Ok, I was at my fiend's house last week and he had a big jug of Cheetos and Doritos (Both just cheese flavor) Now, I like both of these products but I found myself enjoying the Cheetos chesse curl things better. I didn't eat a dorito unless it was going to help uncoved another cache of Cheetos in the jug..
So anyway, what does everyone here prefer? Cheetos or Doritos?
May the Death Match begin!
Cheetos vs. Doritos. Ultimate Death Match!
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Cheetos vs. Doritos. Ultimate Death Match!
The Straight and Narrow
I chose to walk the straight and narrow road, but one day I lost balance and fell off it. I had fallen onto some sharp rocks and injured myself. There were people passing by who would merely stare at me, and then keep walking. Thoughts of worthlessness entered into my mind, and as I chose to believe the lies, my wounds grew worse. I was so overcome with grief that I nearly gave up... but then a man walked up to me and stopped. Without saying a word, he started to wrap my wounds, he gave me some water, and then lifted me up and embraced me. He then whispered these words into my ear, "I love you my child." As he said those words I could feel all the worthlessness and despair fall away. He then held out his hands. They had huge holes in them. He then said, "Walk with me." I then took his hand and we walked together. Every now and then I would fall from the road, but no matter where I fell, he was always there to pick me up and tell me that He loved me.
-by Micah Smith
I chose to walk the straight and narrow road, but one day I lost balance and fell off it. I had fallen onto some sharp rocks and injured myself. There were people passing by who would merely stare at me, and then keep walking. Thoughts of worthlessness entered into my mind, and as I chose to believe the lies, my wounds grew worse. I was so overcome with grief that I nearly gave up... but then a man walked up to me and stopped. Without saying a word, he started to wrap my wounds, he gave me some water, and then lifted me up and embraced me. He then whispered these words into my ear, "I love you my child." As he said those words I could feel all the worthlessness and despair fall away. He then held out his hands. They had huge holes in them. He then said, "Walk with me." I then took his hand and we walked together. Every now and then I would fall from the road, but no matter where I fell, he was always there to pick me up and tell me that He loved me.
-by Micah Smith
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Heed - Posts: 149
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Hahahasha, I to will join tha battle!!! I haven't had either in a long long time. I may go out and buy some, but which. I would go with Cool Ranch Doritos unless the Cheetos are Flaming Hot!!!
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Tsukuyomi - Posts: 8222
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Doritios for me, even though they sometimes stab the roof of my mouth.
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I AM THE WAY INTO ETERNAL GRIEF,
I AM THE WAY TO A FORSAKEN RACE.
JUSTICE IT WAS THAT MOVED MY GREAT CREATOR;
DIVINE OMNIPOTENCE CREATED ME,
AND HIGHEST WISDOM JOINED WITH PRIMAL LOVE.
BEFORE ME NOTHING BUT ETERNAL THINGS
WERE MADE, AND I SHALL LAST ETERNALLY
ABANDON ALL HOPE, ALL YOU WHO ENTER
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Shaman343 - Posts: 10
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*chants* Doritos! Doritos! Doritos! Doritos!
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone
And so hold on when there is nothing left in you
Except the Will which says to them: 'Hold on!' ...you'll be a Man, my son!
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Satan, bite the dust!
"You are not who your mistakes say you are; you are not the sum of your failures!"---Rev. Billy Miller
Proverbs 18:24
To serve your turn long after they are gone
And so hold on when there is nothing left in you
Except the Will which says to them: 'Hold on!' ...you'll be a Man, my son!
Rudyard Kipling
Satan, bite the dust!
"You are not who your mistakes say you are; you are not the sum of your failures!"---Rev. Billy Miller
Proverbs 18:24
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Ssjjvash - Posts: 1073
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DO-RI-TOS! DO-RI-TOS! <_< Unless they're the crunchy cheetos. Then I'll be a traitor to each and consume both. >8D MUAHAHAHA
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dragonshimmer - Posts: 1422
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DEFINATELY... DEFINATELY... DEFINATELY Doritos... ESPECIALLY COOL RANCH!
check it out... didja know Jay Leno once advertised for the Cool Ranch Doritos?
http://www.retrojunk.com/media/164/
AND then you have this... cheetos commercial
http://www.retrojunk.com/media/180/
which is TOTALLY lame...
Jay Leno is so awesome, he makes doritos more awesomer!
check it out... didja know Jay Leno once advertised for the Cool Ranch Doritos?
http://www.retrojunk.com/media/164/
AND then you have this... cheetos commercial
http://www.retrojunk.com/media/180/
which is TOTALLY lame...
Jay Leno is so awesome, he makes doritos more awesomer!
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Mr. SmartyPants - Posts: 12541
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DORITOS!!!11!!11!!!eleven
Doritos are whey better than cheetos! we need a poll.
So far it's: Cheetos: 2 Doritos: 6
Doritos are whey better than cheetos! we need a poll.
So far it's: Cheetos: 2 Doritos: 6
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"That time and absence proves - Rather helps than hurts to love."
"Feelings, emotions, they are good, but they cannot be Love's foundation. When of Love, these things last. When of romance, these things end."
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Go Doritos!! >^.^< Doritos rule all!! (except the flavorless one. >-.-<)
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i ;luv doritos, cheetos are okay. they don't have the great texture of doritos.
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Doritos are the best! Especially the salsa verede flavor. Sorry if I spelled that wrong. lol. 
Whooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!! This is fun!!!!!!!!!! 
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Love wins!!!!!!!!!!!
Cows!!!!
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TurkishMonky - Posts: 808
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Doritos, eww. The ranch kind are okay, but I can't stand the cheese kind. Cheetos, however, are good. I love the baked kind!
So, my vote is for Cheetos.
So, my vote is for Cheetos.
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ShiroiHikari wrote:Doritos, eww. The ranch kind are okay, but I can't stand the cheese kind. Cheetos, however, are good. I love the baked kind!
So, my vote is for Cheetos.
Yes! Yes! YES! Another vote for Cheetos!
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Awesome, I am sorry I did not put up a poll though. Oh well, this is still fun,
I love the Cool Ranch Doritos, however I love letting Cheetos melt in my mouth and then licking off my fingrs after!
I love the Cool Ranch Doritos, however I love letting Cheetos melt in my mouth and then licking off my fingrs after!
The Straight and Narrow
I chose to walk the straight and narrow road, but one day I lost balance and fell off it. I had fallen onto some sharp rocks and injured myself. There were people passing by who would merely stare at me, and then keep walking. Thoughts of worthlessness entered into my mind, and as I chose to believe the lies, my wounds grew worse. I was so overcome with grief that I nearly gave up... but then a man walked up to me and stopped. Without saying a word, he started to wrap my wounds, he gave me some water, and then lifted me up and embraced me. He then whispered these words into my ear, "I love you my child." As he said those words I could feel all the worthlessness and despair fall away. He then held out his hands. They had huge holes in them. He then said, "Walk with me." I then took his hand and we walked together. Every now and then I would fall from the road, but no matter where I fell, he was always there to pick me up and tell me that He loved me.
-by Micah Smith
I chose to walk the straight and narrow road, but one day I lost balance and fell off it. I had fallen onto some sharp rocks and injured myself. There were people passing by who would merely stare at me, and then keep walking. Thoughts of worthlessness entered into my mind, and as I chose to believe the lies, my wounds grew worse. I was so overcome with grief that I nearly gave up... but then a man walked up to me and stopped. Without saying a word, he started to wrap my wounds, he gave me some water, and then lifted me up and embraced me. He then whispered these words into my ear, "I love you my child." As he said those words I could feel all the worthlessness and despair fall away. He then held out his hands. They had huge holes in them. He then said, "Walk with me." I then took his hand and we walked together. Every now and then I would fall from the road, but no matter where I fell, he was always there to pick me up and tell me that He loved me.
-by Micah Smith
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DEFINATELY... DEFINATELY... DEFINATELY Doritos... ESPECIALLY COOL RANCH!
*high fives*
Yeah Ry-chan!
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Cheetos is a brand name, and I do not care for Cheetos brand cheese curls. However, I am a very large fan of the Planters Cheese Curls, which come in a can and are quite crunchy and cheesy, moreso than the Cheetos brand. I don't care for the puffed cheese curls at all.
Doritos are okay, I prefer Spicier Nacho to all other types, though Cooler Ranch is good too. However, I have never fully gotten over the fact that Doritos smell like someone's funky feet. Whether you like them or hate them, you cannot deny the foot smelling factor of Doritos.
Doritos are okay, I prefer Spicier Nacho to all other types, though Cooler Ranch is good too. However, I have never fully gotten over the fact that Doritos smell like someone's funky feet. Whether you like them or hate them, you cannot deny the foot smelling factor of Doritos.
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Nate - Posts: 10725
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Doritos comes in one shape and has many different flavors whilst Cheetos comes in many shapes yet only has one.
And the winner is: Doritos.
And the winner is: Doritos.
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Azier the Swordsman - Posts: 3109
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I like 'em both, but I'll root for Chee-tos.
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Doritos.
Although, I may or may not claim to have ever eaten them on a PBJ in place of crunchy peanut butter.
Although, I may or may not claim to have ever eaten them on a PBJ in place of crunchy peanut butter.
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Lehn - Posts: 460
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kaemmerite wrote:However, I have never fully gotten over the fact that Doritos smell like someone's funky feet. Whether you like them or hate them, you cannot deny the foot smelling factor of Doritos.
you're wrong dude.... its not doritos smelling like funky feet... its funky feet smelling like doritos!
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Mr. SmartyPants - Posts: 12541
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Yeah, that supposed "new great taste" is not that great. It kind of messed it up. I love the original.
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone
And so hold on when there is nothing left in you
Except the Will which says to them: 'Hold on!' ...you'll be a Man, my son!
Rudyard Kipling
Satan, bite the dust!
"You are not who your mistakes say you are; you are not the sum of your failures!"---Rev. Billy Miller
Proverbs 18:24
To serve your turn long after they are gone
And so hold on when there is nothing left in you
Except the Will which says to them: 'Hold on!' ...you'll be a Man, my son!
Rudyard Kipling
Satan, bite the dust!
"You are not who your mistakes say you are; you are not the sum of your failures!"---Rev. Billy Miller
Proverbs 18:24
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