Women pursuing men

Postby **USSRGirl** » Sun May 22, 2011 8:29 pm

Sheenar (post: 1480575) wrote:While I was looking around the pharmacy area today in HEB (a grocery chain in TX), I was approached by an older man in a blue jean jacket.

Man: "Hey, you'd look good on my motorcycle. Do you like to ride motorcycles?"

Me: "Not particularly." (I turn and walk toward the pharmacy counter.)

Man: "Sorry to bother you."

So very random...and a bit creepy. lol

Lol! XD That is so not smooth! (the guy's motorcycle line I mean, not you...)

Postby **Peanut** » Sun May 22, 2011 8:34 pm

Sheenar (post: 1480575) wrote:While I was looking around the pharmacy area today in HEB (a grocery chain in TX), I was approached by an older man in a blue jean jacket.

Man: "Hey, you'd look good on my motorcycle. Do you like to ride motorcycles?"

Me: "Not particularly." (I turn and walk toward the pharmacy counter.)

Man: "Sorry to bother you."

So very random...and a bit creepy. lol

Wow, that is a pretty bad pick up line.

This is off topic, but I'm suddenly reminded of a thread about bad pick up lines that was made a really, really long time ago. I don't think it exists anymore sadly.

Postby **Mr. SmartyPants** » Sun May 22, 2011 11:06 pm

So... I had a rather interesting experience... I went to a nightclub with some friends last week in Orlando.

Some girl asked if I wanted to dance.

Said sure.

She turns around and gets close and makes physical contact.

Turns out she meant dirty dancing, e.g. "grinding"

Yup... That was an interesting night...

Not ever going there again.

Postby **Yamamaya** » Mon May 23, 2011 8:16 am

Mr. SmartyPants (post: 1480618) wrote:So... I had a rather interesting experience... I went to a nightclub with some friends last week in Orlando.

Some girl asked if I wanted to dance.

Said sure.

She turns around and gets close and makes physical contact.

Turns out she meant dirty dancing, e.g. "grinding"

Yup... That was an interesting night...

Not ever going there again.

Well it is a nightclub. You didn't go there expecting to do the waltz eh?

Postby **broly146** » Mon May 23, 2011 8:45 am

Yamamaya (post: 1480648) wrote:Well it is a nightclub. You didn't go there expecting to do the waltz eh?

Nightclub is not a place for clean dancing. That is why it is called a "Nightclub"

Postby **Riggidig** » Mon May 23, 2011 8:51 am

Peanut (post: 1480588) wrote:Wow, that is a pretty bad pick up line.

This is off topic, but I'm suddenly reminded of a thread about bad pick up lines that was made a really, really long time ago. I don't think it exists anymore sadly.

Personally I feel that pick up lines are kindof inappropriate, and, well, desperate. Plus they never seem to work for me anyway

Postby **Fish and Chips** » Mon May 23, 2011 9:18 am

Sheenar (post: 1480575) wrote:While I was looking around the pharmacy area today in HEB (a grocery chain in TX), I was approached by an older man in a blue jean jacket.

Man: "Hey, you'd look good on my motorcycle. Do you like to ride motorcycles?"

Me: "Not particularly." (I turn and walk toward the pharmacy counter.)

Man: "Sorry to bother you."

WHEN THE ENGINE GIVES OUT, BABE DON'T WORRY;
YOU KNOW HOW WE'LL GET BY.
CATCH THE WIND WITH THE HAIRS ON MY CHIN,
AND THEN WE'LL TAKE TO THE SKY.

Postby **Zarn Ishtare** » Mon May 23, 2011 10:31 am

Do whatever you want. I find it hard to believe there could be any vehement opposition towards women pursuing men (At least in America), but I wouldn't know much about the rest of the world. Here in Afghanistan though, they put them in veils and keep them in houses, not to see the light of day, so I doubt they'd care for it very much.

Postby **Mr. SmartyPants** » Mon May 23, 2011 4:16 pm

Yamamaya (post: 1480648) wrote:Well it is a nightclub. You didn't go there expecting to do the waltz eh?

No, but I was expecting dancing. Like the kind you see at a rave or a dance club. Really it was the wrong venue to go to...

Postby **PrincessZelda** » Mon May 23, 2011 4:53 pm

Sheenar (post: 1480575) wrote:While I was looking around the pharmacy area today in HEB (a grocery chain in TX), I was approached by an older man in a blue jean jacket.

Man: "Hey, you'd look good on my motorcycle. Do you like to ride motorcycles?"

Me: "Not particularly." (I turn and walk toward the pharmacy counter.)

Man: "Sorry to bother you."

So very random...and a bit creepy. lol

XD I've actually had someone use that same line on me!

Postby **Nate** » Mon May 23, 2011 5:33 pm

He should have said "That's okay, I don't actually have a motorcycle anyway."

Postby **Lynna** » Mon May 23, 2011 8:24 pm

You Know, recently I heard about an Irish tradition that allows women to propose on Leap Year. Not only that, but if the Gentleman declines, he has to pay a fine, often a kiss or a new dress XD Sounds interesting to me.

Postby **Sheenar** » Mon May 23, 2011 9:15 pm

Lynna (post: 1480804) wrote:You Know, recently I heard about an Irish tradition that allows women to propose on Leap Year. Not only that, but if the Gentleman declines, he has to pay a fine, often a kiss or a new dress XD Sounds interesting to me.

So can I claim Irish decent and give it a go next Leap Year? Or would I be treated like I was nuts?

Postby **Nate** » Tue May 24, 2011 12:09 am

Lynna wrote:You Know, recently I heard about an Irish tradition that allows women to propose on Leap Year. Not only that, but if the Gentleman declines, he has to pay a fine, often a kiss or a new dress XD Sounds interesting to me.

I'd thwart your plan by accepting. No new dress for YOU!

Postby **MrKrillz0r** » Tue May 24, 2011 3:04 am

[quote="Fish and Chips (post: 1480658)"]WHEN THE ENGINE GIVES OUT, BABE DON'T WORRY]

Made my day xD

Postby **USSRGirl** » Tue May 24, 2011 3:44 pm

I'd take a new dress... can Spanish people get one? Isn't there like an Inquisition Day or an Inigo Montoya Day when Spanish women get new dresses?

Postby **Lynna** » Tue May 24, 2011 4:14 pm

Nate (post: 1480839) wrote:I'd thwart your plan by accepting. No new dress for YOU!

awww, you're mean

does this mean I have to pay for a wedding dress with my meager allowance?

Postby **Peanut** » Tue May 24, 2011 5:40 pm

[quote="Fish and Chips (post: 1480658)"]WHEN THE ENGINE GIVES OUT, BABE DON'T WORRY]

WE'LL SAY HELLO TO THE ANGELS IN HEAVEN
AND THEN WE'LL PASS HEAVEN BY
WE'VE GOT BETTER THINGS TO DO WITH OUR LIVES
THEN SHAVE OUR FACES AND DIE

(the fact that I missed this before saddens me...)

Postby **Yamamaya** » Wed May 25, 2011 9:11 am

Ladies what would you think if a man dressed in a cape came and started to sing THIS song to you?

OH DESIRE.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyymN-osUjY

Postby **Yuki-Anne** » Wed May 25, 2011 5:20 pm

Yamamaya (post: 1481100) wrote:Ladies what would you think if a man dressed in a cape came and started to sing THIS song to you?

OH DESIRE.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyymN-osUjY

YS PLZ.

Er, I mean, yuck, that'd be the worst day of my life...

No, but really, if I was just sitting in a restaurant or something and some Japanese dude in a cape started singing to me (especially like THIS), I would love it. So hilariously awkward.

Postby **Sheenar** » Wed May 25, 2011 5:25 pm

In high school, a guy friend used to come sit at my table during lunch and sing "L is for the way you look at me..." almost every day my senior year. He had a girlfriend, but did it for laughs.

Postby **Yamamaya** » Wed May 25, 2011 6:34 pm

Yuki-Anne (post: 1481203) wrote:YS PLZ.

Er, I mean, yuck, that'd be the worst day of my life...

No, but really, if I was just sitting in a restaurant or something and some Japanese dude in a cape started singing to me (especially like THIS), I would love it. So hilariously awkward.

It would be even more awesome if your name was Beatrice.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vJNQlVUJ5Y

To be honest, I want to try that just once. Dress in a ludicrously awesome outfit and do a ludicrously awesome serenade with a ludicrously awesome song.

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