Bio Suggestions

[Mithrandir]

ほんだ　の　しびく　です。

[shooraijin]

Shouldn't the "Civic" part be in katakana?

[Mithrandir]

Quiet bobo.

[Omega Amen]

I recall Omega posting a pretty good set of questions to each mod/admin quite a while ago, at their respective introduction threads.

You are correct, Mave. I did do that.

I have a few questions that just came up in my mind. If they go into an area that you would prefer not to answer, my apologies in advance.

What is the longest time you have been under "stealth mode" (i.e. it shows you are offline when really you are online) on this site? Note: if you log off while in stealth and you log back in the next day still under stealth, that should be considered a continuous stealth period, not two.

In your opinion as a staff member, what are the advantages and disadvantages of being in and out of this "stealth mode."

I ask these questions since I have noticed that some staff members prefer to be stealthy most of the time while others do not. I am just wondering if this is due to a personal preference/philosophy in fulfilling your duties or something else.

While slightly off-topic, I do want to state my concern in not seeing Straylight or inkhana for quite some time. I hope they are okay, wherever they are.

[Ashley]

As for all the concerns about Ink and SL, I can assure you both are quite well. I speak to Ink more frequently than the former DJ, but I'm sure he's fine too.

And on a slightly different note, I think we shall give this thread til this weekend as a deadline and then lock it--so we don't get suggestions 9 months later.

[Saint Kevin]

Here's a couple:

What are you most thankful to God for?
What's your greatest fear?
Who's your favorite comedian?
Do you have a favorite SNL skit?
If you were an original superhero(ine), who would you be and what superpowers/fatal flaws would you have?
Do you have a favorite anecdote/quote/story/joke?
What is your favorite book of the bible and why?
What is your favorite fiction book? What about non-fiction?
Who is your favorite fictional character of all-time (any media)?
What's the funniest/stupidest/smartest thing you've ever done?
Do you speak with an accent?
What's your favorite website besides this one?
What is your greatest strength?
What is your biggest weakness?
Got any hidden talents (e.g. being able to squirt milk out of your eye, put your foot behind you head, or something absurd like that)?
What is your most precious possession?
Which ringtone do you/would you have?
What is your favorite competitive activity to engage in?
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Have you ever tried counting?
What is your favorite CAA skit moment?
How do you like your eggs?
What drew you to anime in the first place? What kept you watching it?
What was the first anime you ever watched?
Subs or dubs?
Shonen or Shojo?
Manga or Anime?

[Azier the Swordsman]

Can I have a hundred bucks? Wait.... make that a thousand!!!

[Gypsy]

Whoever asked about the socks is cool! Honest, guys, some of these questions are great! Superheros, favorite Bible characters ... these will be fun to answer. ^^

I want to see some more creative questions! How often do you get to ask people all this crazy stuff out of the blue?

[Ducky]

Of the staff who would you vote most likely to:
-get stuck (like on an elevator, in a small location, tied to something, with chewing gum in thier hair, etc)?
-immitate an animal?
-go into politics?
-take control of a bbq?


If you were dressing an elevator up for halloween what room of the house would you turn it into?

What's your favorite marsupial?

Which children's show do you wish had never been invented?

What is you favorite room to clean?

How do you feel about messy rooms (are you a neat freak with the motto 'death to dirt' or do you wade through three feet of clothing to get to the door?)

If you were alive when they thought the earth was flat would you stubbornly cling to the notion of a flat earth or be one of the first to agree it was round?

In your opinion .... Do polar bears like bananas:dance:?

[Rachel]

Whoever asked about the socks is cool!

Yay, someone thinks I'm cool! My life is complete now.

Say you have a best friend that you've known since you were a year old. You and your friend are inseperable, you do everything together. This person means more to you than any other friend. Now suppose that someone came up to you and told you this, " You or your best friend has to die a painful death tomorrow. You must decide which of you is to die. " Which one of you would you choose to die and why?

How far would you travel to return a lost wallet?

Would you eat roadkill for a million dollars?

[Stephen]

I am sure I am suposed to wait....but I will answer a question for my fans.

Would you eat roadkill for a million dollars?

Well I mean I do have standards you know...but, for a million I would eat anything you scraped off the highway. Just gimme a little salt...

[Ashley]

And he thinks Texans are barbarian

[Jaltus-bot]

And he thinks Texans are barbarian

I didn't know about his views on Texans, you probably make a good point.

Ew, Shatterheart. That's gross.

How do you eat your oreos?

Would you prefer red and orange or blue and green?

[Gypsy]

I need specifications on the roadkill question! Can we cook it? How fresh is it? (Still twitching or sunbaked jerky?) And out of a million, how much will it cost to get treated for internal parasites? Or what about ... I need to stop, I'm grossing myself out. -_-

[Kkun]

Here's a couple:

What are you most thankful to God for?
What's your greatest fear?
Who's your favorite comedian?
Do you have a favorite SNL skit?
If you were an original superhero(ine), who would you be and what superpowers/fatal flaws would you have?
Do you have a favorite anecdote/quote/story/joke?
What is your favorite book of the bible and why?
What is your favorite fiction book? What about non-fiction?
Who is your favorite fictional character of all-time (any media)?
What's the funniest/stupidest/smartest thing you've ever done?
Do you speak with an accent?
What's your favorite website besides this one?
What is your greatest strength?
What is your biggest weakness?
Got any hidden talents (e.g. being able to squirt milk out of your eye, put your foot behind you head, or something absurd like that)?
What is your most precious possession?
Which ringtone do you/would you have?
What is your favorite competitive activity to engage in?
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Have you ever tried counting?
What is your favorite CAA skit moment?
How do you like your eggs?
What drew you to anime in the first place? What kept you watching it?
What was the first anime you ever watched?
Subs or dubs?
Shonen or Shojo?
Manga or Anime?

St. Kev.......that was more than a couple.

[Rachel]

I need specifications on the roadkill question! Can we cook it? How fresh is it? (Still twitching or sunbaked jerky?)

It's a maggot covered, rabies infested racoon that was just scraped off of 277 with a used pooper scooper.

[shooraijin]

I'll give you my answer right now: no. ^_^

[Ashley]

...Would I have to eat the whole thing?

*sees looks from other staffers*

What? I'm a poor college kid!

[Gypsy]

It's a maggot covered, rabies infested racoon that was just scraped off of 277 with a used pooper scooper.

I'm not going to burn a whole lot of brain cells on this one. Not a chance.

[Lehn]

Well I mean I do have standards you know...but, for a million I would eat anything you scraped off the highway. Just gimme a little salt...

What? No Ranch Dressing...?

[Kura Ookami]

...Would I have to eat the whole thing?

*sees looks from other staffers*

What? I'm a poor college kid!

Eating that thing might even kill you and it sure wouldnt taste very good. Are you sure you really want to eat it?

[Azier the Swordsman]

*mumbles something about being surrounded by wierdos*

[Kinkosami]

Here are my questions... forgive me if these have been asked already...

If you had one wish, what would you wish?
If you could had the chance to pilot a gundam, would you?
How many admins does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many moderators does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
What is your favorite emoticon on the list given when you post?
Do you like me?

Ok, that's enough questions...

I bet the 'big surprise' is that there wasn't any surprise in the first place. The mods/admins just wanted a laugh and made us waste our time thinking up questions that will never be answered...

That would be pretty funny, actually...

[Stephen]

Someone pass me some salt. *grabs racoon*

[termyt]

What do you do for a living and what do you want to be when you grow up?

I see Roadkill Chef in the future of one of you.

[Rachel]

Someone pass me some salt. *grabs racoon*

Are you sure you want to do that, Shatterheart? I mean, it does have rabies. The maggots at least you can scrape off, but I don't think they've found a cure yet for rabies.

[Mithrandir]

Didn't you hear? Death! It's a sure cure for all diseaseseseseses... I never could spell that word.

And no, I wouldn't eat it. *bleagh*

And, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" I love that question...

[Saint Kevin]

Ooh Ooh! Is the 'big surprise' a sticky template for the who's who thread with all of these weird questions?

I want to see some more creative questions! How often do you get to ask people all this crazy stuff out of the blue?

Yeah, this was a cool idea. In fact, when I get around to making a bio for myself on the who's who thread, I'm gonna use my favorites from these questions and then answer them. Some of them can be quite revealing actually, despite how goofy some are.

St. Kev.......that was more than a couple.

Yeah, it was only supposed to be a couple. I could've gone on a lot longer I guess, but I had to go to class at the time. For the sake of not being obnoxious, I think I'm done asking questions.

[uc pseudonym]

Thank you all very much for your questions. We will be compiling a list of them and eventually some answers will become available, though we promise and reveal nothing. Any further discussion or questions can be taken to PM, or moderators can just answer them after my post.

With that, thread closed.