On the First Day of Christmas Tolkein gave to me.

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On the First Day of Christmas Tolkein gave to me.

Postby Hitokiri » Tue Nov 30, 2004 9:15 am

I'm trying to create a parody of the classic Christmas song "12 Days of Christmas" (is that the name). The song where it goes "On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me..."

Well, I'm trying to create a Lord of the Rings parody (movie or book style) of it. I have some of days down but I eed help with some others.

So far this is what I have:

"On the first day of Christmas Tolkein gave to me
(and) One Ring to rule them all
Two trees of Valinor
Three Elvish rings
4.
5.
6.
Seven Sons of Feanor
8.
Nine evil Nazgul
10.
11.
12.

I tried doing this last year but I got stuck. anyone want to help?
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Postby Souba » Thu Dec 09, 2004 4:21 pm

Hitokiri wrote:I'm trying to create a parody of the classic Christmas song "12 Days of Christmas" (is that the name). The song where it goes "On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me..."

Well, I'm trying to create a Lord of the Rings parody (movie or book style) of it. I have some of days down but I eed help with some others.

So far this is what I have:

"On the first day of Christmas Tolkein gave to me
(and) One Ring to rule them all
Two trees of Valinor
Three Elvish rings
4.
5.
6.
Seven Sons of Feanor
8.
Nine evil Nazgul
10.
11.
12.

I tried doing this last year but I got stuck. anyone want to help?


Umm, how about 4 brave hobbits? :)
All I can think of for now.
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Postby glitch1501 » Thu Dec 09, 2004 6:55 pm

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Postby Ssjjvash » Fri Dec 10, 2004 3:29 pm

you could add orcs in there somewhere. i guess.
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Postby antefurem » Sat Dec 11, 2004 7:16 pm

Five po-tay-toes~!

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Postby ClosetOtaku » Sun Dec 12, 2004 12:31 am

May I make a suggestion? Rather than "Three Elvish Rings", which of course repeats the word "Ring" found in Day One... why not Three Silmarils? They, of course, are the center of the story of much of the First Age, and I see you mention Valinor and Feanor, so I assume you're not limiting yourself to the Third Age... of course, "Three Elvish Rings" sounds a lot like "Five Gold Rings", so I understand the desire to keep it, but composition wise, it seems a little more consistent...

Am working on some of the other numbers... far more difficult than it first appeared...
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Postby FadedOne » Sun Dec 12, 2004 7:32 am

lol i've nothing to add, but keep it up. it's a lovely idea! :)
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Postby sanitysux13 » Sun Dec 12, 2004 12:31 pm

How about 5 wizards? No offense to the po-tay-toes, but we could use them anywhere.
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