The 2nd Annual '04 Christian Anime Alliance Award Ceremony!
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The 2nd Annual '04 Christian Anime Alliance Award Ceremony!
Disclaimer: This is all for fun, do not take this seriously.
All award winners are at the bottom
Announcer: NOW, LIVE ON PBS, FROM A WAREHOUSE ACROSS THE STREET FROM RADIO CITY MUSIC HALL IN NEW YORK CITY, NOW IS TIME FOR THE 2nd Annual ‘04 CAA AWARDS CEREMONY! WITH A BUNCH OF RANDOM CELEBRITIES AS PRESENTERS WHO WE TRICK INTO COMING! AND NO RANDOM MUSICAL ACTS TO SUFFER THROUGH…. well, expect for the musical INTERLUDE! And now, here is your host: Billy Crystal!
(There is a longish pause on the stage, nobody emerges. After a few minutes a stagehand gets up to the microphone and speaks in a hurried, nervous voice)
Stagehand: Sorry everyone, but Mr. Crystal seems to be missing. So we’re going to start a musical interlude and find an alternate host. So um, ladies and gentlemen here is “some-random-country/techno-band-we-found-on-the-side-of-the-road!â€
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Link Antilles - Posts: 2528
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"Congratulations" to all our winners!
Every year in Uganda, innumerable children simply. . . disappear. These children all stolen under the cover of darkness from their homes and impressed into the guerilla armies of the LRA [Lord's Resistance Army]. In the deserts of Uganda, they are forced to witness the mindless slaughter of other children until they themselves can do nothing but kill. Kill. These children, generally ranging from ages 5-12, are brainwashed into murdering in the name of the resistance and into stealing other children from their beds to suffer the same fate.
Because of this genocide of innocence, hundred and hundreds of children live every night sleeping in public places miles from their homes, because they know that if the do not-- they will disappear. They will become just another number in this genocide to which the international community has chosen to turn a blind eye. They will become, in affect, invisible-- Invisible Children.
But there are those who are trying to fight against this slaughter of Uganda's children. They fight to protect these "invisible children." Please, help them help a country full of children who know nothing by fear. Help save the innocence. For more information concerning how you can help and how you can get an incredible video about this horrific reality, visit the Invisible Children home page.
Because of this genocide of innocence, hundred and hundreds of children live every night sleeping in public places miles from their homes, because they know that if the do not-- they will disappear. They will become just another number in this genocide to which the international community has chosen to turn a blind eye. They will become, in affect, invisible-- Invisible Children.
But there are those who are trying to fight against this slaughter of Uganda's children. They fight to protect these "invisible children." Please, help them help a country full of children who know nothing by fear. Help save the innocence. For more information concerning how you can help and how you can get an incredible video about this horrific reality, visit the Invisible Children home page.
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Mangafanatic - Posts: 4918
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Dang, oh well,
congrats all.
congrats all.
--To Write Love on Her Arms
"That time and absence proves - Rather helps than hurts to love."
"Feelings, emotions, they are good, but they cannot be Love's foundation. When of Love, these things last. When of romance, these things end."
"Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get, it's what you are expected to give -- which is everything."
"That time and absence proves - Rather helps than hurts to love."
"Feelings, emotions, they are good, but they cannot be Love's foundation. When of Love, these things last. When of romance, these things end."
"Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get, it's what you are expected to give -- which is everything."
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ZiP - Posts: 1205
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*Azier walks on stage surrounded by Heartless*
Link: What the....?
Azier: I'm very sorry Mr. Link, but I'm afraid there is being a change in the awards presentation. You see, there seems to have been a serious error in the counting of the ballots.
Link: Which is...?
Azier: NONE OF THOSE CAN BE CORRECT! There is ONE, only ONE, who can possibly hold the title of the nicest, wisest, most stylish, and funniest, and that person is ME! I'm afraid you are officially being demoted, and I am assuming control.
*Azier snaps his finger and a killer rabbit Heartless appears*
Azier: Get him, Usagi, and the rest of you Heartless, get the winners! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
*lightning flashes in the background*
Link: What the....?
Azier: I'm very sorry Mr. Link, but I'm afraid there is being a change in the awards presentation. You see, there seems to have been a serious error in the counting of the ballots.
Link: Which is...?
Azier: NONE OF THOSE CAN BE CORRECT! There is ONE, only ONE, who can possibly hold the title of the nicest, wisest, most stylish, and funniest, and that person is ME! I'm afraid you are officially being demoted, and I am assuming control.
*Azier snaps his finger and a killer rabbit Heartless appears*
Azier: Get him, Usagi, and the rest of you Heartless, get the winners! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
*lightning flashes in the background*
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Azier the Swordsman - Posts: 3109
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Link: You dare challenge the host?
*Link smirks and ignites a green light saber*
Link: SECURITY!
*Link screams like a girl, throws the light saber at the general direction of the heartless, and hides*
*Link smirks and ignites a green light saber*
Link: SECURITY!
*Link screams like a girl, throws the light saber at the general direction of the heartless, and hides*
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Link Antilles - Posts: 2528
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Link: can this get any stranger?
Soron (evil guy from LOTR): Why yes, it can!
Link: O.O uh oh, what are you doing here??
Soron: *rolls eyes* have you forgotten? I am here to announce the winner of the favorite thread...the ONE thread to RULE them ALL!!
Link: eh, sure, why not?
Soron: thank you. *ahem* yes, there were many good threads, but there is only ONE that is the best...The Bishies Thread! The ONE thread to RULE them ALL!!
People: >.< alright, we get the picture!! NEXT!!
Soron: What? You can't kick me out! I am the one bad guy for everyone! The ONE badguy to--
Security: yeah, yeah, rule them all. tell it to the judge. *Soron is dragged away*
Soron (evil guy from LOTR): Why yes, it can!
Link: O.O uh oh, what are you doing here??
Soron: *rolls eyes* have you forgotten? I am here to announce the winner of the favorite thread...the ONE thread to RULE them ALL!!
Link: eh, sure, why not?
Soron: thank you. *ahem* yes, there were many good threads, but there is only ONE that is the best...The Bishies Thread! The ONE thread to RULE them ALL!!
People: >.< alright, we get the picture!! NEXT!!
Soron: What? You can't kick me out! I am the one bad guy for everyone! The ONE badguy to--
Security: yeah, yeah, rule them all. tell it to the judge. *Soron is dragged away*
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone
And so hold on when there is nothing left in you
Except the Will which says to them: 'Hold on!' ...you'll be a Man, my son!
Rudyard Kipling
Satan, bite the dust!
"You are not who your mistakes say you are; you are not the sum of your failures!"---Rev. Billy Miller
Proverbs 18:24
To serve your turn long after they are gone
And so hold on when there is nothing left in you
Except the Will which says to them: 'Hold on!' ...you'll be a Man, my son!
Rudyard Kipling
Satan, bite the dust!
"You are not who your mistakes say you are; you are not the sum of your failures!"---Rev. Billy Miller
Proverbs 18:24
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Ssjjvash - Posts: 1073
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I'm nearly speechless... probably because I'm laughing so hard.
Please, write some more Link. ^_^
Please, write some more Link. ^_^
[size=84][color=seagreen]YOU SEE
You see into the deepest part of me ---
beyond the fog I hide behind.
You cast your light upon the shadows
that stretch like cobwebs in my mind.
You ease the pain when I am hurting,
and morbid visions from my past
pierce into the realm of Reason
as though I danced on blades of glass.
You grant me strength when I have fallen
and, once again, I've lost my way.
You take my hand in Yours and lead me
into the promise of a brand new day.
You bring order to all my chaos,
yet set my well-laid plans awry.
You place me on a firm foundation ---
then give me wings so I can fly.
You sand away my roughened edges
and polish all the dullest parts
until I stand before Your presence...
a newly-sculpted work of art.
You see into the heart within me,
right through my motives and selfish will.
And yet, in spite of all You see
You say You love me even still.
~by D.M.~
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true_noir_chloe - Posts: 3091
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Azier the Swordsman - Posts: 3109
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meep!
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone
And so hold on when there is nothing left in you
Except the Will which says to them: 'Hold on!' ...you'll be a Man, my son!
Rudyard Kipling
Satan, bite the dust!
"You are not who your mistakes say you are; you are not the sum of your failures!"---Rev. Billy Miller
Proverbs 18:24
To serve your turn long after they are gone
And so hold on when there is nothing left in you
Except the Will which says to them: 'Hold on!' ...you'll be a Man, my son!
Rudyard Kipling
Satan, bite the dust!
"You are not who your mistakes say you are; you are not the sum of your failures!"---Rev. Billy Miller
Proverbs 18:24
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Ssjjvash - Posts: 1073
- Joined: Sat Aug 07, 2004 3:16 pm
- Location: I abide under the shadow of the Almighty.
Category #7
The Nonsensical Award to Make a Pronounceable Acronym (NAMPA):
Link: The NAMPA is a very special award, given to people for no reason. And in that same spirit of randomness, here to present to award is...Cory Feldman!
Cory: Hi folks!
(Silence from audience)
Cory: Come on...I was in The Goonies AND I killed Jason Vorhees! What more do you want?
(More silence)
Cory: Anyway, the winner is...
(cbwing0 begins to stand to accept the award)
Cory: Mr. SmartyPants!
(cb stops, crestfallen)
Mr.SmartyPants: I'd like to thank everyone who voted for me, but more importantly I would like to thank God, without whom none of this would be possible...
(cb storms out of the auditorium, punching a random lurker on the way out)
The Nonsensical Award to Make a Pronounceable Acronym (NAMPA):
Link: The NAMPA is a very special award, given to people for no reason. And in that same spirit of randomness, here to present to award is...Cory Feldman!
Cory: Hi folks!
(Silence from audience)
Cory: Come on...I was in The Goonies AND I killed Jason Vorhees! What more do you want?
(More silence)
Cory: Anyway, the winner is...
(cbwing0 begins to stand to accept the award)
Cory: Mr. SmartyPants!
(cb stops, crestfallen)
Mr.SmartyPants: I'd like to thank everyone who voted for me, but more importantly I would like to thank God, without whom none of this would be possible...
(cb storms out of the auditorium, punching a random lurker on the way out)
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cbwing0 - Posts: 2728
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Hey ShatterHeart, I came in third. Watch out. I have actually been attacked by a squirrel.
"Relax, turn around, and take my hand." Tool
"Heir Kommt Die Sonne." Rammestein
"Now the world is gone, I'm just one. Oh please God help me." Metallica
"Are You Ready?!?" KoRn
"All and all your just another brick in the wall." Pink Floyd.
The downfall of society will be society itself.
Rap is the malignant tumor of the music industry.
I HATE LINKIN PARK
"Heir Kommt Die Sonne." Rammestein
"Now the world is gone, I'm just one. Oh please God help me." Metallica
"Are You Ready?!?" KoRn
"All and all your just another brick in the wall." Pink Floyd.
The downfall of society will be society itself.
Rap is the malignant tumor of the music industry.
I HATE LINKIN PARK
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PumpkinKoRn52 - Posts: 457
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Shatterheart wrote:Shatterheart prys the angry rabbit from his throat...and winds it towards Azier.
"Have fun chief"
Azier: Do you REALLY think that will work? I CONTROL THE HEARTLESS!
*one of Azier's swords dissapears from his hand only to be replaced by a Black Keyblade*
Azier: Black Keyblade, make my monster grow!!!!!!!
*insert cheesy special effects as the killer rabbit grows to the size of twice the size of the stage*
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Azier the Swordsman - Posts: 3109
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uc pseudonym - Posts: 15506
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*prowls in*
<_< >_> ... O_OV
*the rabbit intended for Azier hits me in the face*
Orrrrrrooooooo! *runs*
<_< >_> ... O_OV
*the rabbit intended for Azier hits me in the face*
Orrrrrrooooooo! *runs*
Heart of Sword's Rhapsody
Money, get away
Get a good job with good pay and you're okay
And all and all you're just another brick in the wall
Shoutin’ in the street gonna take on the world some day
But Bismallah will not let me go
Because I'll see you on the dark side of the moon
Tommy used to work on the docks
Union's been on strike
Bright eyes burning like fire
And exposing every weakness
However carefully hidden by the kids
Who will love a little Sparrow
Who's traveled far and cries for rest
Spare him his life from this monstrosity
I've seen a million faces and I've rocked them all
And if the band youre in starts playing different tunes
We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you!
[Pink Floyd fan listening to Queen and hugging trees which is also known as taking care of God's creation with a pair of headphones on listening to Nightwish as loud as possible while writing a novel on a computer in the middle of a field filled with Wolves.]
[Bassist...finally learning Money]
Money, get away
Get a good job with good pay and you're okay
And all and all you're just another brick in the wall
Shoutin’ in the street gonna take on the world some day
But Bismallah will not let me go
Because I'll see you on the dark side of the moon
Tommy used to work on the docks
Union's been on strike
Bright eyes burning like fire
And exposing every weakness
However carefully hidden by the kids
Who will love a little Sparrow
Who's traveled far and cries for rest
Spare him his life from this monstrosity
I've seen a million faces and I've rocked them all
And if the band youre in starts playing different tunes
We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you!
[Pink Floyd fan listening to Queen and hugging trees which is also known as taking care of God's creation with a pair of headphones on listening to Nightwish as loud as possible while writing a novel on a computer in the middle of a field filled with Wolves.]
[Bassist...finally learning Money]
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Heart of Sword - Posts: 2201
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That was really funny, Link! Congrats to all the winners!
||Skipping Tomorrows Webmanga||
"A ship in harbor is safe but that is not what ships are built for." - John A. Shedd
"A ship in harbor is safe but that is not what ships are built for." - John A. Shedd
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Gypsy - Posts: 4056
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Link Antilles wrote:Link: You dare challenge the host?
*Link smirks and ignites a green light saber*
Link: SECURITY!
*Link screams like a girl, throws the light saber at the general direction of the heartless, and hides*
Now that's a funny mental picture."All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us."
[indent]~~Gandalf, in Fellowship of the Ring[/indent]
[indent]~~Gandalf, in Fellowship of the Ring[/indent]
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EireWolf - Posts: 2496
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Hmm...
Link, you have a great gift for writing. Great stuff.
Congrats to the winners!
Link, you have a great gift for writing. Great stuff.
Congrats to the winners!
"Any questions?"
"Well, yes, actually, you know the raccoon tail in Super Mario Bros. 3, and how it tended to make him fly? Well, I figured it would give him the power to raid through dustbins. What do you think?"
-from the Flash movie, "Decline of Video Gaming 2"
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Gilgamesh - Posts: 23
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Congradulations winners!!! <3 Thank you for voting for me too...I never got around to voting though. Have fun!
[SIZE="6"][color="Pink"]♥ [font="Impact"]t-chan[/font]![/color][/SIZE]
[font="Impact"][SIZE="3"][color="Pink"]Everyday, it's You i live for!
Everyday, i'll follow after You!
Everyday, i'll walk with You, my Lord![/color][/SIZE][/font]
[font="Impact"][SIZE="3"][color="Pink"]Everyday, it's You i live for!
Everyday, i'll follow after You!
Everyday, i'll walk with You, my Lord![/color][/SIZE][/font]
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Little T-chan - Posts: 518
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So I guess this is an honor. Sorry I took so long to check in here. Way to go LA That was hilarious.
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My Final Fantasy VII Walkthrough (FF7 Walkthrough)
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My Final Fantasy IX Walkthrough (FF9 Walkthrough)
My Final Fantasy X Walkthrough (FFX Walkthrough)
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Mithrandir - Posts: 11071
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Ah, and Golden_Griff is awarded with a can of diddly squat 
But thanks to everyone who nominated me.
But thanks to everyone who nominated me.My art album! (Click Here!) :cool:
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Golden_Griff - Posts: 861
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....That was funny!!!! Great job with that awesome post, Link Antilles. : )Congrats to all the neato pleato winners!!!!!! Yay for them!!! Yay for all the nominees!!! Yay for everyone!!! ^^
☼ × ☼ s h i n i e s , y e s ? ☼ × ☼
does it not burn... LIKE THE SUN?!
does it not burn... LIKE THE SUN?!
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Jasdero - Posts: 2355
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*Sits down with the dejected Griff to enjoy our cans of diddly squat together*
Congrats to the winners, and thanks to Link for putting it all together.
Congrats to the winners, and thanks to Link for putting it all together.
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If your pedantic about grammar, its unlikely that you'll copy and paste this into your sig, to.
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termyt - Posts: 4289
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development wrote:<.<
>.>
Hmmm...
Ahh, there goes that lurker!! Come back here and post more, you!!! *rushes to jump on him/her but development swiftly slides back into the lurker's realms*
Blast it, he/she got away! Now we have to wait for next year..>_<
heheh anyway, congrats to all winners and thanks Link!
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