Lol, this is something I came up with on someone else's thread but the computer acted wierd and it didn't get posted so I decided to rewrite it and post it here!
>_> * <-- the guy is link the dot is Navi
>_> (Link!} *
>_> {Oh Be quiet!) (B-but there is a-}*
>_> {Who Cares!) *
>_> (--)===> {Die Navi Die!) . <--The dot is dead Navi
^_^ {YEEES! No more Navi!) .
!#_#? <-- monster sneaking up on link! >_> .
!#_#? {You’re link right?) <_<;;
!#_#? (Um yeah give me a sec I don’t know how to defeat you.} <_<
!O_o? <-- Stunned monster
>_> pD <--Link on GameFaqs.com
!#_#? (Ok so I have to throw my boomerang at both of your eyes to kill you} <_<
!#_#? ^<_< <--link pulls out his boomerang
!#_$^? <_<
!#_$? ^<_<
!^$_$? <_<
!$_$?{Noooooo) ^<_<
X <--Dead monster (See I don’t need Navi, Gamefaqs works just fine!} ^_^ .<-- Poor navi...NOT...
If any one else has one like mine go ahead and post it!