Cheetos vs. Doritos. Ultimate Death Match!

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Cheetos vs. Doritos. Ultimate Death Match!

Postby Heed » Wed Jun 29, 2005 8:54 am

Ok, I was at my fiend's house last week and he had a big jug of Cheetos and Doritos (Both just cheese flavor) Now, I like both of these products but I found myself enjoying the Cheetos chesse curl things better. I didn't eat a dorito unless it was going to help uncoved another cache of Cheetos in the jug..

So anyway, what does everyone here prefer? Cheetos or Doritos?

May the Death Match begin!
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Postby Kkun » Wed Jun 29, 2005 8:58 am

Doritos. Cheetos just aren't as good, and Doritos have that good crunchy flavor. My favorite kinds of Doritos are the Guacamole and Spicy Nacho. Those rock so much.
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Postby Ashley » Wed Jun 29, 2005 8:59 am

Cheetos. I really dislike Doritos, actually--just never really struck me as good chips.
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Postby Tsukuyomi » Wed Jun 29, 2005 9:06 am

Hahahasha, I to will join tha battle!!! I haven't had either in a long long time. I may go out and buy some, but which. I would go with Cool Ranch Doritos unless the Cheetos are Flaming Hot!!!
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Postby Shaman343 » Wed Jun 29, 2005 9:08 am

Doritios for me, even though they sometimes stab the roof of my mouth.
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Postby Ssjjvash » Wed Jun 29, 2005 9:19 am

*chants* Doritos! Doritos! Doritos! Doritos!
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Postby dragonshimmer » Wed Jun 29, 2005 9:34 am

DO-RI-TOS! DO-RI-TOS! <_< Unless they're the crunchy cheetos. Then I'll be a traitor to each and consume both. >8D MUAHAHAHA
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Postby Mr. SmartyPants » Wed Jun 29, 2005 10:00 am

DEFINATELY... DEFINATELY... DEFINATELY Doritos... ESPECIALLY COOL RANCH!

check it out... didja know Jay Leno once advertised for the Cool Ranch Doritos?
http://www.retrojunk.com/media/164/

AND then you have this... cheetos commercial
http://www.retrojunk.com/media/180/

which is TOTALLY lame...

Jay Leno is so awesome, he makes doritos more awesomer!
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Postby Jasdero » Wed Jun 29, 2005 10:18 am

Cheetos! <3 I have fun getting my fingers orange.
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Postby ZiP » Wed Jun 29, 2005 10:29 am

DORITOS!!!11!!11!!!eleven

Doritos are whey better than cheetos! we need a poll.

So far it's: Cheetos: 2 Doritos: 6
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Postby Ingemar » Wed Jun 29, 2005 10:45 am

Doritos, any flavor except the bland kind.
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Postby c-girl » Wed Jun 29, 2005 10:54 am

Go Doritos!! >^.^< Doritos rule all!! (except the flavorless one. >-.-<)
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Postby Mr_Anderson » Wed Jun 29, 2005 11:02 am

i ;luv doritos, cheetos are okay. they don't have the great texture of doritos.
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Postby rusty789 » Wed Jun 29, 2005 11:11 am

Doritos are the best! Especially the salsa verede flavor. Sorry if I spelled that wrong. lol. :)
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Postby Tsukuyomi » Wed Jun 29, 2005 11:23 am

Looks like Doritos win (for now)! I love Flaming Hot Cheetos tho (hearts for eyes)!!!!
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Postby TurkishMonky » Wed Jun 29, 2005 11:26 am

i like the flavorless lite doritos... besides that, i don't usually eat either
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Postby ShiroiHikari » Wed Jun 29, 2005 11:26 am

Doritos, eww. The ranch kind are okay, but I can't stand the cheese kind. Cheetos, however, are good. I love the baked kind!

So, my vote is for Cheetos.
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Postby Jasdero » Wed Jun 29, 2005 11:32 am

ShiroiHikari wrote:Doritos, eww. The ranch kind are okay, but I can't stand the cheese kind. Cheetos, however, are good. I love the baked kind!

So, my vote is for Cheetos.

Yes! Yes! YES! Another vote for Cheetos!
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Postby Tsukuyomi » Wed Jun 29, 2005 11:41 am

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Postby Heed » Wed Jun 29, 2005 11:44 am

Awesome, I am sorry I did not put up a poll though. Oh well, this is still fun,

I love the Cool Ranch Doritos, however I love letting Cheetos melt in my mouth and then licking off my fingrs after!
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Postby Ichigo_89 » Wed Jun 29, 2005 11:45 am

Cheetoes Baby!!
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Postby Sakura15 » Wed Jun 29, 2005 12:43 pm

DEFINATELY... DEFINATELY... DEFINATELY Doritos... ESPECIALLY COOL RANCH!


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Postby Nate » Wed Jun 29, 2005 12:49 pm

Cheetos is a brand name, and I do not care for Cheetos brand cheese curls. However, I am a very large fan of the Planters Cheese Curls, which come in a can and are quite crunchy and cheesy, moreso than the Cheetos brand. I don't care for the puffed cheese curls at all.

Doritos are okay, I prefer Spicier Nacho to all other types, though Cooler Ranch is good too. However, I have never fully gotten over the fact that Doritos smell like someone's funky feet. Whether you like them or hate them, you cannot deny the foot smelling factor of Doritos.
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Postby Azier the Swordsman » Wed Jun 29, 2005 12:54 pm

Doritos comes in one shape and has many different flavors whilst Cheetos comes in many shapes yet only has one.

And the winner is: Doritos.
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Postby shooraijin » Wed Jun 29, 2005 12:58 pm

I like 'em both, but I'll root for Chee-tos.
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Postby Lehn » Wed Jun 29, 2005 1:00 pm

Doritos.

Although, I may or may not claim to have ever eaten them on a PBJ in place of crunchy peanut butter.

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Postby Mr. SmartyPants » Wed Jun 29, 2005 1:27 pm

kaemmerite wrote:However, I have never fully gotten over the fact that Doritos smell like someone's funky feet. Whether you like them or hate them, you cannot deny the foot smelling factor of Doritos.


you're wrong dude.... its not doritos smelling like funky feet... its funky feet smelling like doritos!
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Postby Alice » Wed Jun 29, 2005 2:28 pm

I tend to eat the off-brands, so I don't care.
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Postby Slater » Wed Jun 29, 2005 2:37 pm

Doritos were winning up until they went with that "New great taste!" thing.
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Postby Ssjjvash » Wed Jun 29, 2005 2:57 pm

Yeah, that supposed "new great taste" is not that great. It kind of messed it up. I love the original.
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