Would You Rather....

[SierraLea]

This thread is pretty self explanatory. You pot two options, and the next perso to post has to pick one and post the next two options.
However, the next time you post in this thread, PLEASE give which of your own previous options you would choose. If people post frequently, this could be fun!

My first two options are,

Would you rather.... Stalk a date or date a stalker?

[DecooPunk]

stalk a date
Would you rather.... Be a villain in a movie or the friend who dies?

[SierraLea]

The villain. They generally have a more distinct personality.
For the record, I'd rather stalk a date.

would you rather have two foot horns on your head, or your whole body covered in very fine fur?

[Panda4christ:3]

Covered in fur, at least it'd be warm ^^

Would you rather, Always smell horrible, or always have bad teeth?

[Mullet Death]

I'd rather always smell horrible. I could maybe downplay that as a consequence of being rugged and manly.

Would you rather no longer have any need to sleep, or no longer have to go to work but not have to change your spending habits?

[SierraLea]

Not need to sleep. Think of all the stuff I could do with that extra eight hours!
Would you rather get twenty needle pricks or twenty papercuts?

[Banana Lobster]

Twenty needle pricks.

Would you rather read Maximum Ride, or Hunger Games?

[Panda4christ:3]

Maximum ride :3

Would you rather always be sad, or make everyone else around you sad?

[Banana Lobster]

Be sad. I don't want to make my little sister sad!

Would you rather watch Despicable Me, or Rise of the Guardians?

[SierraLea]

Rise of the Guardians. I just finished it, literally!

Unlimited mix-ins for ice cream or unlimited toppings? Which would you pick?

[Cc4FuzzyHuggles]

Did someone say ice cream?! Ice cream, ice cream, we all scream for ice cream!

Would you rather sing and jump OR laugh like crazy at something super funny?

[Yuki-Anne]

laugh like crazy.

Would you rather have uncontrollable gas or a strange and off-putting physical tick (such as jerking your arm wildly every few seconds or doing raspberries involuntarily [actually saw a real dude with this one on the train the other day])

[Cc4FuzzyHuggles]

I would rather have GAS! If someone farts, it's at least funny sometimes.

Would you rather swim with a meowing octopus or fly with a barking cow?

[Yuki-Anne]

Fly with a barking cow, definitely.

Would you rather be a giant or a midget?

[ClaecElric4God]

Midget. Then I'd be like all my favorite anime characters.

Would you rather read a book or take a walk?

[Yuki-Anne]

Right now, in the summer? Read a book. In a nice, air-conditioned room. With a glass of cold lemonade.

Would you rather eat Chinese food or Japanese food?

[SierraLea]

I'll take Chinese. I love places like Panda Express.

Would you rather have to always wear your hair in a bun, or shave yourself bald?

[Wild Eagle]

Shave myself bald (I had long hair once. Wasn't as fun as I thought it would be...)

Would you rather face an alien invasion or a zombie apocalypse?

[ClaecElric4God]

Zombies, hands down. Dead people are a lot easier to deal with than live ones from another planet. And they move all slow and weird, so I think I could outmaneuver them.

Would you rather have a broken hand or a broken computer?

[little.gun.nut]

Brocken computer, defiantly! Brocken arm=pain!
Would you rather be shot by a gun like 10 times, or be ran over by a bus, and still survive? (I know, it would be very unlikely someone would live through all this...)

[Mullet Death]

Pretty much the only place you could take ten bullets and survive is an arm
. You'd probably get injured far worse by worse by a bus. I'll take the gunshots.

Would you rather be in a different universe every time you woke up (and you're the only one who knows- a Groundhog-Day-esque phenomenon) or stay in one alternate universe that's always a living nightmare?

[silvanis2.0]

As I am a social creature, probably the living nightmare option. At least I could maybe form relationships.

Would you rather be covered in fur or completely bald?

[Panda4christ:3]

I think i already said this XD;; but covered in fur...it'd be soft and stuff c:

Would you rather never be able to sleep or never be able to wake up?

[Ally-Ann]

Depends on if I got tired while staying awake... I think I'd rather never wake up. I could master lucid dreaming and live out my dreams!

Would you rather be sucked into a black hole, or sink into the deepest ocean trench in the world?

[PandaPop]

Sink into the deepest ocean trench in the world, could probably see some cool creatures unseen by any human eye on the way down.

Would you rather be stuck alone on an Island for ten years, or stuck in prison for ten years?

[Yuki-Anne]

Prison for ten years.

Would you rather be famous and plagued by obnoxious paparazzi literally everywhere you go, or be rich and forever alone?

[DecooPunk]

Famous because I could totally troll the paparazzi.
Would you rather be the pitied but intelligent villain in a movie or the strong but rather boring hero?

[SierraLea]

This is the second time I've said this, and I love it! I love being wickedly intelligent. I could deal with pity.

[Panda4christ:3]

:c no would you rather D:
Would you rather break your arm or leg?

[SierraLea]

Having broken both, I'd say arm. Crutches make you super strong and improve coordination. Although it would depend somewhat on which one I broke, since I need my right foot to drive.

Would you rather wear ballet toe shoes or knee-high rubber boots for the rest of your life?