possesed rubber ducks and holy sandwiches...

Talk about anything in here.

Postby EireWolf » Fri Nov 19, 2004 6:36 pm

PumpkinKoRn52 wrote:I've seen a person sell themselve's as slaves on Ebay. She got over 1.5 million dollars.


When was that?

eBay's current policy on the sale of humans:

"Humans, the human body, or any human body parts may not be listed on eBay."
"All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us."
[indent]~~Gandalf, in Fellowship of the Ring[/indent]
Image
User avatar
EireWolf
 
Posts: 2496
Joined: Thu Jun 26, 2003 12:00 pm
Location: the forests of northern California

Postby JediSonic » Sat Nov 20, 2004 7:45 am

My favorite part of the cheese story:
"After looking at it a second time, there's nothing to indicate that the seller isn't willing to give up this cheese sandwich to the highest bidder"


As for the ducky thing, it was slightly creepy but its validity was marred in my eyes by a long list of logical flaws:

1) if the duck is still in the tupperware container, then why do the pics show it in the open?

2) if the son is less than 2 years old, how do they know all this stuff that he allegedly "noticed" while in the tub? He must have been quite a talker

3)How would this 1.5 year old be able to quickly get all the way across the tub and throw the duck across the room with such force that it ricocheted off of several walls?

4) If the dad was standing there as all this was happening, why did he get his son out of the water or help somehow?

5) How did the wife "know what was going on" before she came running?

6) These must have been really bad parents to leave a veritable INFANT in the bath tub by himself at all, let alone with a possessed DUCK that he allegedly has fights with!

7) As someone mentioned, why haven't they destroyed or buried the duck themselves? They certainly have no right to sell it off at upwards of $100 and expect someone else to bury it!

So yeah, the story will need some editing before I beleive it :)
User avatar
JediSonic
 
Posts: 1359
Joined: Thu Oct 16, 2003 12:33 pm
Location: The Bible Belt :D

Postby Azier the Swordsman » Sat Nov 20, 2004 11:34 am

*carves picture of Ashley on a grilled cheese sandwich and sells it to a random CAA member*


Hey, guys: Check out http://www.whattheheck.com/ebay/index.html for even more wacky eBay stuff.

You won't believe half the stuff that people have listed on eBay, heck, someone even sold the Ark of the Covenent!

*warning* Because of some of the stuff listed, preferably ages 13 and up view it only*
User avatar
Azier the Swordsman
 
Posts: 3109
Joined: Sat Oct 11, 2003 10:00 am
Location: Earth

Postby Tenshi no Ai » Sat Nov 20, 2004 12:23 pm

:eh:
Azier the Swordsman wrote:
Hey, guys: Check out http://www.whattheheck.com/ebay/index.html for even more wacky eBay stuff.

You won't believe half the stuff that people have listed on eBay, heck, someone even sold the Ark of the Covenent!

*warning* Because of some of the stuff listed, preferably ages 13 and up view it only*


*adds to favorites to look at when I get time*
I did read the one "planet earth for sale" that read out as: "Hello my children, this is your master from up above. Some of you refer to me as God, some refer to me as Allah, some of you refer to me as Buddha. It doesnt matter, what matters is that I am retiring, and selling the planet earth to the highest bidder." :eh: Oh my....

Hmmm... I remember an old story but I can't remember if it was a hoax or not. Think it's on snopes, but can't remember... I'm sure people here have seen it, a supposed toaster sold on Ebay with a... man... taking the photo... nude... in the reflection of the applience :/ Was that one actually attempted to be sold on Ebay or was it just a hoax after all?
神 は、 その 独り 子 を お与え に なった ほど に 世 お愛 された。
独り 子 を 信じる 者 が 一人 も滅 ひない で, 永遠 の 命 お得る ため で ある。

ヨハネ 3:16
Image
User avatar
Tenshi no Ai
 
Posts: 4789
Joined: Fri Jul 02, 2004 11:01 am
Location: l

Postby Mangafanatic » Sat Nov 20, 2004 1:45 pm

Azier the Swordsman wrote:*carves picture of Ashley on a grilled cheese sandwich and sells it to a random CAA member*


Hey, guys: Check out http://www.whattheheck.com/ebay/index.html for even more wacky eBay stuff.

You won't believe half the stuff that people have listed on eBay, heck, someone even sold the Ark of the Covenent!

*warning* Because of some of the stuff listed, preferably ages 13 and up view it only*



Some of those are hillarious. Especially the ark of the Covenant. To think that it's been in some guy's garage all that time--- just waiting to be found!
Every year in Uganda, innumerable children simply. . . disappear. These children all stolen under the cover of darkness from their homes and impressed into the guerilla armies of the LRA [Lord's Resistance Army]. In the deserts of Uganda, they are forced to witness the mindless slaughter of other children until they themselves can do nothing but kill. Kill. These children, generally ranging from ages 5-12, are brainwashed into murdering in the name of the resistance and into stealing other children from their beds to suffer the same fate.

Because of this genocide of innocence, hundred and hundreds of children live every night sleeping in public places miles from their homes, because they know that if the do not-- they will disappear. They will become just another number in this genocide to which the international community has chosen to turn a blind eye. They will become, in affect, invisible-- Invisible Children.

But there are those who are trying to fight against this slaughter of Uganda's children. They fight to protect these "invisible children." Please, help them help a country full of children who know nothing by fear. Help save the innocence. For more information concerning how you can help and how you can get an incredible video about this horrific reality, visit the Invisible Children home page.
User avatar
Mangafanatic
 
Posts: 4918
Joined: Tue Mar 16, 2004 5:00 am
Location: In La-La land.

Postby Heart of Sword » Sat Nov 20, 2004 4:37 pm

SCARY!!!! (About the knife and veggie thing--you should really try it.)

*ponders if she should sell a signature by the famous "Alli Ungario"--a person I just now made up off the top of my head :lol: *
Heart of Sword's Rhapsody

Money, get away
Get a good job with good pay and you're okay
And all and all you're just another brick in the wall
Shoutin’ in the street gonna take on the world some day
But Bismallah will not let me go
Because I'll see you on the dark side of the moon

Tommy used to work on the docks
Union's been on strike
Bright eyes burning like fire
And exposing every weakness
However carefully hidden by the kids

Who will love a little Sparrow
Who's traveled far and cries for rest
Spare him his life from this monstrosity

I've seen a million faces and I've rocked them all
And if the band youre in starts playing different tunes
We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you!

[Pink Floyd fan listening to Queen and hugging trees which is also known as taking care of God's creation with a pair of headphones on listening to Nightwish as loud as possible while writing a novel on a computer in the middle of a field filled with Wolves.]

[Bassist...finally learning Money]
User avatar
Heart of Sword
 
Posts: 2201
Joined: Mon Apr 26, 2004 5:01 pm
Location: A Greener Pasture

Postby Doubleshadow » Sat Nov 20, 2004 5:40 pm

People are so weird. Some one thought to sell it and someone was gullible enough to buy it. What a waste of money and brain power.
[color="Red"]As a man thinks in his heart, so is he. - Proverbs 23:7[/color]

The Sundries
Robin: "If we close our eyes, we can't see anything."
Batman: "A sound observation, Robin."
User avatar
Doubleshadow
 
Posts: 2102
Joined: Sat Nov 13, 2004 7:04 pm
Location: ... What's burning?

Previous

Return to General

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 559 guests