Postby Ingemar » Sat Dec 25, 2004 12:44 pm
Well, since Doc Shooby Holiday won't answer, I'll try my hand.
*puts Dave Barry cap on*
Nosebleeds occur whenever there errupts a dispute between the Labor nose cells and Management nose cells. When Labor feels screwed over (ie, not enough moisture, vacation or healthcare benefits), they go into a revolt and under the leadership of the VI Lenin of the Nose, they start a bloody revolution and slaughter the Management in the streets (or in this case, the nosehairs, your nose lacking asphalt and all that). No, in case you were wondering, that blood is not the blood of the management. After the victory, the Labor gets drunk with giddy excitement and celebrate with red vodka (red being the color of the People (tm)). But Nose Labor can't stomach their alcohol very well, so they vomit en masse all their vodka together. And that's why you have nosebleeds.
Job 7:16
I loathe my life; I would not live forever. Let me alone, for my days are but a breath.