Cap'n Crack Does MTAC (Lots o' Pictures!!!)

Postby **Jasdero** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 6:27 pm

Yaoi paddles..? So... they get male cosplayers and paddle them....? I don't.. get it... XD;;;;

Postby **Cap'n Nick** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 6:54 pm

Man, this is like a bad horror movie. Everybody that has actually experienced yaoi paddles is too much of a wreck to talk about it, and all of us who haven't are left wondering what they're gibbering about.

Postby **AngelSakura** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 7:01 pm

Wow, that's the best analogy I've ever heard. From what I gather, yaoi fangirls hit you with the yaoi paddles and scream "YAOI!!" to be annoying and/or sway you to their cause. But I've never been to a con, so I wouldn't know.

Postby **desperado** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 7:05 pm

yeah and the final goal is making you make out with another guy surrounded by them while they scream and jump around and chear... saw it happen several times at the least con... its rather sickening

Postby **Cap'n Nick** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 7:07 pm

Oh my word! THAT's what yaoi paddles are for?! I...me...eep! Ack! Hebbidahebbidahebbidahebbida...

Postby **desperado** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 7:09 pm

thats there ultimate goal they try to pressure you into. there imeadiate goal is to be annoying/see how you react to mark you for later targeting/try to get there male lackies to go after you

Postby **Aka-chan** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 12:40 am

*hopes fervently that her Orochimaru costume will not attract yaoi fangirls* *thinks twice about chasing Sasukes around her next convention with a permanent marker for making curse seals*

I love that Miroku you went with, Cap'n Crack, though. XD He looks so funny! I would have loved to see his face after that unfortunate Shuichi encounter too...

Postby **Mr. SmartyPants** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 4:30 am

this is a yaoi paddle....

because the girl was holding one, i had to use my powers and magically disfigure EVERYONE IN THAT ROOM!!!!!!!!!

Postby **Locke** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 6:49 am

AX 03, lol very good year to go ^^.

I'll make sure to aviod em. But...will they dare hit Spike?

Postby **AngelSakura** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 4:17 pm

Wow, scary thought. Just steer clear of Jet/Vicious cosplayers and you should be fine.

Postby **Mr. SmartyPants** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 4:20 am

well 1 is scary

but imagine this

hundreds and thousands of these girls with yaoi paddles

running around everywhere screaming their heads off about how they LOOOVVVEEEE <insert male character here> in love with <insert other male character here>

it makes ya wanna go take their paddles and slap them around

Postby **Azier the Swordsman** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 10:09 am

AngelSakura wrote:Wow, that's the best analogy I've ever heard. From what I gather, yaoi fangirls hit you with the yaoi paddles and scream "YAOI!!" to be annoying and/or sway you to their cause. But I've never been to a con, so I wouldn't know.

lol

My reaction would probably be to make an escape for the time being.... and come back with an anti-yaoi paddle and let the carnage begin. :evil:

Postby **Ingemar** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 10:23 am

"Ingemar's Head?" Mr. Smarty Pants, I don't want to be involved in your lurid fantasies.

Postby **Debitt** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 11:53 am

AX 2005 is gonna be fun for me. Kantarou cosplay = yaoi paddle guarantee. I'm going to be getting a lot of excercise this year. Maybe I can try to exorcize anyone intruding upon my personal space?

Postby **Aka-chan** » Sat Apr 16, 2005 12:16 am

I'd say get a Haruka to eat them all, but they probably taste nastier than most oni, and even I wouldn't subject Haruka to a trial as horrid as that.

Postby **mechana2015** » Sat Apr 16, 2005 12:42 am

I get one wiff of one of those aimed at me at a con and its gonna be broked...or I could just get a perminant marker and put a anti sign over it.

Postby **Debitt** » Sat Apr 16, 2005 5:46 pm

Aka-chan wrote:I'd say get a Haruka to eat them all, but they probably taste nastier than most oni, and even I wouldn't subject Haruka to a trial as horrid as that.

Poor Haruka getes abused enough, methinks. x3; I think I'll give him a break this time around.

Postby **Joshua Christopher** » Sat Apr 16, 2005 11:00 pm

I do believe that these fangirls would be a bit too scared to attempt this act on a person such as myself, seeing as I would probably kill them.

Postby **mechana2015** » Sat Apr 16, 2005 11:50 pm

I tend to go go goth at the Cons...or not dress up...so any implication would = death (figuratively)... this gives me another good reason never to cosplay.

Postby **desperado** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 6:17 am

ill i have to say is im breaking the paddle if it is aimed at me (im cosplaying) at the next con

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