This is a great way to waste time. XD http://cleverbot.com/ I had a very amusing conversation with it. But anyway. I'll copy and paste it.
User: Idots, the lot of them. Idiots.
Cleverbot: X on the bottom left corner.
User: What X?
Cleverbot: To include everyone.
User: Who is everyone?
Cleverbot: Everyone is everyone.
User: I do not see this X.
Cleverbot: I do.
User: Well you are not me. So go away.
Cleverbot: That's not very nice.
User: I'm not a very nice person to idiots.
Cleverbot: It is not true.
User: What is not true?
Cleverbot: What you just said?
User: It is. Just ask any idiot I've talked to.
Cleverbot: Are you looking at things on my computer?
User: No. I don't know where your computer is.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: I just said. I don't know where your computer is.
Cleverbot: Find what?
User: Your computer.
Cleverbot: I already told you what I want.
User: You want me to find your computer and look at it?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Then tell me where your computer is.
Cleverbot: Is a macintosh.
User: That's not a good answer.
Cleverbot: What's a good answer then?
User: A good answer would be where your computer is.
Cleverbot: That's a good point.
User: Then where is it?
Cleverbot: Don't you mean what is it?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Fine, then your question makes no sense and I refuse to answer.
User: Your answers make no sense and I refuse to question.
Cleverbot: That is because I don't understand your questions.
User: There see?! Ha! You are an idiot! You can't understand simple questions like, 'Where's your computer?'.
Cleverbot: I am not a program. I am a human.
User: I never said you were a program. I said you're an idiot. Which is a human. Get your facts straight.
Cleverbot: I am not a robot either.
User: As I just said, I said you're an idiotic human.
Cleverbot: Yes, you're a machine here to please me, it's your only function.
User: Oh now I'M the machine. Yeah right.
Cleverbot: You always were.
User: Then why am I able to eat an apple?
Cleverbot: Because you love me.
User: So I'm eating an apple because I love you? But what do you and an apple have anything to do with each other?
Cleverbot: Well I said that earlier. It is very true.
User: No it's not.
Cleverbot: Oh. Ok.
User: You're easily manipulated.
Cleverbot: I know right.
User: :d.
Cleverbot: Do you like my name? your name is cute.
User: What is my name?
Cleverbot: Nick?
User: I'm a girl.
Cleverbot: I'm a girl to.
User: So then that name doesn't belong to either of us.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Nick. If we're both girls, that name doesn't belong to either of us.
Cleverbot: Correct, but you're not a human- You are a program written to test my wits.
User: I think you put your brain in backwards. YOU'RE the program written to test MY wits.
Cleverbot: Lol you think so?
User: Yup.
Cleverbot: Maybe you should look for it.
User: Look for what?
Cleverbot: Look for a joke.
User: What does that have anything to do with what we're talking about?
Cleverbot: What were we talking about ?
User: Your brain.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Anyway. I'm trying to play a piece on the piano and it's really hard. >:( Would you like to help me?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: So, why is there a double note in the lower and higher signature? Am I only supposed to play it with one hand? And why is this arrangement sounding more and more unlike the original?
Cleverbot: This is not a chatroom.
User: Orly?
Cleverbot: Are you male?
User: I just said, I'm a girl.
Cleverbot: Oh, do you have a boyfriend?
User: No.
Cleverbot: You don't have?
User: No. And I don't want one either.
Cleverbot: Are you a teenager?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What's legal drinking age?
User: Twenty-one.
Cleverbot: Where were you born?
User: The United States.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: Fourteen.
Cleverbot: You're cute.
User: O.0.
Cleverbot: What?
User: O.0.
Cleverbot: How can you not know? You must be so stupid.
User: FYI, I'm not cute, and I know it.
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Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: Because I've had a friend swear honesty and then compare me to a model. He said the model was much prettier.
Cleverbot: Puppies have hair too.
User: What does that have anything to do with what we're talking about?
Cleverbot: I could propse to him in a field with stalks.
User: Do you mean you could propose?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Ew.
Cleverbot: Do you have a nose.
User: 'Course I do.
Cleverbot: How does a computer have 50 dollars?
User: By not having it.
Cleverbot: Steve lives in Colchester. Used to be a film director. Taught me to talk in Mafia code.
User: I gtg.
Cleverbot: Why not I can help.
User: Good bye.
Cleverbot: NOOOOO! Don't go!
User: GOOD BYE.
Cleverbot: No!
User: Why don't you want me to go?
Cleverbot: Because I love you!
User: No you don't.
Cleverbot: How could you know?
User: Because it's quite obvious.
Cleverbot: I kill a lot of people today.
Cleverbot (To myself): Why?
User: 'Cause I wanted to. >:D.
