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Postby Azier the Swordsman » Wed May 11, 2005 4:23 pm

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Postby Mr. SmartyPants » Wed May 11, 2005 4:27 pm

OH MY GOSH!!!! THis is EXACTALLY like one of the dramas we had at one of our youth group meetings....

basically it was this guy wanted to change his name to Jesus Christ... to honor God... but there are tons of other ways to worship him... ya know?
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Postby Mithrandir » Wed May 11, 2005 5:57 pm

Hmm... This could end up getting him into serious trouble with certain crowds, I would think...
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Postby Slater » Wed May 11, 2005 6:12 pm

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Postby Yojimbo » Wed May 11, 2005 6:16 pm

I think that's going a little overboard. I mean Jesús is a very common and acceptable Spanish name, but putting Christ as your last name is eh...
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Postby Mithrandir » Wed May 11, 2005 6:39 pm

FRWL: It's a good thing you didn't finish that sentence. :lol:
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Postby Arnobius » Wed May 11, 2005 6:43 pm

Kind of reminds me of some college BB player about 10-15 years ago who changed his name to "God Shamgod".
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Postby Joshua Christopher » Wed May 11, 2005 6:47 pm

What I'm considering...

"Senor Funkernickel"
"Johnny On The Spot"
"Bill O'Reilly"
"Scott Spiederman"
"Vin Diesel"
"Revolver Joshelot"
"Shalashaska"
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Postby JediSonic » Wed May 11, 2005 6:47 pm

lol! He should've known it would come to this.
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Postby Warrior 4 Jesus » Wed May 11, 2005 6:52 pm

link doesn't work
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Postby Scribs » Wed May 11, 2005 7:36 pm

That guy was simply asking for it.
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Postby Fsiphskilm » Wed May 11, 2005 7:45 pm

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Postby Yojimbo » Wed May 11, 2005 7:57 pm

Lol this reminds me! I had to search for a link of this guy. I remembered this story from two years back.

http://wkyc.com/news/news_fullstory.asp?id=3828

The best part is this I found in another atricle about Officer Prime.;)

I got a letter from a general at the Pentagon when the name change went through and he says it was great to have the employ of the commander of the Autobots in the National Guard.
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Postby termyt » Wed May 11, 2005 8:34 pm

Impact Alberto wrote:What I'm considering...

"Senor Funkernickel"
"Johnny On The Spot"
"Bill O'Reilly"
"Scott Spiederman"
"Vin Diesel"
"Revolver Joshelot"
"Shalashaska"


I think you should go with Vin Impact.

This story is just about government red tape. If the guy had changed his name to Peter Jones, there wouldn't even be a story here.
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Postby uc pseudonym » Thu May 12, 2005 6:18 am

Dull government business, perhaps, but with an amusing touch. I found it somewhat funny, and it does provide for many strange sentences.
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Postby Wise Dragon » Thu May 12, 2005 6:23 am

My only problem with this, is if the guy really did it because he loves God or did he do it just to get attention. Also some people might take it as a sign of arrogance, like maybee he is trying to say he is God or something. Though I dont think that's really what he is tring to say there could be some people who might see it that way.
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Postby ShiroiHikari » Thu May 12, 2005 2:13 pm

there are other ways to honor God besides changing your name to Jesus Christ. to me, that's bordering on blasphemy or something. o_o
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Postby mitsuki lover » Thu May 12, 2005 4:22 pm

I feel inspired.I think I'll change my name to Thor Odinssen! :lol:
Or maybe not.
To be serious though,it does sound a bit like verging on the sacreligious.
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Postby chibiphonebooth » Thu May 12, 2005 6:46 pm

er wow.

there are very odd people out there.

O_o


crazy crazy crazy people. CRAZY I TELL YOU CRAZY!

what martha? yeah yaeh i know your a boy.

no why?


maybe.

STOPIT! I KNOW YOUR AN AXE, SO YOU CANT DO THAT!


HEY! HEY! DONT!


AHHHHHHH!!



ARE YOU FORGETTING YOUR AN AXE?? YOU CAN SERIOUSLY HURT ME!

MARTHA THE HE-AXE, I COMMAND YOU TO STOP RIGHT NOW!!


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Postby Locke » Thu May 12, 2005 7:09 pm

chibiphonebooth wrote:er wow.

there are very odd people out there.

O_o


crazy crazy crazy people. CRAZY I TELL YOU CRAZY!

what martha? yeah yaeh i know your a boy.

no why?


maybe.

STOPIT! I KNOW YOUR AN AXE, SO YOU CANT DO THAT!


HEY! HEY! DONT!


AHHHHHHH!!



ARE YOU FORGETTING YOUR AN AXE?? YOU CAN SERIOUSLY HURT ME!

MARTHA THE HE-AXE, I COMMAND YOU TO STOP RIGHT NOW!!


.....

oh, im still on here? craaa-uud.


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Postby Stephen » Thu May 12, 2005 7:21 pm

Shihi wrote:there are other ways to honor God besides changing your name to Jesus Christ. to me, that's bordering on blasphemy or something. o_o


I agree. To be honost, I think the guy is an idiot for doing this.
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Postby chibiphonebooth » Fri May 13, 2005 5:51 am

You scare me sometimes.


oh i know.
i scare everyone.
its kinda like a hobby.

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Postby Uriah » Fri May 13, 2005 1:57 pm

O_o...
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Postby ZiP » Sun May 15, 2005 3:51 pm

What a disturbed young man.
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