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Post the stupidest song you've ever heard

Postby SManBeyond » Sun Jun 27, 2004 6:22 pm

Ever heard a song that was just beyond awful? A song that was just plain dumb? A song that made you either laugh or groan? Now here's your chance to express your opinion. Post the #1 dumbest song you've ever had the pleasure of hearing. :)

And, as always, please be respectful of the opinions of others.

I'll post my "stupidest song" if there's general interest in this thread (i.e. responses)...
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Postby Stephen » Sun Jun 27, 2004 6:25 pm

Anything Ricky Martin sings
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Postby Lynx » Sun Jun 27, 2004 7:38 pm

hahaha amen to that shatterheart... i hate anything britney spears too... infact, i dislike most female vocalists! i think i can count the ones i actually like on one hand...
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Postby Twilly Spree » Mon Jun 28, 2004 7:14 am

LFO, Summer Girls. What horrifically dumb lyrics.
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Postby Bobtheduck » Mon Jun 28, 2004 7:53 am

I'd have to say... prolly "Mambo Number 5" or "It's getting hot in here"

Perhaps anything by "Bloodhound Gang" (it's really embarassing when two of your friends are singing one of their songs on a missions trip... -_-)

There are songs that I hate more than those, but I can't think of songs viable for this conversation that are more stupid... (I say "viable for this conversation" because a lot of songs are stupid on purpose)

Edit: Pertaining to female vocalists, I actually prefer male vocalists as well... At least in english... In Japanese, there is a biger percentage of "not-sucky" singers in the female population based on what I've heard so far...
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Postby brantelg » Mon Jun 28, 2004 11:53 am

Any secular rap song. This is a broad generalization, but most rap songs are about sex or violence and those things are just dumb in songs.
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Postby Kkun » Tue Jun 29, 2004 7:08 am

Everything Thermals by The Thermals. That. Song. Must. Die. Several. Horrid. Deaths.
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Postby Mithrandir » Tue Jun 29, 2004 7:50 am

"I'm to sexy."



for this post, to sexy for this post, so sexy I'll boast...
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Postby Knives » Tue Jun 29, 2004 9:04 am

"Her Gently" by tenacious D that song has more f words than... well anyway its really dumb too.
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Postby SManBeyond » Tue Jun 29, 2004 9:42 am

My selection is "Are You Going to Be My Girl?" By Jet. The singer has an annoying voice, the verses are repetitive, and the lyrics are just plain dumb. I break out into laughter while groaning inside whenever I hear this song.
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Postby Bobtheduck » Tue Jun 29, 2004 9:59 am

I totally forgot about Tenacious D, but their music goes under "comedy" so I don't know if I'd include it in this category...

I do know that I had a horrible hour and a half drive listeing to tenacious d and crappy rap songs... GAH!!! I hate that crap ganster rap so much...
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Postby bigsleepj » Tue Jun 29, 2004 10:58 am

I don't know its name. I don't care who sang it. Since this song is heard only in South Africa, consider yourself lucky that you do not have to face this massive dark evil of putridness that this song has to deliver. It drives sane men insane, this song.

It's ten minutes long. And only 7 words repeated for 10 minutes continously.

"MACDONALDS! MACDONALDS! KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN AND PIZZA HUT!!!"

10 minutes over and over and over...

Whenever I hear that song I just want to duck and cover.
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Postby RoyalWing » Thu Jul 01, 2004 3:30 am

That one that goes "Discovery Channel" or something... horrible song only about sex and it was popular when it came out too. It's good that the singers haven't come out with anything since. T__T
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Postby ShiroiHikari » Thu Jul 01, 2004 4:31 am

" wrote:My selection is "Are You Going to Be My Girl?" By Jet. The singer has an annoying voice, the verses are repetitive, and the lyrics are just plain dumb. I break out into laughter while groaning inside whenever I hear this song.


I hate that song too. x_x

There was this one rap/hiphop/whatever song called Sorry Mrs. Jackson that I hate. "Sorry Mrs. Jackson, wooo! I am fo' real" >___< What in the world.
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Postby Htom Sirveaux » Sat Jul 03, 2004 5:41 pm

"Who Let The Dogs Out?" by The Baha Men.
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Postby Chazz » Sat Jul 03, 2004 5:43 pm

rap music.
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Postby wolfs_rain_hige » Sat Jul 03, 2004 6:09 pm

I would have to say that Britney Spears totally sucks!! Same goes Jennifer Lopez. I like N*Sync and some of the Backstreet Boys but Kid Rock has to be the worst artist ever!! (especially what he did at the 2004 superbowl!! :red: :?: )
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Postby Chazz » Sat Jul 03, 2004 6:15 pm

As a male, you should never publicly admit that you listen to N*Sync or The Backstreet Boys.

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Postby wolfs_rain_hige » Sun Jul 04, 2004 10:10 am

[quote="Chazz"]As a male, you should never publicly admit that you listen to N*Sync or The Backstreet Boys.

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why is it considerd gay to admit that?? they have some great music for crying out loud!!
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Postby ssj2gohan61 » Sun Jul 04, 2004 3:31 pm

haha..... just curious how old are you wolfs rain?
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Postby Iona » Sun Jul 04, 2004 3:40 pm

*rolls eyes* Hey, guys, let up some, okay? Everyone's entitled to their own music and tastes...

"Intuition" by Jewel
"Stacey's Mom" by ?? I don't know the artist but the song is disgusting, especially for middleschoolers to be singing...
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Postby SManBeyond » Sun Jul 04, 2004 4:02 pm

*rolls eyes* Hey, guys, let up some, okay? Everyone's entitled to their own music and tastes...


I couldn't have said it better, mol. *Points to second to last sentence of the first post*

"Stacey's Mom" by ??


It's "Stacy's Mom", but yeah, I dislike it too. The artist is Fountains of Wayne.
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Postby Lehn » Sun Jul 04, 2004 4:39 pm

Greek Song by Rufus Wainwright

A few lyrics are passible, but four minutes of ending every other sentance with "You turn me on, you turn me on," gets a little old.
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Postby AngelSakura » Mon Jul 05, 2004 11:41 am

Four words. "I'm A Slave 4 U."
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Postby fayefaye » Mon Jul 05, 2004 7:38 pm

aku_soku_zan wrote:Everything Thermals by The Thermals. That. Song. Must. Die. Several. Horrid. Deaths.

HHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Postby Xeno » Mon Jul 05, 2004 7:43 pm

Three words that will forever be engraved in my mind because it was on the radio 24/7 when I went to Miami last year, "In da club" by 50 Cent. Another bad song for Japanese kids to be listening to, or anyone that understands the language is "egniryS cimredopyH +) an injection" by Dir en Grey.
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Postby Kenchii » Tue Jul 06, 2004 10:46 am

Korn's - 'Ya'll want a single' Why? Why did they create such a lyrically stupid song?! WHY!?
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Postby Tenshi no Ai » Tue Jul 06, 2004 4:23 pm

Enrique Inglasis' (can't spell) Don't Turn Off the Lights. It just goes all high pitched out of nowhere! "So don't turn off the liiIIIIIIIiiiiights!" then he shouts it out on one part going "DON'T TURN OFF THE LIIIIIIIGHTS!" Only thing this song can do is give you a headache -_-' Sometimes I wonder how songs like these can make the charts on ANY radio station!
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Postby Htom Sirveaux » Tue Jul 06, 2004 4:47 pm

AngelSakura wrote:Four words. "I'm A Slave 4 U."


Actually, that's 2 words, 2 letters, and a number. Whatever.
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Postby Stephen » Wed Jan 19, 2005 7:16 pm

Korn's - 'Ya'll want a single' Why? Why did they create such a lyrically stupid song?! WHY!?


Lyrically stupid? Clearly you were simply offended by the language and refused to even try to find the meaning of the song. The song is a slap in the face to record lables...which, I rather liked. Other then the obvious overkill use of the F word...which...most copies have been edited out..even the radio wont play the real verson....The song is a good song.
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