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Postby AdriTan » Sun Nov 11, 2012 12:37 am

Because, silly, it's made by ninjas!

How come I'm so impervious to being creeped out?
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Postby bobmonkeys » Sun Nov 11, 2012 2:13 am

Because you have yet to see me lick my own toes in nothing but my underwear. (and enjoy it)

Where do Pokemon come from?
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Postby Panda4christ:3 » Sun Nov 11, 2012 11:33 am

The brains of insane blind japanese people

Why won't pokemon die down?
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Postby Cleanedbyblood » Sun Nov 11, 2012 4:07 pm

because people still watch them

how came up with the idea to eat eggs?
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Postby Broly Ultimatrix » Sun Nov 11, 2012 4:37 pm

Gaston from Beauty and the Beast.

What happends when you mix Pepsie and Coca Cola?
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Postby Panda4christ:3 » Sun Nov 11, 2012 4:44 pm

Soda drinkers will become mind blown

Why is soda so good?
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Postby bobmonkeys » Tue Nov 13, 2012 2:24 am

Because it was injected into us before we were born making us already addicted to caffeine.

What time is it in the hyperbolic-time chamber?
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Postby Panda4christ:3 » Tue Nov 13, 2012 2:45 am

Ask Doctor Who--he's bound to know about all that timey-wimey wibbly-wobbly stuff.

Why are there white crayons?
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Postby Cleanedbyblood » Tue Nov 13, 2012 11:53 am

those aren't white crayons, they are actually green crayons (or other colors) that didn't have dye put in while being made

Why doesn't it feel like autumn outside?
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Postby Panda4christ:3 » Tue Nov 13, 2012 1:54 pm

Because in the south it's always summer

Why is there no snow outside?
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Postby bobmonkeys » Tue Nov 13, 2012 1:57 pm

There is snow outside, but its hiding from you.

How do my feet smell if they don't have a nose?
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Postby Broly Ultimatrix » Tue Nov 13, 2012 3:59 pm

The same way a butterflies feet can taste without a tounge.

How can they call wireless routers wireless? Have you ever tried to hook one up.
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Postby bobmonkeys » Tue Nov 13, 2012 5:35 pm

I have had to hook one up. They are called wire-less because it takes less wires with one than it would take to wire every PC in my house to the modem.

What is the best response for when someone tells you "I love you."?
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Postby Panda4christ:3 » Tue Nov 13, 2012 5:43 pm

I love you too Or I love me too

Why are pineapples so good?
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Postby bobmonkeys » Tue Nov 13, 2012 5:59 pm

Because they are all the fun of pine and apples.

Are we there yet?
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Postby eightluvver888 » Tue Nov 13, 2012 6:52 pm

Actually, we never left.

Panda4christ:3 (post: 1597476) wrote:I love me too
Lol

Why did a shadow suddenly appear over me?
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Postby Panda4christ:3 » Tue Nov 13, 2012 7:19 pm

Did you say no to Panda cheese?

Why is chinese food so good?
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Postby bobmonkeys » Tue Nov 13, 2012 7:45 pm

Because it was invented by the immortal mountain sages thousands of years ago or it just depends on the amount of soy sauce.

Do you believe in Santa Clause?
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Postby Cleanedbyblood » Tue Nov 13, 2012 7:46 pm

yes and no

Why is there nothing good on tv?
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Postby bobmonkeys » Tue Nov 13, 2012 8:11 pm

Because tv is a window to the soul therefore you must cleanse your own soul before something good comes on tv, or change your remotes batteries.

Is it a good idea to sell your soul for a hamburger?
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Postby Panda4christ:3 » Tue Nov 13, 2012 8:29 pm

Hey! Soul does not want to be sold for any amount of food!

Why are the songs you hate the catchy ones?
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Postby SilverToast » Tue Nov 13, 2012 8:39 pm

That is the only way they will sell to the people of the underground empire.

Why hasn't the soul train come for me yet?
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Postby tronethiel7 » Tue Nov 13, 2012 9:11 pm

Do you perchance have freckles, pale skin, and orange hair?

Why do I have an unhealthy obsession with pears?
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Postby Broly Ultimatrix » Tue Nov 13, 2012 9:20 pm

Because you are the anto doctor.

Why do we call them Hamburgers when they are made of beef?
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Postby Cleanedbyblood » Tue Nov 13, 2012 9:47 pm

Just to confuse people

Where is my iPod at?
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Postby Panda4christ:3 » Tue Nov 13, 2012 9:51 pm

*listening to ipod* Oh.Hi :3 <---panda theif

Why are chip bags 90% air?
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Postby Cleanedbyblood » Tue Nov 13, 2012 9:59 pm

so they can charge you more money

Why'd you take my iPod?
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Postby bobmonkeys » Tue Nov 13, 2012 11:08 pm

Because you got a new one to replace the one that Panda took, so I had to take it. If this keeps up everyone on CAA will have a iPod but you.

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Postby Panda4christ:3 » Tue Nov 13, 2012 11:55 pm

Because then the hare would win

Why am i so hungry?
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Postby Broly Ultimatrix » Wed Nov 14, 2012 6:16 am

Because of your hungarian liniage.

How do you get an intalian last name from a dadd who isn't any italian but not a mom who is?
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