met Ashley before i joined at oni-con
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?" "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet. You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times." It was all true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach. He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.
Volt wrote:And then Ashley and Oldphil jumped into the Barbie Cruiser and ran over the troll. "grrrrrr....." "why you baninate me!!!!" yelled the troll in agony as he was forever banned from Malibu Mansion.
inkhana and gypsy where on the balcony making hotdogs, and Shatterheart was out rolling Kelly down a hill of jagged but happy rocks.
Then without warning, Naked Ken showed up at the front door. Opening the door lightbringer yelled "ahhhh PORN troll!!!", quick get the cow brander
*volt pulls out sodding iron and places into UC doll's hands*
"Get him!!!" yells UC
-OWNED-
"There's more!" yelled UC, a group of savage Naked Kens, stumbled like Zombies over to the door. but UC and lightbringer shut it in time. Just above the front door, on the second floor of Malibu Mansion, Gypse and Inkhana were ready to dump "slo-mo #5" onto the Porn Trolls below.
*volt pulls out glue-gun and places into Inkhana & Gypsy doll's hands*
"take this!!!!" yells the two admin!
the group of savage naked ken porn trolls melted with agony as they were also forever baninated from Malibu mansion. But that didn't stop lumberjack shatterheart from having a bit of fun with the trolls who are now stuck in perminant slo-mo for all eternity, as shatterheart plays niptuck and does some re-arranging.
EWWW bloody everywhere!
*volt squezzes ketchup packets*
*makes sound of chainsaw*
come my child, come. There is much building to be done.
Jeikobu wrote:The only people I know that are registered here are my siblings, which never post anymore. But I would like to meet alot of people here. Maybe if someone's in or near Colorado...
Volt wrote:but yes, no doubt about it. If i could only get ahold of someone from CAA... just for second, just enough to get a good sniff of their scent, i could track em down after that. And then we shall be freinds forever, regardless of mutual consent...whatever that means.
Volt wrote:And then Ashley and Oldphil jumped into the Barbie Cruiser and ran over the troll. "grrrrrr....." "why you baninate me!!!!" yelled the troll in agony as he was forever banned from Malibu Mansion.
inkhana and gypsy where on the balcony making hotdogs, and Shatterheart was out rolling Kelly down a hill of jagged but happy rocks.
Then without warning, Naked Ken showed up at the front door. Opening the door lightbringer yelled "ahhhh PORN troll!!!", quick get the cow brander
*volt pulls out sodding iron and places into UC doll's hands*
"Get him!!!" yells UC
-OWNED-
"There's more!" yelled UC, a group of savage Naked Kens, stumbled like Zombies over to the door. but UC and lightbringer shut it in time. Just above the front door, on the second floor of Malibu Mansion, Gypse and Inkhana were ready to dump "slo-mo #5" onto the Porn Trolls below.
*volt pulls out glue-gun and places into Inkhana & Gypsy doll's hands*
"take this!!!!" yells the two admin!
the group of savage naked ken porn trolls melted with agony as they were also forever baninated from Malibu mansion. But that didn't stop lumberjack shatterheart from having a bit of fun with the trolls who are now stuck in perminant slo-mo for all eternity, as shatterheart plays niptuck and does some re-arranging.
EWWW bloody everywhere!
*volt squezzes ketchup packets*
*makes sound of chainsaw*
come my child, come. There is much building to be done.
I'm going to Alive on the 24th~! *highfives*Hitokiri wrote:If anyone is intrested to meet me
I'm proably going to Alive Festival in Ohio and Cornerstone Festival in Illinois.
Heart of Sword wrote:Yeah I've met Oro!Girl7 and YoukoKuramaFan. It was funny how I met Orogirl...I was gawking over a Rurouni Kenshin picture at a church thing and she was like, "Hey, is that Kenshin? Cool!" We spent all night (I did at least ) babbling about Kenshin...
That Dude wrote:CreatureArt is one of my home-waffles though we haven't met personally.
Jeikobu wrote:The only people I know that are registered here are my siblings, which never post anymore. But I would like to meet alot of people here. Maybe if someone's in or near Colorado...
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