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Postby ZiP » Wed Jun 09, 2004 11:13 am

You know your American when... You would shoose Burger King, over a Triple dragon buffet...
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Postby Uriah » Wed Jun 09, 2004 11:38 am

I would rather have some dragon...
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Postby Kireihana » Wed Jun 09, 2004 12:24 pm

I don't even know what a triple dragon buffet is. O.O

But I love fast food, even though it does make me sick XD. For some reason my body can't even handle small amounts of greasy foods. >.<
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Postby Banana-chan » Wed Jun 09, 2004 12:27 pm

triple dragon whatsiez???? ok well im lost but hey if you wan you can explain to me
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Postby Madeline » Wed Jun 09, 2004 3:31 pm

I don't even know what a triple dragon buffet is. O.O

But I love fast food, even though it does make me sick XD. For some reason my body can't even handle small amounts of greasy foods. >.<

Ditto. ^^
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Postby glitch1501 » Wed Jun 09, 2004 3:40 pm

isnt that like saying, you know your american when you like american food?

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Postby Solid Ronin » Wed Jun 09, 2004 4:55 pm

When you're obsessed with other contries culture..Like Japan
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Postby JediSonic » Wed Jun 09, 2004 4:58 pm

You know your american when you count how many different state liscence plates you can find! :D
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Postby ZiP » Wed Jun 09, 2004 5:56 pm

look, does no one besides Jedi, and Ronin get this??!!!
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Postby Aka-chan » Wed Jun 09, 2004 6:06 pm

I get it. ^__^

You know you're American when you don't see the point of having three levels of politeness in a language. What's wrong with using the same pronouns for an ambassador as your pet dog?
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Postby glitch1501 » Wed Jun 09, 2004 6:16 pm

i get it to, but i cant think of anything witty

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Postby Vampi » Thu Jun 10, 2004 3:16 am

You know you're an American when you can speak only one language...English.

Sorry if it sounds rude and I know it's not THAT true anymore...but it's a joke that goes around my school. The American Americans get picked on all the time....
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Postby Mr_Anderson » Thu Jun 10, 2004 1:56 pm

i still dont get it...

(i like fast foods, mcdonalds has better fries but BK has better burgers)
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Postby Mave » Thu Jun 10, 2004 4:54 pm

A common joke I've heard....

You know you're American when you can sue anyone for anything.

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Postby cbwing0 » Thu Jun 10, 2004 5:16 pm

You know you're an American when you watch commercials about starving children in the third world while you eat a three course meal.
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Postby Solid Ronin » Thu Jun 10, 2004 6:25 pm

cbwing0 wrote:You know you're an American when you watch commercials about starving children in the third world while you eat a three course meal.


LOL! I hear that renagade!!!
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Postby Kawaiikneko » Thu Jun 10, 2004 7:40 pm

only in America....
is there braille on drive-up atm machines
do banks chain pens to the desk and leave their doors wide open
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Postby The Mad Hatter » Thu Jun 10, 2004 10:38 pm

hmm...

you know you're an american when you respond to the foreign hatred towards the US by saying, "they're just jealous..." and quickly blame all your problems on them.

you know you're an american when you drive to get to the other <shooraijin: watch your mouth.> ing side of the street

you know you're an american when you buy the biggest SUV you can find and then complain about the gas prices

you know you're an american when you spend half your money buying the fattest foods you can find and the other half on dieting products...

yeah...um...no offense to americans. I'm american, so I can say these things :)
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Postby Stephen » Thu Jun 10, 2004 11:32 pm

"yeah...um...no offense to americans. I'm american, so I can say these things"


Wisdom on why Americans are so horrible from the mouth of a 16 year old. *sigh*
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Postby Bobtheduck » Fri Jun 11, 2004 12:15 am

You know you're american when you demand a free refill and feel offended when you don't get it.

You know you're american when you don't understand why people have to fill paperwork out to come into the country. Either americans, or very self-ignorant europeans...

You know you're American when you feel you can "train" the service at a restaurant with your money. (as if witholding a tip is going to give them a better attitude)

You know you're an american when you make threads like this, but still feel offended when someone mocks your country with hatred behind it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evcNPfZlrZs Watch this movie　なう。 It's legal, free... And it's more than its premise. It's not saying Fast Food is good food. Just watch it.
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Postby shooraijin » Fri Jun 11, 2004 12:25 am

This thread is starting to get a bit ugly for my tastes, so I'm closing it.
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