Postby Peanut » Sat Aug 04, 2012 8:38 pm
*The world was ending. Or, at least every fiber in Ryuken's being seemed to be screaming that as if the loudest person in the entire universe was screaming into his ear over a megaphone. However, like the metaphor used, the sound of the universe ending had literally made Ryuken deaf to its status and as he stood back up after being launched miles away from the conflict to end all conflicts, he maintained that clam demeanor that had got him this far. Lonut was powerful. Or maybe his name was Peatan? Whatever it was it was powerful. No doubt about it. But it was not Ryuken, the man who had single done...something. Huh, weird I can't remember anything important Ryuken has ever done. Oh well, its probably not a big deal. I mean its not like reality is being torn apart by a fight in a computer simulation am I right guys?*
Lord Kalvin: So reality is being torn apart by a fight in a computer simulation.
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Part 6- End.
Zarn Ishtare- It's no use...whatever your name is. Fenris is a being of pure energy so I can keep this up all day!
*An explosion erupted blowing back the massive twisted snake that Peanut and Lotan had formed. However as the smoke cleared, it lunged again at Zarn who effortlessly jumped out of its way.*
Zarn- Even without that I'd still be able to avoid your slow, clumsy mo--
*Zarn suddenly felt something massive smack into him quicker then he could react. His head began to spin as he smacked into the ground and suddenly realized that the freaky Snake thing's mouth was around him and the Arcane Singularity was trying to devour him.*
NMA 1: Ouch, he's going to be feeling that in the morning!
Lord Kalvin: If there will be a morning. It might be called night then.
NMA 2: Silly Lord Kalvin, everyone knows that night is at 12pm...wait that's not right.
Lord Kalvin: It will be if this battle keeps up...
*Zarn releases a massive blast of energy that rips Lotan's head off.*
NMA 1: I don't get it. How could a fight in a computer simulation tear apart reality?
Lord Kalvin: Its just what happens when two beings of immense power fight each other. As long as the battle rages on, their immense power will reach out and begin to draw the multiverses into each other, causing them to unite. The result is reality falling into shambles and me spending the next 6 trazillion years wearing a janitors hat and cleaning it up.
NMA 2: You say this like this has happened before.
Lord Kalvin: Twice...or maybe it was three times? Usually one being wins so its not a big problem.
*Lotan's head reforms and he promptly starts chasing Zarn again, mouth agape.*
NMA 1: So you've been over reacting is what you're saying. I mean Zarn is going to win this fight.
*Lord Kalvin stares off into space with a look on his face that said many things. None of which was that Zarn was going to win this fight.*
NMA 2: Ok then Peanut will win it.
*His face didn't say that either.*
NMA 1: Then--
Lord Kalvin:--They'll fight for eternity. Peanut can't kill Zarn because he's immortal. So he's trying to consume him but Fenris is a being of infinite energy so that's not going to happen. Zarn can't kill Peanut because he's transcended beyond Chaos godhood and become something...more.
NMA 2: What do you mean?
Lord Kalvin: Chaos gods don't regenerate like how Peanut did. Usually when you destroy them in a way similar to that that's just it. This means that Peanut is immortal as well. It also means that you will be wearing dresses in the next sentence.
*The Ninja Monkey Annoucners found themselves a set of lovely evening gowns. The first Ninja Monkey Announcer felt dashing in his elegant yellow gown that flowed like the Nile from his neck to his toes. The second Ninja Monkey Announcer felt like his purple dress made him look fat and swore that after this was all over he was going to hunt down the person who made these dresses and smack him across the face for such a cruel prank. Then he'd ask the lovely Colonel to the ball and be the talk of the town...wait this has nothing to do with Of Nations and States...*
Lord Kalvin: It will if this keeps up.
NMA 2: Stupid dress maker.
*Ninja Monkey Announcer 1 smacks Ninja Monkey Announcer 2 in the back of the head.*
NMA 1: Keep some dignity during the end of the world ok buddy.
*Meanwhile, Peanut continued to write the last part of the third Of Nations and States tourney when, all of a sudden, he felt like someone was always watching him. He reached over to his nearby window and raised the shade to find a giant eye staring through the window. He stared at it for a few seconds, then lowered the shade and returned to writing this last part of this tournament swearing that it was a terrible idea to wait this long to complete it.*
Lord Kalvin: Yep, the Muliverse is starting to fuse.
NMA 1: How long do we have?
Lord Kalvin: Have either of you suddenly ended up with chocolate mil--
*Before he could finish, Ninja Monkey Announcer 2 coughed up some chocolate milk*
Lord Kalvin: 5 minutes.
*Lord Kalvin pulled out a PalmPilate and began to look around for his calendar. Normally, such an antiquated piece of technology would be weird but seeing as how this was the end of the world, it didn't seem so strange at all.*
Lord Kalvin: Looks like I or any of my avatars won't be taking a vacation for the next...oh...6 trillion years? That's assuming I skip my lunch break....every day...for the next 70 centuries...
NMA 1: Being God sucks doesn't it.
Lord Kalvin: Only when your student and some random dude decide to break the multiverse.
*Zarn was flung by Lotan into the last standing building.*
Lotan: Kill Zarn! Devour Zarn!
Zarn: That's it!
*Suddenly, a flurry of claws ripped through Lotan's body as Zarn sped his way around his coiled form. However, not a single cut appeared.*
NMA 1: Um...was that reality--
Not Lord Kalvin: No, that was Lotan actually trying to regenerate. Yeah, he's at the point now where stuff doesn't hurt him at all, that's how fast he regenerates.
*Somewhere, Dante had a sudden urge to legally change his name to Puritan and begin to where elaborate hats everywhere he goes. And when I say elaborate I mean Queen of England elaborate. Suddenly, Kaligraphic woke up on an island and was told by a Genie that he would grant him one wish. He wished he could think of a wish when suddenly the Genie disappeared. In the Middle East, the real Zarn Ishtare felt a sudden urge to kill Peanut with a plastic spoon the next time he met him. He wasn't quite sure why but he was pretty sure it was the second best idea he ever had. He chuckled at the thought of the best idea he ever had which was sure to make him a millionaire if he ever did it. Too bad the world was ending.*
Zarn: Why aren't you dying?
Lotan: Hehehehe
Zarn: Heh, well I'll just have to try harde--
*Zarn was again hit by Lotan before he was able to finish his sentence. This pattern was starting to bug him. No one cuts off Zarn Ishtare except for the clone of his sister...wait Zarn doesn't have a clone of a sister?*
NMA 1: So what will happen to us?
NegaLord Kalvin: You'll probably just disappear or maybe be transformed into something...different.
NMA 2: Like?
Lord Kalvin with a stylish topee: Depends on how the Multiverse fuses.
*Off in the distance, as reality continued to collapse, strolled Ryuken. Calmly walking towards the battle raging on in front of him. He would not be upstaged by such fools as Peanut and Zarn. He was the superior fighter and he would show it right now for the whole world to see. He thought he spot from the corner of his eye he thought he saw an entire school bus of kindergartners going to school. But it was probably just his imagination. Suddenly, a toaster dinged.*
NMA 1: What does that mean?
Lord Kalvin: one minute to the end of the world.
NMA 2: Well folks. Its been fun and real. But it looks like this is it for all of us. So, I guess we'll give one final send off that no one will ever forget.
Lord Kalvin without a beard: No, they'll forget it.
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