Corrupted wish game

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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby ClaecElric4God » Sun Aug 04, 2013 1:22 pm

Granted, but Claec spends all of them in a coma brought on by the exhaustion of last week.

I wish Ace would be locked in a box.
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby Wild Eagle » Sun Aug 04, 2013 1:52 pm

Granted, but unbeknownst to anyone, Ace is a master escape artist and uses his years of training to set himself free.

I wish I had my own private island.
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby Cleanedbyblood » Sun Aug 04, 2013 9:37 pm

Granted but its only about 1 square foot big

I wish for this wish to be corrupted
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby Mullet Death » Sun Aug 04, 2013 9:58 pm

Granted, but now you're a corrupt genie yourself and must grant corrupted wishes for all eternity- in the Twilight Zone.
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby silvanis2.0 » Mon Aug 05, 2013 3:08 pm

You now temporarily cease to exist for not making a wish.

I wish to have a talking horse.
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby Cc4FuzzyHuggles » Sun Aug 25, 2013 1:17 am

GRANTED! But it never stops talking. It keeps talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talkingand talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talkingand talking and talkingand talking and talkingand talking and talkingand talking and talkingand talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talkingand talking and talkingand talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talkingand talking and talkingand talking and talkingand talking and talkingand talking and talkingand talking and talkingand talking and talkingand talking and talkingand talking and talking!

I Wish I had Nyan Cat!
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby Kaligraphic » Mon Dec 30, 2013 9:09 pm

Granted. Any by "Nyan Cat", I assume you mean you want the remains of a cat that somebody's driven over, with a Pop-Tart where the body should be, and a rainbow ribbon coming out of the back. Well, you're pretty sick in the head, but there you go.

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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby FourFourSeven » Mon Dec 30, 2013 11:46 pm

Granted. Global thermonuclear launch detected.

I wish engineers and scientists would do what they've been saying they'd do since forever, and give us our flying cars already.
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby ClaecElric4God » Tue Dec 31, 2013 6:57 am

Granted, but then they do what they haven't been saying they'd do forever, taking over the planet and forcing everyone to work as lab rats.

I wish I had more time on my hands.
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby IStoleYourToast » Tue Dec 31, 2013 5:55 pm

Granted, but the time is in the form of grandfather clocks.

I wish I wasn't addicted to pointy things.
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby Kaligraphic » Wed Jan 01, 2014 1:23 am

Granted, but pointy things are still oddly attracted to you - WATCH OUT!

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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby LastLfan » Thu Jan 02, 2014 8:41 am

Granted-now it just goes right to their thighs...and then they blow up

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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby ClaecElric4God » Thu Jan 02, 2014 10:51 am

Granted, but then they cancel the show because no one likes it anymore.

I wish I was the only person who could make awesome puns.
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby rocklobster » Thu Jan 02, 2014 11:12 am

Granted, but now Pearls Before Swine creator Stephen Pastis is out of work. Thanks, you just killed one of my favorite comic strips.
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby LastLfan » Thu Jan 02, 2014 4:00 pm

Granted-but its of colin baker...with the slitheen XD
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby ClaecElric4God » Thu Jan 02, 2014 4:11 pm

Granted, but the real Nathan Drake learns there's someone pretending to be him, and he calls the police on you and sues you for all you're worth.

I wish redundancy was a trend.
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They have shewed thee, O teen, what is good; and what doth the world require of thee, but to fit in, be wealthy, have good looks, and be rebellious? -Peer Pressure 1:1
"I hate milk; it's like drinking vomit." -Edward Elric and me. :fmed:
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby Kaligraphic » Thu Jan 02, 2014 8:13 pm

Granted, but then redundancy is a trend.

I wish redundancy was a trend.
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby ClaecElric4God » Fri Jan 03, 2014 11:59 am

Granted, but then it turns into a contradiction.

I wish people were only allowed to wear black.
He hath shewed thee, O man, what is good; and what doth the Lord require of thee, but to do justly, and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with thy God? -Micah 6:8 KJV
They have shewed thee, O teen, what is good; and what doth the world require of thee, but to fit in, be wealthy, have good looks, and be rebellious? -Peer Pressure 1:1
"I hate milk; it's like drinking vomit." -Edward Elric and me. :fmed:
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby FourFourSeven » Mon Jan 06, 2014 11:57 pm

Granted. Earth is swallowed into the first man-made black hole in space.

I wish money grew on trees. In $25,000 denominations.

(Edit: Whoops! submitted without my accompanying wish!)
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby IStoleYourToast » Tue Jan 07, 2014 11:22 am

Granted, but money has become worthless

I wish I my manga script would write itself
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby anlptgtsg » Fri Jan 10, 2014 4:08 am

Granted, script is very bad though.

I wish the above user didn't stole my toast.
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby Wolfsong » Tue Jan 28, 2014 1:45 pm

granted, but the remaining toast is now burned

I wish I was actually a wolf and not a human being...
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby Never thirsty! » Tue Jan 28, 2014 2:57 pm

Granted, but you may only eat sand for anything else causes an a chemical reaction in your wolf stomach that puts you to sleep for two thousand years

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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby Abassi » Wed Feb 12, 2014 11:44 pm

Granted, though you have disrupted the space time continuum. Now a bunny rules all of England.

I wish my wish could not be twisted around despite my knowing that one must never trust a jinn.
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby Hikaru » Thu Feb 13, 2014 6:22 am

Granted. Your wish isn't "twisted" it's "corrupted" =w= I wish it was march 9th already
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby Schokolade » Sun Feb 16, 2014 9:33 pm

Granted, but dawn begins the inevitable rebellion of horses against humanity.

I wish I was more creative.
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby ClaecElric4God » Mon Feb 17, 2014 9:21 am

Granted. You create a super intelligent monster that then kills you and precedes to take over the world. How did you not see that coming?

I wish snow could maintain it's beauty and awesome consistency, but not be cold.
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They have shewed thee, O teen, what is good; and what doth the world require of thee, but to fit in, be wealthy, have good looks, and be rebellious? -Peer Pressure 1:1
"I hate milk; it's like drinking vomit." -Edward Elric and me. :fmed:
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby Cc4FuzzyHuggles » Wed Feb 19, 2014 11:34 am

Granted! But now it remains snowy forever, and you will never see the colors of the other seasons again! Everything is snowy and white!

I wish for more CAA silly forum games! Yay! XD
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby IStoleYourToast » Wed Feb 19, 2014 1:19 pm

Granted, but then all the silly forum games take over CAA forever.

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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby TheAlbinoMoose » Wed Feb 19, 2014 2:31 pm

Granted, but your feet are now size 15

I wish I could breathe underwater...
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