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Postby glitch1501 » Thu Feb 17, 2005 6:37 pm

i found this today

http://www.microsoft.com/athome/security/children/kidtalk.mspx

its a guide made by microsoft to teach parents "internet slang" commonly refered to as l337 speak.

i found it hilarious that someone at microsoft is l337!

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Postby shooraijin » Thu Feb 17, 2005 8:24 pm

Man, all the fun just went out of -that-.
"you're a doctor.... and 27 years.... so...doctor + 27 years = HATORI SOHMA" - RoyalWing, when I was 27
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Postby Debitt » Thu Feb 17, 2005 8:32 pm

:lol: Wow...they actually tried to make sense out of 1337. xD; that's pretty funny. *uses 'pwn' all the time*
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Postby shooraijin » Thu Feb 17, 2005 8:34 pm

I clicked on No to say it wasn't useful (heh heh heh), and it gave me a Technical Error! :shady:
"you're a doctor.... and 27 years.... so...doctor + 27 years = HATORI SOHMA" - RoyalWing, when I was 27
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Postby Mr. SmartyPants » Thu Feb 17, 2005 8:38 pm

ROFL! PWN for an ILLEGAL activity? Im laughing my lungs out now!

shooraijin wrote:I clicked on No to say it wasn't useful (heh heh heh), and it gave me a Technical Error!


good ol microsoft eh?
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Postby Debitt » Thu Feb 17, 2005 8:40 pm

shooraijin wrote:I clicked on No to say it wasn't useful (heh heh heh), and it gave me a Technical Error! :shady:

:lol: Kinda like how my brother had trouble accessing mozilla.org through IE?
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Postby Sync » Thu Feb 17, 2005 9:09 pm

Oh Bill, please stop trying to be hip.. you just cant be.
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Postby Locke » Thu Feb 17, 2005 9:22 pm

"d00d": Replaces the greeting or addressing someone as a "dude."


Apocalypse is 3.2.1


THIS is just plain sweet on tjeir behalf though =DD

Seem M$ doesnt want people whining too !
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Postby indyrocker » Thu Feb 17, 2005 9:32 pm

h4h4h4h4h4h4 /\/\u57 ph34r z3 /\/\4d 5ki11z

haha ok that was just funny but it makes me cry that they put that up I meen come on any real haker would not brodcast his activitys to any one online.
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Postby Sync » Thu Feb 17, 2005 9:36 pm

"griefer?" I have actually never heard that term before.
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Postby Fsiphskilm » Thu Feb 17, 2005 10:02 pm

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Postby glitch1501 » Fri Feb 18, 2005 3:43 am

Locke wrote:Apocalypse is 3.2.1


THIS is just plain sweet on tjeir behalf though =DD

Seem M$ doesnt want people whining too !


lol that is funny, though i think they make griefer out to be more evil than it really is, its just more of annoying, though fun to do sometimes


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Postby glitch1501 » Fri Feb 18, 2005 3:48 am

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He wants them to learn to walk and must therefore take away His hand; and if only the will to walk is really there, He is pleased even with their stumbles.

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Healing hands of God have mercy on our unclean souls
once again. Jesus Christ, Light of the World, burning
bright within our hearts forever. Freedom means love
without condition, without beginning or an end. Here's
my heart, let it be forever Yours, only You can make
every new day seem so new.
Every New Day - On Distant Shores - Five Iron Frenzy

Nail pierced hands they run with blood
A splitting brow forced by the thorns
His face is writhing with the pain yet it's comforting to me
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Postby Kaligraphic » Fri Feb 18, 2005 5:54 pm

I've read the article before, but I couldn't leave them a note. I was going to tell them:
\/\/0\/\/ /\/\$ 5i t3|-| |_||\||_337! i P\/\/|\| _|00 |_4/\/\3|2Z!


...And from Kali's griefer faq:
Q: How should I deal with griefers?
A: Ingame, kill the griefer, stand over the corpse, and say "u suck".
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Postby Locke » Sat Feb 19, 2005 11:11 am

ROFL Kali!

They totally blowed the whole online bully thing outa proportion. they make it seem that their kids will develope low self-esteem from gettin pwnd all the time...

Kinda like dodgball. So I still dont get it.
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Postby Fsiphskilm » Sun Feb 20, 2005 12:17 am

very few p
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Postby JediSonic » Mon Feb 21, 2005 8:08 am

I found out what MS Narrator was the week I got windows XP... but its SO ANNOYING I couldnt experiment with it for mre than 2 minutes!

\/\/0\/\/ /\/\$ 5i t3|-| |_||\||_337! i P\/\/|\| _|00 |_4/\/\3|2Z!

That's great!

This whole thing about greifer protection cracks me up! GAH! A serial greifer! R|_||\| FR0 j00r |_1\/35!11!one!
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Postby Fsiphskilm » Mon Feb 21, 2005 11:27 am

why not? i
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Postby Kaligraphic » Mon Feb 21, 2005 1:41 pm

You can't use MS Narrator like that! You're serial griefing people with other operating systems! And talk about excluding those without computers! Thou... thou... GRIEFER!!!
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Postby glitch1501 » Mon Feb 21, 2005 4:02 pm

i used to use narrator back in my 98 days, anyone remmber merlin?

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He wants them to learn to walk and must therefore take away His hand; and if only the will to walk is really there, He is pleased even with their stumbles.

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Healing hands of God have mercy on our unclean souls
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my heart, let it be forever Yours, only You can make
every new day seem so new.
Every New Day - On Distant Shores - Five Iron Frenzy

Nail pierced hands they run with blood
A splitting brow forced by the thorns
His face is writhing with the pain yet it's comforting to me
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Postby Fsiphskilm » Mon Feb 21, 2005 11:10 pm

ahhh y
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Postby glitch1501 » Tue Feb 22, 2005 3:42 am

merlin was a little desktop mate, kind of like clippy in office, but he would talk and stuff using the narrator voice

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He wants them to learn to walk and must therefore take away His hand; and if only the will to walk is really there, He is pleased even with their stumbles.

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Healing hands of God have mercy on our unclean souls
once again. Jesus Christ, Light of the World, burning
bright within our hearts forever. Freedom means love
without condition, without beginning or an end. Here's
my heart, let it be forever Yours, only You can make
every new day seem so new.
Every New Day - On Distant Shores - Five Iron Frenzy

Nail pierced hands they run with blood
A splitting brow forced by the thorns
His face is writhing with the pain yet it's comforting to me
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Postby Godly Paladin » Thu Feb 24, 2005 1:38 pm

Does anyone else hate l337sp33k? It's reeeealy annoying.
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