A Napoleon Dynamite Skit

[Tommy]

I had no idea where to put this topic but since General says: "Talk about anything in here" I decided to post it here.

Anyways, we (As in my Youth Group) were going to have a skit about Napoleon Dynamite trying out for American Idol and sending it to our favorite youth pastor up in philadelphia that did our retreat.

So there were try-outs for Napoleon and I thought to myself "I can do a decent Napoleon imiation" so i tried out. It all came down to me and my friend Matt who ended up being uncle Rico which means i got the part.

Here was the American Idol scene: ( There were many scenes)

I can`t remember the female judge`s name so I`ll put in "Lady." Remember, all my friends tell me i have a near-perfect accent so bar with me.

Lady: What`s your name?
Me: Napoleon Dynamite.
Randy: So what will you be singing?
Me: WHATEVER I FEEL LIKE, GOSH! Actually my lips are chapped so I decided to do a dance instead.

So I and my two backup dancing friends did a short version of the Napoleon Dynamite dance put on in the movie. I was a little embarassed because it was in front of 50 other kids.

So here are the results:
Randy: What was that?
Lady:.....
Simon: That was bloody pathetic! My Grandmother dances better than that and her hips are more artificial that that bloody fro you got there.
Me: FINE!

Ok, well there`s more scenes but i don`t have the script with me. i`ll try to find it. Oh and Simon`s joke is my material. My friend Dan who played him asked me what to say when i finished and i told him to say that. I loved that fro.

[Mr. SmartyPants]

your yg copied off of us!

no jk

we do american idol paordies as well

[Stephen]

"Talk about anything in here"

We trust people can use common logic and deduce that to mean anything that does not fall into the other boards...which is kinda what they are there for. However, since this has nothing to do with the film really...general seems to be the best place. Carry on. ^^

[Yahshua]

The lady's name is Paula Abdul.

[Tommy]

Yeah, i just remembered that.