You may be a CAA Addict if....

[Zarn Ishtare]

YOU MIGHT BE A CAA ADDICT IF....

1. You consider Ingemar a Classic Author, and Days of Our Lives a Classic Novel.
2. You Celebrate CAA Founding day, Ashley Clone Wednesday, and Moderator Apreciation day as holidays, and wonder why no one else does.
3. You've ever seriously considered (or in some peoples case, have) Proposing to Ashley, Gypsy, or Straylight(hey, I know a few straylight groupies have his posters on the wall) and written a long, flowery speech and or planned the wedding.
4. You've EVER Thought about Ashley as a possible canidate for president, or tried to start a CAA goverment Party.
5. You've ever thought of Shatterheart and Ashley as a good, if impossible, couple.
6. You wonder why Shatterheart likes Raw meat...and when someone tells you, you don't scream and run in horror.
7. You have an insane love of the word OSAKA, and repeat it and giggle to yourself.
8. You hated J-Rock till you met Inky, then started loving it.
9. You've ever thought of Gypsy and Shoor as the ultimate power couple.
10. You've ever tried to make Ingemar a saint in the catholic church, then realized that he has to be dead before that can happen.


AND FINALLY, YOUR A CAA ADDICT IF YOUR READING THIS TOPIC WHEN YOU SHOULD BE:
A. SLEEPING
B. EATING
C. BREATHING.

[mechana2015]

Hi everyone my names mechana and im an addict...

[inkhana]

8. You hated J-Rock till you met Inky, then started loving it.

That soooo should have been Shiroi...haha Good one, Zarn...XD

[Gypsy]

AND FINALLY, YOUR A CAA ADDICT IF YOUR READING THIS TOPIC WHEN YOU SHOULD BE:
A. SLEEPING

Guilty as charged. ^^

[shooraijin]

I should be doing C, but instead I'm posting on this thra4 y79p

[Debitt]

^o^/ CAA > Sleep! YAAAAAAAAY!

[mechana2015]

Some doctor you are... forgetting to breathe like that. CPR!

Hmm...

Your goof off thread post count is greater than your actual post count.

[soul alive]

*raises hand* guilty of being on CAA instead of sleeping, as well as another option - serious homework that i should be doing...

[true_noir_chloe]

You know you're an addict when:

You make a goof off topic thread in the general section to get your post count up. ^__^

Oh yes, and Shihi is the J-rock addict, and I should be doing both A and C - good night *inhales*

[SereneDolphin]

Guilty of doing A for the past week, and I'm a newbie. . .

Which is why I don't qualify for the other qualifictations. . .

I guess I could be doing homework. . .

This forum's turning me into a slacker. . .

And I love it!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ingemar]

YOU MIGHT BE A CAA ADDICT IF....

1. You consider Ingemar a Classic Author, and Days of Our Lives a Classic Novel.

Hmmm... well... I can tell you that Days of Our Lives is neither a novel nor something I created (nor something I for which I will take credit)

2. You Celebrate CAA Founding day, Ashley Clone Wednesday, and Moderator Apreciation day as holidays, and wonder why no one else does.

Though *I* was the one who started the Ashley Clone craze (the Wednesday part was a later development, I think, of TNChloe's.

3. You've ever seriously considered (or in some peoples case, have) Proposing to Ashley, Gypsy, or Straylight(hey, I know a few straylight groupies have his posters on the wall) and written a long, flowery speech and or planned the wedding.

v_v.
Well, I was also the one that invented that crazy "Straylight is my favourite member" thread. Notice that the fourth word of the clause in quotation is in the proper English spelling.

4. You've EVER Thought about Ashley as a possible canidate for president, or tried to start a CAA goverment Party.

I would only support such a thing as long as they promised not to expand the federal government. With a British webmaster on the helm, I don't think that's likely [/Libertarian mode off]*dodges projectiles*

5. You've ever thought of Shatterheart and Ashley as a good, if impossible, couple.

Oh come on, even a blind deaf puppy could see this. And it's not as impossible as you think....

6. You wonder why Shatterheart likes Raw meat...and when someone tells you, you don't scream and run in horror.

Very little makes me scream and run in horror.

7. You have an insane love of the word OSAKA, and repeat it and giggle to yourself.

My insane love is for the word/name SABURO, and I repeatedly uttered it laughingly, at the expense of poor old Hidetora.

8. You hated J-Rock till you met Inky, then started loving it.

I still find it distasteful, though to be fair, Inkhana had nothing to do with it.

9. You've ever thought of Gypsy and Shoor as the ultimate power couple.

You know how I said very little makes me scream and run in horror? *screams and runs in horror*

10. You've ever tried to make Ingemar a saint in the catholic church, then realized that he has to be dead before that can happen.

Who says I'm not dead already? I have a lab report due on Thursday (but I got a lot done today, YESSSSS!) Furthermore, I'm not a Catholic, despite my previous handle, "St. Peter." Even furthermore, theologically, the Catholic Church believes all Christians dead or alive are indeed saints. I believe the Orthodox Church shares this view.

AND FINALLY, YOUR A CAA ADDICT IF YOUR READING THIS TOPIC WHEN YOU SHOULD BE:
A. SLEEPING
B. EATING
C. BREATHING.

*simultaneously dies of starvation, asphyxiation, and sleep deprivation.*

[SilverFang]

what is this sleeping you talk about?

home work......

breathing?

these words... what do they mean?

LOL

I love the CAA I will never leave!

[c.t.,girl]

*o*/ {i don't sleep! MUST. BE. ON. CAA! I WON'T ADMIT IT! I'M NOT ADDICTED! I CAN STOP ANY TIME!)

[Cap'n Nick]

Well, I was also the one that invented that crazy "Straylight is my favourite member" thread. Notice that the fourth word of the clause in quotation is in the proper English spelling.

British spelling! It burns! IT BUUUUUUURNS!

DISCLAIMER: Cap'n Crack's irrational hatred of British spelling is the result of deep-rooted psychological trauma inflicted with specially modified ropes of hickory-smoked sausage and does not reflect any animosity towards the nation of Great Britain nor the use of British spelling by actual Britons.

7. You have an insane love of the word OSAKA, and repeat it and giggle to yourself.

Or, you type it as " 'saka" with an apostrophe because "Osaka" is too long even though all this saves you is one trip to the shift key. It sure is fun to say, though. 'Saka! 'Saka...'Saka Khan! Heheh, oops! Oh, speaking of which, you know you're a CAA addict when you refer to making a joke and then lamenting that no one will pick up on your obscure pop culture reference as "pulling a kaemmerite."

[Gypsy]

Oh, speaking of which, you know you're a CAA addict when you refer to making a joke and then lamenting that no one will pick up on your obscure pop culture reference as "pulling a kaemmerite."

But it's ok, because we understand.

[Nate]

Oh, speaking of which, you know you're a CAA addict when you refer to making a joke and then lamenting that no one will pick up on your obscure pop culture reference as "pulling a kaemmerite."

Heh...I'm honored. ^^] 5. You've ever thought of Shatterheart and Ashley as a good, if impossible, couple.[/QUOTE]
<.< >.>

Er...yes. Though, I'm not sure about the impossible part...

And now, to live up to my reputation, I leave you with this:

Peter: Hey, is the Count a Vampire?
Brian: What's that?
Peter: Well he's got these big fangs. Have they ever shown him doin' somebody in and then feedin' on em?
Brian: You're, you're asking me if they've ever done a Seseme Street in which the Count kills somebody and then sucks their blood for sustenance
Peter: Yeah.
Brian: No, they've never done that.

[Mave]

LOL nice list Zarn! (I haven't seen you around for a while now ^_^)

You're a CAA addict if:

1) http://www.christiananime.net is the default page of your browser
2) you have nothing left to do if CAA is down <.< >.>
3) you get super frustrated with error signs while cruising around in CAA
4) you know more about CAA members than your offline friends or family members
5) you read the Annual CAA Tournament thread/Days in the Life and get every SINGLE joke/reference (or maybe you've been on CAA long enough teehee)

[ShiroiHikari]

I am guilty of 1, 2, and 3, Mave

Hmmm... well... I can tell you that Days of Our Lives is neither a novel nor something I created (nor something I for which I will take credit)

hahahahahahaha. I think I'm the only one to get this so far.

[c.t.,girl]

hehe. ^^ at school i really do say and quote kae on it, "i'm out like a deaf kid playin' musical chairs!" XD ...my friends laugh...one of my caa/school friends just rolls her eyes at me. ^^ she knows i'm...I'M NOT ADDICTED!!!! *o*/

[Mr. SmartyPants]

5. You've ever thought of Shatterheart and Ashley as a good, if impossible, couple.

now that you mention it. It does sound pretty nice

at first, I thought they were siblings

[Kisa]

LOL these are hilarious.....

[Syaoran]

ack........can't........breathe.....I need.........C...........P...........R......................mouth to mouth resepitation. eeeeeuuuwwwww that is grose

[Kenshin17]

1) http://www.christiananime.net is the default page of your browser

Guilty as charged. I got sick of having to click the bookmark

2) you have nothing left to do if CAA is down <.< >.>

One can only look at Gundam Plus so long...

3) you get super frustrated with error signs while cruising around in CAA

The understament of the year...

[Gypsy]

3) you get super frustrated with error signs while cruising around in CAA

Heh, try chasing down trolls with the site crashing around you ... "frustrated" isn't even the word.

[bigsleepj]

AND FINALLY, YOUR A CAA ADDICT IF YOUR READING THIS TOPIC WHEN YOU SHOULD BE:
A. SLEEPING
B. EATING
C. BREATHING.

You should have added "working" as in my case.

[Kai Nobuyuki]

Oh I'm so guilty...well not about the marriage and stuff ^^;; but I am a CAA Addict...I almost shot myself (not literally of course that's just not cool) when I realized how long it had been since I've been here. But yeah I should be taking my science test right now ah the joys of being homeschooled ^^;;

[Kai Nobuyuki]

Oh evil double posting -.-

[true_noir_chloe]

Heh, try chasing down trolls with the site crashing around you ... "frustrated" isn't even the word.

My mental picture of this in movie form:

Gypsy stands amidst a crumbling city, walls tumbling all around, the floor weakening beneath feet.

Poor little CAA addict in the middle of the room: Trolls, Gypsy, Masteress of the Universe, HELP!

Gypsy, donning her Iria super slick outfit and a giant bazooka slung over her shoulder: BLAST YOU TROLLS! I shall fight you with my last brea..........

Ah well, something like that. ^__^;;

CAA'rs are hush, murmurings all around: What happened? Did she make it? For the love of all that is a fuzzy... Gypsy, did you get the troll?

Me: (-__-)\ oy vey, CAA is down again

[Gypsy]

*Puts iced tea back down* You almost got two for two, there, chloe. For the love of all things fuzzy ... ^^

[Ingemar]

ANOTHER THING I INSPIRED! "Masteress of the Universe" Gypsy is a direct allusion to DITLOCAA (not "Days of Our Lives", as Zarn says -_- ). However, the original version is something like Unquestioned Lady and Master of the Universe.

Or something like that.

"You may be a CAA Addict if you're growing weary of Ingemar frequently pointing our faulty allusions to himself or his works."