Zilch wrote:Zilch: After never beating Gypsy at DDR, Zilch will invent a machine that will make video game characters come alive. he willl marry Rikku from Final Fantasy 10, and they'll have a happy existence until the evil staff of CAA steal his new bride away! He will grow incredibly angry, and come to her resuce. After showing Shatterheart how to REALLY use a chainsaw, he will bludgen Gypsy to death with a DDR dance mat. He will put Ashley in a metal room with speakers that will continually play "Heeeyyy, yaaaaa'lllllll!" until her brain pops(or at least all that compressed air gets let out of her head. He'll wrap Lightbringer up in a kilt and give him to a zombie from Resident Evil. then he will rescue his love, and bring her away, until SEPHIROTH STEPS THROUGH A PORTAL TO THE REAL WORLD AND RUNS HER THROUGH! Random expletives will run out of Zilch's mouth, and he will perform Linonheart and kick Sephiroth's carcass into a Dr. Phil live broadcast. THEN he will move to Tibet and be a medicine man, always dreaming of his one, true love.
Ha ha! That's so silly! I love you kids! Please stay far away from my house!