Wierd new disease.
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haha great story, i think the address bar gave it away.
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Mr_Anderson - Posts: 702
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Umm, if they become Zombies, does it say if their intelligence is lowered so that they can only go "Uhhhhhhhh" ?
"Therefore, my dear friends, as you have always obeyed-not only in my presence, but now much more in my absence-continue to work out your salvation with fear and trembling, for it is God who works in you to will and to act according to his good purpose." Philippians 2:12-13 
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98% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2% who hasn't, copy & paste this in your signature.
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War determines not who is right, but who is left.
There is no such thing as good luck. There is only misfortune and its occasional absence.
Viking proverv:"Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn." MUAHAHAHA!:evil:
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Liger'smane - Posts: 69
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Shop smart. Shop S-Mart.
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Kaligraphic - Posts: 2002
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boomstick? Pwah! you don't have to reload swords...
And when it gets stuck in a bone? Good luck fighting its friends off with your hands. Research zombie fighting 101. If you have a shotgun, you will do fine. Now unless suddenly your a Hanzo or somthing...stick with the shotgun.
Edit>And don't ask, what happens if the gun jams etc. In zombie situations your gun seems to have infinite ammo(watch Evil dead) and never miss.
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Stephen - Posts: 7744
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Well, I have studdied Japanese swordsmanship some. And I'm a physician; I'm sure that I could figure the best way to work that puppy through the elastic modulus of decaying bone.
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Either that or get a flamethrower. Yes, a flamethrower, high pressured. I'd like to be able to toast them from 100ft. Yes, I know, flames take a long time to eat away at a zombie, but it's just a lot more fun that way.
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Either that or get a flamethrower. Yes, a flamethrower, high pressured. I'd like to be able to toast them from 100ft. Yes, I know, flames take a long time to eat away at a zombie, but it's just a lot more fun that way.
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Slater - Posts: 2671
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Well that raises the gas issue. (I am such a detail dork on this stuff) Now, unless there is an unknown gasoline rule like Shotgun ammo rule...that it seems to be infinite...then you would run low. I am telling you...get the shotgun Ash had at the end of Army Of Darkness...and you could survive for years.
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Stephen - Posts: 7744
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I have no idea...it actually looked more like a Rifle. Since it was a lever action. I am pretty sure Sam Raimi has never touched a real gun in his life. At least when he was making the Evil Dead movies. No recoil, no reloading. Just fire till the baddies stop. Other uses of the shotgun would appear in the video games resident evil. Another good zombie weapon is the chainsaw...also made famous in Army Of Darkness.
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Stephen - Posts: 7744
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frwl wrote:what kind of shotgun is that?
Yeah... Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up. See this? This.. is my BOOMSTICK! It's a twelve gauge double barreled Remington, S-Mart's top-of-the-line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop Smart. Shop S-Mart.
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Kaligraphic - Posts: 2002
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I don't mean to be a spoilsport, but I'll point out this thread is in General. It was a decent idea, and I think it deserves to be here, but perhaps we could save the zombie-killing discussion for another thread?
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