Day In The Life of the GRG

[Zarn Ishtare]

*Sees no mention of Himself or the knights in this thread*

"Zilch, if you do not mention the Knights and me in a positive manner on this thread, We'll hang you by your ankles and let Shatterheart break your knees!"

*walks away feeling pleased with himself*

[Zilch]

Extra Scene 1
Zilch vs. the Knights of CAA

(Zilch steps out in the arena with Gunblade in hand, tapping it on his shoulder as he watches as the unexpirenced Knights of CAA try to stare him down. He spits in disgust.)

Zilch: Why do you approach me?

(The Knights are unsure of whom they want to speak. Finally, Zarn Ishtare steps up.)

Zarn: We weren't included in your play.
Zilch: So?
Zarn: WE DEMAND ATTENTION!
Zilch: So cry to your mom. Always worked before, didn't it!
Zarn: That...was...*sniffle*...cheap...Knights, CHARGE!!!

(The Knights charge the lone figure, only to find he suddenly isn't there anymore. They look up to see Zilch coming down from above them. He lands in the midst of them, hacking and sawing those foolish enough to stand in his way.)

Zilch: Foolish beings! You dare appose my playwrighting abilities! Maybe(he pauses to denostrilate Spoonybard)I just didn't want you in there, hmm? Now, (he jumps back 15 feet)YOU WUSSY KNIGHTS! FEEL MY WRATH! LIIIIIIOOOOOONNNNHEEEAAARRRTTTTT!

(I would explain the carnage that wreaked upon the poor battle group, but it would take far too long and there are far too many bodies to count. The Knights of CAA lay defeated, with a few trying to stagger up and falling again. Zilch heads off into sunset, tapping the Gunblade on his shoulder.)

Zilch: Come back when you can protect your Queen...

(Zarn Ishtare staggers behind Zilch, trying to get a final hack at the powerful warrior, but just as he raises his sword, Zilch turns around and bats him with the flat of his blade.)

Zilch: You have no respect for me, for the rules of combat, or the freedom a playwright may have. Stay here and think about it...

(Throughly disgusted in the force that protects CAA, Zilch walks away, knowing someday they'll make it, but today isn't that day...)

[CobaltAngel]

Yes, though, I have taken so incredibly much from Coby...

[sarcastim]Yeah, you always move threads to goof-off and it lowers my post count! You're so mean! [/sarcastim]

[Zarn Ishtare]

*waves hand, erases the entire battle scene and the supposedly dead knights*

"ah, but Zilch, you forget...I'm a playwright too, and as such has infinite control over the universe. therefore, I can do....This!"

*Turns Zilch into a girl, ala ranma 1/2*

And this is why I am the Commander of the Knights, while you are merely a Jieght. What do you think of that, eh Zilch? Well, I'll see you later....mam."


*walks off laughing at Zilch...I mean Zilcheana*

OOC: Also, as your commander, I would like you to mention the knights...nicely. Please? PLEASE?!??! PLEASE~?~?!~?

[uc pseudonym]

Yes, and you know how I ban you for a few days just for fun at times.

Hmm... Zilch doesn't like the Knights. And I had the technical last line of the play, though it was typical in nature. Interesting.

[Zarn Ishtare]

Which is odd, considering Zilch is a KNight....err..

[Zilch]

I'm loosely attached to the Knights. Emphasis on loosely.

[Zarn Ishtare]

loosely? Coming from the official Jeight of the Knights of C.A.A, I say thats corn rubbish! *Steals Zilchs backhoe and beats thread with it*

"ITS FILLED WITH CANDY! KNOCK IT DOWN!"

[Zilch]

You're just jealous because my thread has over 2000 views.

Hey, MY BACKHOE!

[uc pseudonym]

Before you go any further: please do not turn this thread into a feud spam fest. It is in a legitimate forum, and to remain there it should have legitimate posts. Take it to PM or make a Goof Off thread.

[CobaltAngel]

Zilch, you should do Chrono Trigger or Chrono Cross! XD

[uc pseudonym]

I think the game gimick is pretty much over. He hasn't told us anything about the next saga... care to reveal anything, playwrite?

[Zilch]

Well...I dunno...I hadn't even thought about a sequel...but, if there's enough demand, say 10-15 people who really want to read my semi-funny ramblings, sure. I'll do a sequel.

[kirakira]

*Scrambles away holding the remains of her precious muffins**sees Zilch* What did you do to theis wonderful muffin?!? Look at it! All sad and crumbley...*throws the crumbs at him and runs off weeping*

*cough* Anyway, do each of my personalities count as a different vote? Cuz if so, we've got 12(ish) votes right here. *lol* Oh, and as extra incentive, we may be forced to pelt you with rotten plums until you write more.