anything really, as long as it's supposed to be funny!
Just joking around!
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Just joking around!
Post jokes, gags, april fools stuff, etc.
anything really, as long as it's supposed to be funny!
anything really, as long as it's supposed to be funny!
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Chocobo777 - Posts: 142
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Life Found On Mars(AFNS):Scientists today have confirmed that they have discovered intelligent life on Mars.A radio signal was uncovered while a astronomer
named Jed I. D'Eot was eating his lunch of nachos and sushi during the afternoon
of Feb.30.
D'Eot immediately notified his superior Dr. Carla B. A. Meused.Dr. Meused's findings
in the matter indicated that the signal originated some fifty five hundred miles north
of the so called Grand Canal.
Using equipment borrowed from the H.A. Jet Black Memorial Labortaries Dr.
Meused and her team,including D'Eot and Professor I.Kotchanow were able to
delinate a tv signale from the noise.
In the press conference that followed Dr.Meused was qouted as saying:
"Well we did discover life on Mars I can't say it was very intelligent life.
After all they were watching reruns of the Home Shopping Network and
SD Gundam!"
named Jed I. D'Eot was eating his lunch of nachos and sushi during the afternoon
of Feb.30.
D'Eot immediately notified his superior Dr. Carla B. A. Meused.Dr. Meused's findings
in the matter indicated that the signal originated some fifty five hundred miles north
of the so called Grand Canal.
Using equipment borrowed from the H.A. Jet Black Memorial Labortaries Dr.
Meused and her team,including D'Eot and Professor I.Kotchanow were able to
delinate a tv signale from the noise.
In the press conference that followed Dr.Meused was qouted as saying:
"Well we did discover life on Mars I can't say it was very intelligent life.
After all they were watching reruns of the Home Shopping Network and
SD Gundam!"
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mitsuki lover - Posts: 8486
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Godly Paladin - Posts: 2016
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My little brother put a rubberband around the sink sprayer so it soaked my mom when she was gonna get water for her coffee that was just this morning
that was just this morning
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Kawaiikneko - Posts: 1404
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Godly Paladin - Posts: 2016
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And now, the worst Star Wars joke in the history of the Universe (not entirely an April's Fool joke, but it's pretty bad).
Darth Vader: Luke, Luke, I know what you are getting for your birthday.
Luke: That's not possible. How do would you know?
Darth Vader: I have felt your presents!!!
Darth Vader: Luke, Luke, I know what you are getting for your birthday.
Luke: That's not possible. How do would you know?
Darth Vader: I have felt your presents!!!
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bigsleepj - Posts: 3432
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Kawaiikneko - Posts: 1404
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There are no words or emoticons to describe the utter stupidity AND ABSOLUTE HILARITY of that statement.
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Godly Paladin - Posts: 2016
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Godly Paladin - Posts: 2016
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Now that darth vader joke is bad really bad.
Absence is to love as wind is to a flame. It extinguishes the little, it ignites the great.
Life is a test. It is only a test. Had this been real life you would have have been instructed where to go and what to do.
When i argue with reality I lose.....But only 100% of the time.
Once you've decided on a course of action, only you can finish it. As long as you remember that, there's nothing you can't accomplish.
Life is a test. It is only a test. Had this been real life you would have have been instructed where to go and what to do.
When i argue with reality I lose.....But only 100% of the time.
Once you've decided on a course of action, only you can finish it. As long as you remember that, there's nothing you can't accomplish.
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Kura Ookami - Posts: 766
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Well, just the other day in the Mpumalanga Province here in South Africa they found a man beaten to death in a rice-field. The South African Police Service in the area said that the poor man was beaten to death with a small porcelain ornament and that it was possibly related to a local mob. It is South Africa's first case of a Knick-Knack-Paddy-Wack.
Unwise Toasting Sermon
The Sweet Smell of CAA
The Avatar Christian Ronin designed for me
An Avatar KhakiBlue gave to me
The avatar Termyt made for me
Current Avatar by SirThinks2much - thank you very much!
:)
The Sweet Smell of CAA
The Avatar Christian Ronin designed for me
An Avatar KhakiBlue gave to me
The avatar Termyt made for me
KhakiBlueSocks wrote:"I'm going to make you a prayer request you can't refuse..." Cue the violins.
Current Avatar by SirThinks2much - thank you very much!
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bigsleepj - Posts: 3432
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Godly Paladin - Posts: 2016
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Man, you rock with smilies!
All hail the smiley king!!!
EDIT: Am I going crazy or did my post count just drop? *goes paranoid* Reveal yourself, invisible mod!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
In retrospect, I'm being pretty stupid today on CAA...usually I ain't this weird. I guess I can cut myself some slack for one day.
All hail the smiley king!!!
EDIT: Am I going crazy or did my post count just drop? *goes paranoid* Reveal yourself, invisible mod!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
In retrospect, I'm being pretty stupid today on CAA...usually I ain't this weird. I guess I can cut myself some slack for one day.
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Godly Paladin - Posts: 2016
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Well, none of these jokes are nearly as bad as what my bible teacher tells.. but he's hilarious because he knows the jokes are horrible and he just goes ON and ON.... lol think major puns...
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Kawaiikneko - Posts: 1404
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Godly Paladin - Posts: 2016
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http://bull.dumpshock.com/humor/25anime.html
I initially read this on Old Phil's humor site; I got a series of good laughs from this one.
I initially read this on Old Phil's humor site; I got a series of good laughs from this one.
[color="Red"]As a man thinks in his heart, so is he. - Proverbs 23:7[/color]
The Sundries
Robin: "If we close our eyes, we can't see anything."
Batman: "A sound observation, Robin."
The Sundries
Robin: "If we close our eyes, we can't see anything."
Batman: "A sound observation, Robin."
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Doubleshadow - Posts: 2102
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Wow.
That article makes me feel stupid for liking anime...kind of. But really, though, all of it's true.
That article makes me feel stupid for liking anime...kind of. But really, though, all of it's true.
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Godly Paladin - Posts: 2016
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Godly Paladin wrote:Man, you rock with smilies!
All hail the smiley king!!!
EDIT: Am I going crazy or did my post count just drop? *goes paranoid* Reveal yourself, invisible mod!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
In retrospect, I'm being pretty stupid today on CAA...usually I ain't this weird. I guess I can cut myself some slack for one day.
I havent been keeping track of your post count so i wouldnt be able to tell you. All hail the smiley king syooran!!
Absence is to love as wind is to a flame. It extinguishes the little, it ignites the great.
Life is a test. It is only a test. Had this been real life you would have have been instructed where to go and what to do.
When i argue with reality I lose.....But only 100% of the time.
Once you've decided on a course of action, only you can finish it. As long as you remember that, there's nothing you can't accomplish.
Life is a test. It is only a test. Had this been real life you would have have been instructed where to go and what to do.
When i argue with reality I lose.....But only 100% of the time.
Once you've decided on a course of action, only you can finish it. As long as you remember that, there's nothing you can't accomplish.
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Kura Ookami - Posts: 766
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Godly Paladin - Posts: 2016
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I am the smiley King!
It is, it is, a wonderful thing,
To be the smiley King!
It is, it is, IT IS!!!
From the Pirates of Penzance. [sic, and I don't care!]
It is, it is, a wonderful thing,
To be the smiley King!
It is, it is, IT IS!!!
From the Pirates of Penzance. [sic, and I don't care!]
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Godly Paladin - Posts: 2016
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Godly Paladin - Posts: 2016
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Kawaiikneko - Posts: 1404
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