The Definitive Thread on Dating

[Yuki-Anne]

Here is the thread where you can post all your troubles about your flagging love life, and the rest of us can give you advice about the opposite sex.

I'll start:

Guys, the ladies love taxidermy. On the first date, be sure to give her the present of the taxidermied head of one of your kills. Preferably, her own cat. She will love you FOREVER.

[Crossfire]

Girls love manchildren who act like unsociable jerks. Put on your best scowl and prepare a vocabulary of colourful language, it'll woo them women like nothing else. For increased performance use a witty pickup line such as the classic "does this napkin smell like chloroform to you?".

[Davidizer13]

Women love nothing more than to hear about your adventures at last night's D&D session or 40K match. And go into detail, chicks want to hear about every die roll, every spell or move you considered before picking the right one.

[DaughterOfZion]

Guys, the ladies love taxidermy. On the first date, be sure to give her the present of the taxidermied head of one of your kills. Preferably, her own cat. She will love you FOREVER.

Actually, I believe you should give her a soldier squirrel from your Squirrel Army. Women love men who have evil plans to take over the world with their taxidermy squirrel army. It shows her you have ambition.

[Xeno]

Girls love manchildren who act like unsociable jerks. Put on your best scowl and prepare a vocabulary of colourful language, it'll woo them women like nothing else. For increased performance use a witty pickup line such as the classic "does this napkin smell like chloroform to you?".

stop telling people about my tactics

[Wild Eagle]

Women love it when you burp loudly, spit in public, and pay no heed to personal hygiene and decorum. It will give you that edgy, I'm-a-total-rebel aura that will make the ladies swoon.

[Makachop^^128]

Oh my goodness O_O this thread is a real thing XDD

[Okami]

Girls love manchildren who act like unsociable jerks. Put on your best scowl and prepare a vocabulary of colourful language, it'll woo them women like nothing else. For increased performance use a witty pickup line such as the classic "does this napkin smell like chloroform to you?".

stop telling people about my tactics

brb, dying.

[Wolfsong]

Girls love manchildren who act like unsociable jerks. Put on your best scowl and prepare a vocabulary of colourful language, it'll woo them women like nothing else. For increased performance use a witty pickup line such as the classic "does this napkin smell like chloroform to you?".

stop telling people about my tactics

brb, dying.

dying is right...

...guys, lick the girls. Doesn't have to be on the face. They love it...
eg:

Here's the likely response:



...sorry. Ima killjoy.

[Sheenar]

Girls love manchildren who act like unsociable jerks. Put on your best scowl and prepare a vocabulary of colourful language, it'll woo them women like nothing else. For increased performance use a witty pickup line such as the classic "does this napkin smell like chloroform to you?".

stop telling people about my tactics

brb, dying.

Me too --HA

Guys, these lines totally work --those womenfolk will be all up ons.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S07sThl3PfI&list=FLodC-thEUDY4sU51bK9uvLg&index=18

[S.M.O.G.]

Women love nothing more than to hear about your adventures at last night's D&D session or 40K match. And go into detail, chicks want to hear about every die roll, every spell or move you considered before picking the right one.

And that's why Oddood198 is such a stud.

[FourFourSeven]

Women loooove a man with ADHD. It usually means they have total awareness of their surroundings. Well, usually aware of everything else but the girl he's with. But hey, you can't pay attention to- OMG LOOK A PONY!!

[Nate]

Cologne and soap can cover up a man's natural pheromones. In order to maximize your studliness and get the women all up ons, be sure to go a couple of days without showering before attempting to woo the ladies.

[Mr. SmartyPants]

Always overstep your boundaries.

Be really crass and perverted. This also works wonders.

[FourFourSeven]

Oh, and when out on a date, do not -- DO NOT -- forget to be as loud and obnoxious as possible. After all, it's important to create an unnecessary scene in public, gaining the attention of everyone in your (and your woman's) direction.

Because some girls just love being showered with attention, and overkill is the best policy.

[raider~joseph]

Oh, and when out on a date, do not -- DO NOT -- forget to be as loud and obnoxious as possible. After all, it's important to create an unnecessary scene in public, gaining the attention of everyone in your (and your woman's) direction.

Because some girls just love being showered with attention, and overkill is the best policy.

To add to this...hidden cameras. Just saying. A rule of thumb: If you can't see her, you know she isn't thinking about you. Also staring at her while she sleeps works wonders...especially if you in the room without her knowing. This adds suprise to your relationship. I mean hey! It worked for Edward Cullen! And that guy is stupid! I prefer to bring a few good luck charms when I stare at girls:

Knives, ice bags, dead cats, her dead cats(Fresh kills are best), dead dogs, her dead dogs, cufflinks, plastic bags, wire, c4(THIS IS SUPER LUCKY IF YOU CAN PULL IT OFF!), and a plan of steps of how you could theoretically kill her. Theoretically mind. You wouldn't want to kill her. That would be crazy.

[Yuki-Anne]

But this thread has been all about giving the guys great advice. Let's do some advice for the ladies:

Be clingy. Call him multiple times a day. Text him nearly constantly. Berate him loudly every time he is even slightly late, or doesn't text back within 30 seconds. Throw out all game consoles, and monitor all internet activities. Go through his wallet and always, ALWAYS check his jackets for other women's hair. These signs that you care are sure to win his heart.

[raider~joseph]

But this thread has been all about giving the guys great advice. Let's do some advice for the ladies:

Be clingy. Call him multiple times a day. Text him nearly constantly. Berate him loudly every time he is even slightly late, or doesn't text back within 30 seconds. Throw out all game consoles, and monitor all internet activities. Go through his wallet and always, ALWAYS check his jackets for other women's hair. These signs that you care are sure to win his heart.

Don't most mainstream girls do that stuff anyway?

[Xeno]

As opposed to underground, indie, and the ever elusive contemporary electro chillhop girls.