America's Funniest? Videos
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Australia's Funniest Home Video show is rated PG, if that. Its not offensive, just crap humor. I find it offensive that it can be passed off a comedy even though its not funny.
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Warrior 4 Jesus - Posts: 4844
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- Location: The driest continent that isn't Antarctica.
AFV has adopted the "Groin hit= funny" Philosophy...
I don't know how much that hurts. But however much it does, that joke got old FAST.
And the pinata groin-hits. Bo-o-o-ring.
There is one memoriable video. Actually, two. There was the little girl (about seven) singing while looking in the mirror and stuffing those plastic ball-pit balls into her shirt...
And then the kid with the braunswagger (sp?) who thought it was poop...he was looking up into the camera and crying and going "Poop! Poop.......POOP....pooooooooooooop....POOOOOOOOOOP!!!!! 
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Those were the funniest ones I've seen yet. The show CAN be funny, you know...Heart of Sword's Rhapsody
Money, get away
Get a good job with good pay and you're okay
And all and all you're just another brick in the wall
Shoutin’ in the street gonna take on the world some day
But Bismallah will not let me go
Because I'll see you on the dark side of the moon
Tommy used to work on the docks
Union's been on strike
Bright eyes burning like fire
And exposing every weakness
However carefully hidden by the kids
Who will love a little Sparrow
Who's traveled far and cries for rest
Spare him his life from this monstrosity
I've seen a million faces and I've rocked them all
And if the band youre in starts playing different tunes
We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you!
[Pink Floyd fan listening to Queen and hugging trees which is also known as taking care of God's creation with a pair of headphones on listening to Nightwish as loud as possible while writing a novel on a computer in the middle of a field filled with Wolves.]
[Bassist...finally learning Money]
Money, get away
Get a good job with good pay and you're okay
And all and all you're just another brick in the wall
Shoutin’ in the street gonna take on the world some day
But Bismallah will not let me go
Because I'll see you on the dark side of the moon
Tommy used to work on the docks
Union's been on strike
Bright eyes burning like fire
And exposing every weakness
However carefully hidden by the kids
Who will love a little Sparrow
Who's traveled far and cries for rest
Spare him his life from this monstrosity
I've seen a million faces and I've rocked them all
And if the band youre in starts playing different tunes
We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you!
[Pink Floyd fan listening to Queen and hugging trees which is also known as taking care of God's creation with a pair of headphones on listening to Nightwish as loud as possible while writing a novel on a computer in the middle of a field filled with Wolves.]
[Bassist...finally learning Money]
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Heart of Sword - Posts: 2201
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- Location: A Greener Pasture
Actually one of the funniest videos I've ever seen was when this 4 year old little brunette girl comes running in the house "Daddy daddy come quick! It's a nake (snake)!"
So the dad runs out with the camera, and he sees nothing.
Dad> "Where sweetheart?"
Girl> "See! Right there! Nake, NAKE!" (she squeals and points to the garden hose )
Unfortunately my parents said I did the same thing.
So the dad runs out with the camera, and he sees nothing.
Dad> "Where sweetheart?"
Girl> "See! Right there! Nake, NAKE!" (she squeals and points to the garden hose
)
Unfortunately my parents said I did the same thing.
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Ashley - Posts: 7364
- Joined: Mon May 26, 2003 10:00 am
- Location: Fort Worth, Texas
Ashley wrote:Actually one of the funniest videos I've ever seen was when this 4 year old little brunette girl comes running in the house "Daddy daddy come quick! It's a nake (snake)!"
So the dad runs out with the camera, and he sees nothing.
Dad> "Where sweetheart?"
Girl> "See! Right there! Nake, NAKE!" (she squeals and points to the garden hose
Unfortunately my parents said I did the same thing.
Now thats just plain cute...but nothing is cute about a guy standing. on a see saw and the see saw getting pushed on one side and that side hitting the guy in the groan. Or some stupid idiot trying to kiss a goose an dgetting his nose bitten
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Hitokiri - Posts: 3475
- Joined: Tue Jan 27, 2004 12:00 pm
- Location: Yatsushiro-shi, Kumamoto-ken
Uriah wrote: AFV has adopted the "Groin hit= funny" Philosophy...
Heart of Sword wrote: I don't know how much that hurts. But however much it does, that joke got old FAST.
You get sort of the same feeling as being punched in the stomach, but instead in both your stomach and crotch. Basicly, a crippling pain that makes you want to vomit immensly... It's not really that funny..
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Uriah - Posts: 412
- Joined: Tue Feb 03, 2004 8:13 pm
- Location: Tieton, WA
Oh my. o_O (I wonder how you know?? Poor Uriah!!!)
Heart of Sword's Rhapsody
Money, get away
Get a good job with good pay and you're okay
And all and all you're just another brick in the wall
Shoutin’ in the street gonna take on the world some day
But Bismallah will not let me go
Because I'll see you on the dark side of the moon
Tommy used to work on the docks
Union's been on strike
Bright eyes burning like fire
And exposing every weakness
However carefully hidden by the kids
Who will love a little Sparrow
Who's traveled far and cries for rest
Spare him his life from this monstrosity
I've seen a million faces and I've rocked them all
And if the band youre in starts playing different tunes
We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you!
[Pink Floyd fan listening to Queen and hugging trees which is also known as taking care of God's creation with a pair of headphones on listening to Nightwish as loud as possible while writing a novel on a computer in the middle of a field filled with Wolves.]
[Bassist...finally learning Money]
Money, get away
Get a good job with good pay and you're okay
And all and all you're just another brick in the wall
Shoutin’ in the street gonna take on the world some day
But Bismallah will not let me go
Because I'll see you on the dark side of the moon
Tommy used to work on the docks
Union's been on strike
Bright eyes burning like fire
And exposing every weakness
However carefully hidden by the kids
Who will love a little Sparrow
Who's traveled far and cries for rest
Spare him his life from this monstrosity
I've seen a million faces and I've rocked them all
And if the band youre in starts playing different tunes
We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you!
[Pink Floyd fan listening to Queen and hugging trees which is also known as taking care of God's creation with a pair of headphones on listening to Nightwish as loud as possible while writing a novel on a computer in the middle of a field filled with Wolves.]
[Bassist...finally learning Money]
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Heart of Sword - Posts: 2201
- Joined: Mon Apr 26, 2004 5:01 pm
- Location: A Greener Pasture
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