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Postby Mave » Fri Jun 03, 2005 1:31 pm

I welcome some of the 'fortunes' I've obtained. XD It may seem weird but I keep these fortune tags in my wallet.

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Some fortune cookies can generate interesting or nonsensical fortunes.

"Someone is very anxious to meet you."

"The person next to you may be a potential mate." (when the ppl next to you are of the same genders)

Anyone with memorable ones?
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Postby Madeline » Fri Jun 03, 2005 1:39 pm

"The person next to you may be a potential mate." (when the ppl next to you are of the same genders)


LOL! XD XD

I don't remember any of the fortune cookies I've gotten. >.<
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Postby Fireproof » Fri Jun 03, 2005 1:42 pm

I always eat my fortunes. Or else they won't come true. Seriously, I've eaten three or four of those little paper slips in my lifetime. >.>
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Postby Sakura15 » Fri Jun 03, 2005 1:44 pm

Fireproof wrote:I always eat my fortunes. Or else they won't come true. Seriously, I've eaten three or four of those little paper slips in my lifetime. >.>



O_0

lol
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Postby Fireproof » Fri Jun 03, 2005 1:49 pm

Sakura15 wrote:O_0

lol

'Twas a friend's suggestion. I'm not insane enought to come up with that sort of stuff on my own... Yet.
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Postby Debitt » Fri Jun 03, 2005 2:44 pm

I've always wanted to get a little paper slip that said:

"I'm free!"
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Postby Jasdero » Fri Jun 03, 2005 2:58 pm

Once, I got not 1, 2, or even 3 fortunes in one cookie. XD I got 4. Two of them went against each other, as well. u.u
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Postby haru_bay_nay » Fri Jun 03, 2005 3:10 pm

Sunako wrote:Once, I got not 1, 2, or even 3 fortunes in one cookie. XD I got 4. Two of them went against each other, as well. u.u

4 fortunes?!?! How is it even possible to shove that much paper into a tiny cookie?? :dizzy:

For some reason, most of the fortunes I get aren't even fortunes, they're more like helpful advice. I tend to find ones that say things like, "Do your best" or "Avoid confrontations with friends". Although, when I get actual fortunes, they say really weird stuff. Once, I got one that said something to the effect of "The enemy is close by, in an unsuspecting place" and another that said "You have many admirers and are loved by all". O.o
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Postby Mr. SmartyPants » Fri Jun 03, 2005 3:11 pm

my friend had one that was totally engrished up XD i forgot what it said though
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Postby Nate » Fri Jun 03, 2005 3:20 pm

The most recent one I got said:

"Your ambition will pay off in the long run."
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Postby desperado » Fri Jun 03, 2005 3:32 pm

i got one once that said "congratulations on your wedding"
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Postby GhostontheNet » Fri Jun 03, 2005 3:44 pm

Heh, one of my friends back in elementary school was insulted by one that said "You must learn to read between the lines."
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Postby Slater » Fri Jun 03, 2005 3:59 pm

My mom just got one a couple weeks ago. Said that she and her wife will be very happy together.

Yep.
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Postby mitsuki lover » Fri Jun 03, 2005 5:15 pm

I'm still waiting for the one that says:"You are about to marry a beautiful
girl named Mitsuki or Kagome." :lol:
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Postby haru_bay_nay » Fri Jun 03, 2005 6:30 pm

My totally insane cousin(who I'm convinced is some sort of government experiment gone awry, and is quoted twice in my sig) got one once that said "The beauty within your heart will guide you through life."
"A chicken is a bird that is harvested for food." -Matthew Bench, an autistic kid in my school who gives the greatest advice. XD

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Postby Saniiro » Fri Jun 03, 2005 6:48 pm

haru_bay_nay wrote:4 fortunes?!?! How is it even possible to shove that much paper into a tiny cookie?? :dizzy:

It's possible. Believe me, I was there. :sweat:
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Postby Silvanis » Fri Jun 03, 2005 7:12 pm

You will find it wise to remain silent.

I don't talk that much do I?
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Postby Ingemar » Fri Jun 03, 2005 7:30 pm

Often, fortunes aren't fortunes at all. Usually it's some kind of instructive mumbo jumbo or something like "People like you."
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Postby Artist4Jesus89 » Fri Jun 03, 2005 8:02 pm

I got one that said you will soon enjoy a trip to the orient.
I though yeah i wish i cant go on my mission trip till next year and i raise the money.
But ne ways i used to keep them in my wallet its like involentary!
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Postby Puguni » Fri Jun 03, 2005 8:33 pm

:D I got one today that said, "You will get good news in the mail." Pretty specific for a cookie, lol.

Has anyone heard of the fortune cookie oracle game? It's where you ask a question that cannot be answered by yes or no to your cookie before you open it, and if it answers your question, it scores a point. If not, you score a point. :D
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Postby Alice » Fri Jun 03, 2005 8:45 pm

i got a fortune cookie one time that said I was going to make the great journey over the waters. :lol:

I laughed a lot.
not planning on dying any time soon.
People talking without speaking
People hearing without listening
People writing songs that voices never share

And no one dared
Disturb the sound of silence.
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Postby Mr_Anderson » Fri Jun 03, 2005 8:54 pm

Puguni wrote:Has anyone heard of the fortune cookie oracle game? It's where you ask a question that cannot be answered by yes or no to your cookie before you open it, and if it answers your question, it scores a point. If not, you score a point. :D


then the score would be:

ME:18493761298457164985716409815706982537896134
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Postby LorentzForce » Fri Jun 03, 2005 9:42 pm

I just typed in fortune in my terminal and got this;

"Your present plans will be successful."

Which makes me think, I don't have much of a plan right now other than playing NWN, so... Looks like I'll finish the game again today :)

[edit] I just tried again. I got:

"Your step will soil many countries."

o__________O
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Postby Cap'n Nick » Sat Jun 04, 2005 10:20 am

I helped prepare for a wedding last month and for the reception we made custom fortune cookies. Among the fortunes were:

"Smile. It makes people wonder what you're up to."
"You will soon consume a tasteless faux-Asian baked good."
"LOOK BEHIND YOU!"

and

"Help! I'm being held hostage in a fortune cookie factory!"
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Postby mitsuki lover » Sat Jun 04, 2005 12:31 pm

Cap'n Crack wrote:I helped prepare for a wedding last month and for the reception we made custom fortune cookies. Among the fortunes were:

"Smile. It makes people wonder what you're up to."
"You will soon consume a tasteless faux-Asian baked good."
"LOOK BEHIND YOU!"

and

"Help! I'm being held hostage in a fortune cookie factory!"


:lol:

How about:"No Refund On The Cake!"
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Postby snow_Rock » Sun Jun 05, 2005 1:25 am

how lucky for you all. All fortunes I get are ordinary, boring inspirations.
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Postby mitsuki lover » Sun Jun 05, 2005 1:37 pm

If fortune cookies were true then I'd be happily married and living the
sweet life in say Hawaii now! :lol:
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Postby Joshua Christopher » Sun Jun 05, 2005 1:40 pm

Kris' fortune cookie wrote: You can always depend on the trust of the collective.


O_O
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Postby Mr. SmartyPants » Sun Jun 05, 2005 2:39 pm

Cap'n Crack wrote:I helped prepare for a wedding last month and for the reception we made custom fortune cookies. Among the fortunes were:

"Smile. It makes people wonder what you're up to."
"You will soon consume a tasteless faux-Asian baked good."
"LOOK BEHIND YOU!"

and

"Help! I'm being held hostage in a fortune cookie factory!"


how about "The cake was spiked with poison!"
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Postby Mave » Sun Jun 05, 2005 3:05 pm

Cap'n'Crack, you crack me up (pun intended). :lol:

What about "You will experience some gastrointestrinal turmoil very soon."
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