In movies, there are great lines, good lines, bad lines, and memorably bad lines. Post the worst line you have ever heard in a movie.
My pick is from Once Upon a Time in Mexico, and it is truly, truly awful:
"Are you a Mexi-can or a Mexi-can't?"
Worst movie line you've ever heard
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Worst movie line you've ever heard
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SManBeyond - Posts: 437
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oops, sorry bout that post before
yeah kenchii, that was a really good movie(i wrote in the tread bout it), but i cringed when i heard that.
if you want a bad line, take about any line in the last batman movie(batman and robin).
yeah kenchii, that was a really good movie(i wrote in the tread bout it), but i cringed when i heard that.
if you want a bad line, take about any line in the last batman movie(batman and robin).
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"When I'm lit with the sunshine
I want more than just a good time
I want more than just okay, more than just okay"
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Matthew 11:28-30
"When I'm lit with the sunshine
I want more than just a good time
I want more than just okay, more than just okay"
2 Timothy 2:11-13
Roman 8:35-39
Matthew 11:28-30
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I'll correct that double post momentarily.
The only line that comes to mind (I would not term it with a superlative, but it was annoying) follows. Please forgive my spelling.
Star Wars, Episode II, Count Dooku:
"It is obvious that this will not be decided by our knowledge of the force."
The only line that comes to mind (I would not term it with a superlative, but it was annoying) follows. Please forgive my spelling.
Star Wars, Episode II, Count Dooku:
"It is obvious that this will not be decided by our knowledge of the force."
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uc pseudonym - Posts: 15506
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Yeah, that was an "awesomely bad" line. I think all the lines in movies that try to mix humanistic philosophies with the pet bible verses of Atheists are pretty bad... And, this is much, much too common.
Other than that, SW episode 2 has some truely horrible puns. "I'm beside myself..." "What a drag..." GAH! I actually chuckled a bit at "That boy is going to be the death of me."
Even though this is supposedly in the book too (I haven't read that far), there is a line in Return of the King that really bakes my biscuits... [spoiler=RotK]"You Fool! Don't you know that no man can defeat the king of the Nazgul?" to which what'shername replies "I am no man"[/spoiler] Man, that line just makes me cringe... Bad Tolkien... Bad!
Other than that, SW episode 2 has some truely horrible puns. "I'm beside myself..." "What a drag..." GAH! I actually chuckled a bit at "That boy is going to be the death of me."
Even though this is supposedly in the book too (I haven't read that far), there is a line in Return of the King that really bakes my biscuits... [spoiler=RotK]"You Fool! Don't you know that no man can defeat the king of the Nazgul?" to which what'shername replies "I am no man"[/spoiler] Man, that line just makes me cringe... Bad Tolkien... Bad!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evcNPfZlrZs Watch this movie なう。 It's legal, free... And it's more than its premise. It's not saying Fast Food is good food. Just watch it.
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Bobtheduck - Posts: 5867
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It is indeed there. Many people I know strongly disliked the line as you did, and others really loved it and were overjoyed that it was also in the movies. I myself don't really, care, though I would find it hilarious if...
[spoiler=Return of the King]After Eowyn says "I am no man" and aims to stab into his helmet, the Nazgul King catches her sword in mid strike and calmly responds "Actually, the term 'man' is used to refer to the race in general, to differentiate them from elves or dwarves. Hence, it would do violence to the language to use it in terms of gender." To which Eowyn responds "Oh, terribly sorry about that."[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Return of the King]After Eowyn says "I am no man" and aims to stab into his helmet, the Nazgul King catches her sword in mid strike and calmly responds "Actually, the term 'man' is used to refer to the race in general, to differentiate them from elves or dwarves. Hence, it would do violence to the language to use it in terms of gender." To which Eowyn responds "Oh, terribly sorry about that."[/spoiler]
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"Dude...Where's my car?! O_o
I HATE that line...
I HATE that line...
-"How do we prove we exist...maybe we don't exist."
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-"It's not the fall that kills you...It's the sudden stop at the end."
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"If you want him..come and claim him" Arwen , LOTR
"You got Served" Morons , You got Served (no i havent watched it but have seen the trailers.
I also hate the "I am no Man" line.....they should have gone with Master UC lines.
"You got Served" Morons , You got Served (no i havent watched it but have seen the trailers.
I also hate the "I am no Man" line.....they should have gone with Master UC lines.
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Hmm...
How 'bout:
Lets go hunt some orc.
Ugh!!! The pain...
How 'bout:
Lets go hunt some orc.
Ugh!!! The pain...
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Pantakrator - Posts: 127
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the james bond thing always annoyed me for some reason
"my name is james, james bond" I mean good for him he can say his full name :-p
"my name is james, james bond" I mean good for him he can say his full name :-p
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My pet peeve is bad pickup/romance lines. I can't give you a specific movie that this one came from (mainly because it happens in SO MANY OF THEM!!!!)
The girl and the guy are standing together, alone most of the time. The girl spots something pretty and she says
And then the guy looks at her and says in an uncharacteristically low voice
AHHH!!!!!!!!! Oh, man, I hate that one.
And since I hate bad pickup lines, I guess you can take a guess at the movie that annoys me the most: Star Wars episode II.
The girl and the guy are standing together, alone most of the time. The girl spots something pretty and she says
(By this point, I generally start screaming at the guy "DON'T SAY IT!!! PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOOD STORY TELLING, DON'T SAY IT!!!!)random female wrote:"It's so beautiful"
And then the guy looks at her and says in an uncharacteristically low voice
random guy wrote:"Not as beautiful as you."
AHHH!!!!!!!!! Oh, man, I hate that one.
And since I hate bad pickup lines, I guess you can take a guess at the movie that annoys me the most: Star Wars episode II.
Me and my sister laugh hysterically everytime we hear it. But deep down inside, we're not laughing. We're going crazy.Anakin wrote:I truly--deeply-- love--you.
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Because of this genocide of innocence, hundred and hundreds of children live every night sleeping in public places miles from their homes, because they know that if the do not-- they will disappear. They will become just another number in this genocide to which the international community has chosen to turn a blind eye. They will become, in affect, invisible-- Invisible Children.
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I find that (both in the few situations that I see it and its location in your post) quite funny. Oddly enough, I don't remember that line by Anakin... I must not have disliked it too much...
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uc pseudonym - Posts: 15506
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Well the worst line by Anakin Skywalker in Episode 2 was the crap about the Portman and the sand. Let me look it up here.
Ugghh it's just as bad as I remember it was....this is while he's stroking her arm.
"I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and
irritating, and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here
everything's soft... and smooth..."
And it's because of lines like that I've watched Episode 2 twice all the way through and I own it.
Ugghh it's just as bad as I remember it was....this is while he's stroking her arm.
"I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and
irritating, and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here
everything's soft... and smooth..."
And it's because of lines like that I've watched Episode 2 twice all the way through and I own it.
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Movies... movies... hmmm... can't think of any. >"<
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WookieAre cool wrote:the james bond thing always annoyed me for some reason
"my name is james, james bond" I mean good for him he can say his full name :-p
lol but he actually says
"my name is bond, james bond"
one line that i think is hilarious is in Anti-Trust
"In the real world, when you kill people, they die, for real."
i mean...come on....
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It's not a movie line, but the whole "We play to win" routine in Final Fantasy X is as annoying as a gathering of mosquitoes... "Our goal this year is to defeat every opposing team, win every game. That's all we gotta do. Easy, Ya?" 
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Any line from the movie Dungeons and Dragons is absolutely wretched. Especially anything coming from that one bald man with blue lipstick.
And Anakin has a whole slew of God-awful lines in Ep II:
"They were animals, and I slaughtered them like animals. I hate them!"
"I don't like sand."
"One day, I will be the most powerful Jedi ever. You'll see. I will even have the power to keep people from dying!"
And Anakin has a whole slew of God-awful lines in Ep II:
"They were animals, and I slaughtered them like animals. I hate them!"
"I don't like sand."
"One day, I will be the most powerful Jedi ever. You'll see. I will even have the power to keep people from dying!"
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The dub of Wedding peach is one big bad line.
"I'm the love angel, I'm Wedding Peach, and I'm extremely angry with you!"
"I'm the love angel, I'm Wedding Peach, and I'm extremely angry with you!"
Think happy thoughts.
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Anything Anakin says in Ep. 2 is worthy of this thread.
My favorite notably bad line is from The Matrix.
Neo: I know kung fu.
^_^ Rai
My favorite notably bad line is from The Matrix.
Neo: I know kung fu.
^_^ Rai
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Strollin' in at dawn, wakin' up at noon's gonna catch up to me soon
'Just sleep when you're dead' is what I said 'cause I'm jumpin' off the moon
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I myself am quite glad that this thread has yet to devolve into an argument. Given that many people's worst lines are probably others' favorites, this reflects positively on all of you. This has come to mind merely because some of the lines here I actually didn't mind or slightly liked.
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Me too, UC. In my opinion, one of the worst line in the dub of DBZ is when Furiza says, "Who are you?" and Son Goku replies with "Ally to good, nightmare to you!" However, this is my friend's favorite dub quote.
Think happy thoughts.
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If you want bad movie lines, go see any Arnold Schawrzenagger movie. I think that's how his last name is spelt. He's the king of bad lines. In Commando, he throws a guy off a cliff and says, " he tripped."
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"Heir Kommt Die Sonne." Rammestein
"Now the world is gone, I'm just one. Oh please God help me." Metallica
"Are You Ready?!?" KoRn
"All and all your just another brick in the wall." Pink Floyd.
The downfall of society will be society itself.
Rap is the malignant tumor of the music industry.
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This one Christian movie I saw had a seriously bad line: M 10:28 This one guy who's supposed to be really ticked off just says, "Will you shut your face?"
Just very bad, in my opinion.
Just very bad, in my opinion.
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Except the Will which says to them: 'Hold on!' ...you'll be a Man, my son!
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Satan, bite the dust!
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To serve your turn long after they are gone
And so hold on when there is nothing left in you
Except the Will which says to them: 'Hold on!' ...you'll be a Man, my son!
Rudyard Kipling
Satan, bite the dust!
"You are not who your mistakes say you are; you are not the sum of your failures!"---Rev. Billy Miller
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personally i think the ending of Spiderman 2
MJ: go get em tiger.......
how gay is that .....y doesnt she say go get em spider....total mix up in the animal kingdom.
MJ: go get em tiger.......
how gay is that .....y doesnt she say go get em spider....total mix up in the animal kingdom.
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