My Power Mac G4 is named "Bryan" (after Bryan Stearns, one of the creators of the Macintosh Finder).
When I run Virtual PC, which lets me run Windows 98 in a window on the Mac, the icons are as follows:
My Computer => Darth Bryan
Outlook => Bleak Outlook
Internet Exploiter (should be obvious)
Network Neighbourhood => Other Computers Infected With Windows (usually too long to fully display)
I also make a point of doing this as a random act of vandalism on most PCs I use.
"you're a doctor.... and 27 years.... so...doctor + 27 years = HATORI SOHMA" - RoyalWing, when I was 27
"Al hail the forum editting Shooby! His vibes are law!" - Osaka-chan
I could still be champ, but I'd feel bad taking it away from one of the younger guys. - George Foreman