24 pm

Hmm... I've been persecuted for eating cereal more times than I can count, but not a sandwich!

Postby **Locke** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 6:36 pm

We can only get 1 entry, 1 Drink, and one "Fun" snack for lunch at summer school.

and the lunchladys are NINJAS! They know when you took TWO ENTRYs.

But never take more than one drink, or else they'll refer you @_@

Postby **Sharon Rose** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 7:08 pm

Very interesting situation you've got there.

I think I've only been slightly persecuted over a sandwitch once. But I've been persecuted many times over coffee and how I drink it too much. I've been drinking coffee since I was 5 years old. Major addiction.

Postby **gungrave** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 7:31 pm

I admit thats a problem, but you know so I really dont have to say that, or this, forgive, if you haven't already. I got yelled at for making a PBJ cuase "You just ate three hours ago" hey I was hungry o.*

Postby **Mr. SmartyPants** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 7:33 pm

Locke wrote:We can only get 1 entry, 1 Drink, and one "Fun" snack for lunch at summer school.

and the lunchladys are NINJAS! They know when you took TWO ENTRYs.

But never take more than one drink, or else they'll refer you @_@

Woah! thats insane!

and Sharon Rose, thats insane too

Postby **Sonic_13** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 11:14 pm

my friend was once at work. you're not supposed to eat anything there, and he made himself a sandwich, and the boss comes over and goes-
evan! what are you doing?

what do you think im doing?

*uses jesus's name in vain and walks off*

hahahahahahahaha i laughed to tears when that happened, it was the funniest thing!

Postby **Mr. SmartyPants** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 11:15 pm

Sonic_13 wrote:my friend was once at work. you're not supposed to eat anything there, and he made himself a sandwich, and the boss comes over and goes-
evan! what are you doing?

what do you think im doing?

*uses jesus's name in vain and walks off*

hahahahahahahaha i laughed to tears when that happened, it was the funniest thing!

wow XDD thats great :lol:

Postby **Warrior 4 Jesus** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 4:37 am

Um... I don't think its funny to say Jesus name in vain!

Postby **Lehn** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 5:14 am

I've only ever been presecuted because I enjoy my sandwhiches to be more salad between slices of bread then then anything else.

Postby **cbwing0** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 5:31 am

I don't get a lot of persecution for my sandwiches, but I do experience discrimination on a regular basis.

You see, I like my sandwiches a certain way; specifically, I almost always like them plain, or with only one or two things on them. I don't like mustard (especially mustard), cheese, mayonnaise, relish, tomatoes, onions, or any other weird thing on my sandwiches. Unfortunately most people either cannot understand or refuse to care about this when I try to get a sandwich.

For those that don't know, if you ask for a sandwich "plain" at a fast food restaurant, they will still leave the cheese on it. If you ask for no cheese, they leave everything else. If you ask for it to be plain and no cheese, they will get your order correct about 50% of the time.

Apparently the default assumption for most people is that cheese is suppposed to go on a hamburger. This wouldn't be a big deal if cheese didn't have the peculiar tendency of melting into a disgusting, unremovable paste when placed on a burger. I hate this.

Has anyone else experienced sandwich discrimination?

Postby **Mr. SmartyPants** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 6:56 am

cbwing... i must learn the ways of the sandwhich philosophy. Will you be my sensei?

Postby **cbwing0** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 6:58 am

*sighs* Very well...

Your first lesson: Make me a sandwich

Postby **Sonic_13** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 8:12 am

Warrior 4 Jesus wrote:Um... I don't think its funny to say Jesus name in vain!

if you were there I think you would of gotten a good chuckle out of it

Postby **Mr. SmartyPants** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 9:06 pm

cbwing0 wrote:*sighs* Very well...

Your first lesson: Make me a sandwich

yes sir!

*makes superb sandwhich, without all the stuff and no cheese*

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