In 10 years from now.....

[Mave]

I'm not good at writing humorous stuff so please feel free to throw tomatoes at me (fresh ones only pls).

In 10 years from now,

Shatterheart, UC, Lightbringer, OldPhil, Straylight and Shooby will form a boy...ehh all-male music band called The Redeeemed Otakus. All their songs range from heavy metal to dance music, but will feature a trademark base tone, which consist of the growling sound of a chainsaw. Inky, Shiroi and any CAA members who can tell the difference between a guitar and a drum, provide the music support, while the guys do their thing.

They all dance in unison, wearing black fluffy kilts as decided by Ashley, their beautiful and commanding manager who vehemently forbids any form of lipsyncing ("Bah, we have higher standards!") Their songs will include, “We pwns y’all,â€

[c.t.,girl]

do me! *gives puppy dog eyes to anyone reading this* ppppweeeeeease?

[c-girl]

>^^< In 10 years Me and C-friend will still be friends. And we will still be anime and CAA geeks. >^.^< Tee-hee!

C.t.,girl: In ten yeas she will still be in the Insomniac Club, staying up till 3:00 on CAA. >^.^<

[c.t.,girl]

more like i'll never sleep and always be on caa.

[Banana-chan]

makes total sense to me! lol

[Mr. SmartyPants]

:lol: more like i'll never sleep and always be on caa.

o_0

BUT YOU'LL still mysteriously have a well paying job! wwwoooaaaahhhh ^_^

[c.t.,girl]

really?! like what?! i can't even figure out what i want to do!

[uc pseudonym]

Backfired? Why did it backfire?

But actually, Mave, I thought yours was pretty good.

[Retten]

Whiteblaze will be hunted by the press after CAA becomes a global force for his discriminating screen-name and be forced to change it to Light-tonedblaze.

ROFL I hadn't ever thought of my username that way before

[bakura_fan]

well..I know what dragonboy and I are praying for to happen in the future...even if it wouldn't be an option for about 7 years in the future *anyone hear wedding bells* Hey....we can dream can't we?
...and we are trusting God in this....if we stay together..then we stay...if not..well..then it wasn't meant to be.

[Rachel]

Icarus- Will realize just how badly he has been treating me all these years and will become my slave and make me barbecue and pecan pie for the rest of my life.

t_n_c- Becomes a country and western singer known all around the world for her foot stomping rythyms and heart felt lyrics. As a side job, she will open a barbecue restaurant and never give away the recipe for her ribs.

Shatterheart- After a few years in the state pen, Shatterheart realizes that all he wants to do for the rest of his life is to dance and bring peace to the world. He practices his heart out and becomes the best in the world, even better than Michael Flatley. After a strenuous audition, he becomes a backup dancer for Chloe's country band, the Pink Bunnies. He dances in a kilt and all the girl's like it because he has shaved his legs, showing that he is comfortable in his masculinity.

[Retten]

Shatterheart- After a few years in the state pen, Shatterheart realizes that all he wants to do for the rest of his life is to dance and bring peace to the world. He practices his heart out and becomes the best in the world, even better than Michael Flatley. After a strenuous audition, he becomes a backup dancer for Chloe's country band, the Pink Bunnies. He dances in a kilt and all the girl's like it because he has shaved his legs, showing that he is comfortable in his masculinity.

I feel bad about laughing but thats just to funny!

[Mithrandir]

I'm not good at writing humorous stuff so please feel free to throw tomatoes at me (fresh ones only pls).

In 10 years from now,

Shatterheart, UC, Lightbringer, OldPhil, Straylight and Shooby will form a boy..

That was one of the funniest things I have EVER read. Thanks!!!!

[agasfas]

Wow, it looks as though if all the mods/admins are taking the heat. But to add a little to the fire....
oldphilosopher- Will work for best buy in the Computer Geek Dept. fixing others PC's not MACS.

*evil best buy....*

uc pseudonym - To be honest I dont know much about him, so I say he'll still be living in Kansas.

Ashley- Will be working for a major motion picture company dealing w/ graphic design-- such as pixar or dreamworks. I have faith in ya . I can also she her cabinets overflowing with cans of Cherry Coke. I mean, why go shopping for it every week when you can buy a year supply?

Shatterheart- *Checks profile* wow, this guy will be interesting to say the least. I see him making a horror movie set in a grocery store. Perhaps titled "When Mt. Dew attacks because it's jelious of Cherry Coke being picked up for the year supply choice" , "The box cutter," or even "When produce goes bad." I feel your pain man, I spent 2 1/2 years at a food store.

*Wow, long title. I've said it once and I'll say it again, leave the title making to other people . Sorry ashley, I had to work you into one of shatterhearts films.

Are we allowed to do one about ourselves?

agasfas- Will be one of those math/P.E. teachers. I'll be eating ding-dongs while I have little kids do sit-ups . I know that's messed up, I only kid :O)
See I can poke fun at myself too

[uc pseudonym]

[quote="anonymous"]((Backfired? Why did it backfire?)) - uc pseudonym
well everyone that came in was saying " UC~! you tricked us!" and then at least 3 people (including Ashley-san who started) said "you're getting/you deserve coal for Christmas" and started ordering tons of it for you... i can clearly remember you saying "Aw. Is the coal really necessary?" XD! well i found it rather funny.. >_>]

Ah; I understand what you mean. Actually, that was basically the response I was looking for, so I consider that frontfiring.

[termyt]

In ten years, Termyt will achieve the rank of admin in the CAA after a tremendous need is felt due to an explosion in user registrations and a shortage of staff after the mod war (somewhat better known as the Shatterheart-SmartyPants Smackdown).

Drunk with power, Termyt writes a script to delete all posts that contain words which have had numbers substituted for their letters and ban all of the guilty members with a reason code of “1337 this!â€

[Mave]

ROFTL!!

Termyt, you just might make a terribly good supreme dictator. Too bad, you have no one to dictate to though If I took over CAA and wrote a script, worse things would probably happen to a more embarrassing degree...

Mave: ...? Huh?? Uh oh..Wait, did I just ban myself? Aww man...I think I just did. But how on earth did I do that? Am -I- the only one banned??!! @_@;;; Nooo!!! Ok OK calm down, don't panic, everyone in CAA will be oK without you. .......Nooo!!! It's NOT OK! I'm the know-it-all admin, I cannot be banned!!! *takes a deep breath* Trace back, trace back, which button on the keyboard did I press a few secs ago.......

Oldphil & UC: Thank you, I appreciate the kind comments. XD XD

Anony-san: Ehh..yeah fresh tomatoes do hurt more but at least I can eat them! haha! Spaghetti anyone?

[Ashley]

Heh, there is a very, very good reason I don't go around writing scripts. Mostly the fact that OldPhil almost killed me for messing with the admin cp section. I swore off fiddling with things I know nothing about after that. >.<

It would be cool if we had a gigantic spotlight with like, oh I don't know a bust of Socrates on it, to call for OldPhil. Like batman but better. XD

[Retten]

[quote="Mave"] Mave: ...? Huh?? Uh oh..Wait, did I just ban myself? Aww man...I think I just did. But how on earth did I do that? Am -I- the only one banned??!! @_@]

That was hilarious. You wont believe how many times I have been worried of that exact same thing. It can be extremely scary deleting and banning members

[Anison Twilight]

This is fun. I'll start with myself.

Anison Twilight: 10 years will find him with a straight jacket. He's not crazy, just always wanted that straight jacket. He's a missionary to a country that he doesn't remember the name of and has finished his studies in his 10th language. He doesn't remember many of the ones from High School, but he knows some stuff.

Cobalt_Angel: After disappearing for 3 of the 10 years comes back with a superior drawing style and is trying to get a manga and Anime series published entitled "The Life and Times of a Thing Called RPing."

Bunny: Masters 2 Martial Art Styles and finds Anison to kick his butt for no other reason than to get him back for all those IM Glomps. Runs her own company now, but prefers to keep that information on the down-low.

Arch_Angel: Joins with Coby on the Anime and becomes a famous voice actress. She hunts down the old guys from CAA and creates a new convention: The CAA-con.

Gzusrcks: Becomes a famous rocker with Coby when she isn't working on the Anime. She becomes good friend with quite a few of the christian rockers.

[Locke]

Man this is old school.

[Madeline]

Wow, this is a really funny thread. I'm surprised I didn't find it earlier!

Unfortunately, I can't think of anything for myself that would be remotely amusing.

[Locke]

Locke : Will go crazy and try and fail to assemble the now defunct group Five Iron Frenzy into doing a renuion show. it failed because he failed to remember that half of the band is dead.
And Combat Chuck blew out his tires before he left the house.

That or they sicked Brad on him.

[mitsuki lover]

In ten years from now Mitsuki Lover will shock everyone by actually getting married and the real shock will be that his wife will turn out to be
MITSUKI SANADA!
This will because of another accident she will get sent from the Dual! universe to the real world.They will honeymoon in Virginia where it will
be discovered that the CAA is actually run by the ghost of Flay Allster.

[AngelSakura]

<<In ten years from now Mitsuki Lover will shock everyone by actually getting married and the real shock will be that his wife will turn out to be
MITSUKI SANADA!>>
Unfortunately for your originality, you won't be the first one.

[Mithrandir]

In 10 years no one will have any idea who "oldphil" is/was and will generally be confused by this thread.

[Azier the Swordsman]

Wow... I had forgotten all about this thread. Maybe it was time to be ressurected... *cracks fingers*

Ashley: After playing FFIX and realizing what a superb game it is, she is forever indebted to Azier for the recommendation. She begs him to ask her hand in marriage, which he does, only to have the couple stalked by a very jealous Shatterheart on thier honeymoon, who went insane under the influence of too many horror films and now only wears a hockey mask in public.

Volt: After Resident Evil died after the 4th installment, Volt, now a multimillionare game producer, purchases the liscense and comes out with Resident Evil: Reloaded.

BobtheDuck: Bob joins Konami and becomes the producer of Silent Hill 6. After RE: Reloaded is released the same month and it scores higher than SH6, an enraged Bob TP's Volt's mansion.

UC: UC finally thinks of a creative pseudonym.

[termyt]

In 10 years no one will have any idea who "oldphil" is/was and will generally be confused by this thread.

Oldphil? Who's oldphil? Perhaps he is related to that djnoz guy I keep hearing about?

[Mr. SmartyPants]

I heard oldphil was mithrandirs dad or something...

[Fsiphskilm]

I just re